Good news, everybody! I found five, that somehow survived the great pineapple famine, under the couch!

I'll just leave them on the table here and let you decide how to spread them out evenly between yourselves. Maybe you could each give your own dubious reasons for wanting to own one of the last five pineapples in existance and then vote on the winner or something.

Well, good luck! :)

*walks off into sunset*

It is cool, I am not really a fan of pineapples anyway.

Wink wink.

Arr, th' pirate gets two o' them that`s th' unwritten laws o' th' sea. :cool:

Time to put these on a pizza :D

Time to put these on a pizza :D

I do not eat much pizza, but I have to say that sounds like a really cool idea.

I do not eat much pizza, but I have to say that sounds like a really cool idea.
Should probably explain for the new members then... a while ago there was a rather long debate about whether or not pineapple should go on a pizza or not (ie ham & pineapple topping). Have a search around, I'm sure you'll find the threads!

Should probably explain for the new members then... a while ago there was a rather long debate about whether or not pineapple should go on a pizza or not (ie ham & pineapple topping). Have a search around, I'm sure you'll find the threads!

No no, I know, I was trying to be subtle. D:

NO.



l .

Juicy .

Juicy .
BONZ WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL OF THOSE LAST REMAINING PINEAPPLES?? :mad: :mad: I WAS GOING TO PUT THEM ON A PIZZA :mad: :mad: :mad:

I DID want them until THAT guy started talking about putting them on PIZZA. :(

BONZ WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL OF THOSE LAST REMAINING PINEAPPLES?? :mad: :mad: I WAS GOING TO PUT THEM ON A PIZZA :mad: :mad: :mad:
Har har har!
I'm especially evil since I only ate 4 of them.
I keep the last one to make ultra viscous oil to permanently lubricate all the robots in the world.

No no, I know, I was trying to be subtle. D:YOU FAIL! :mad: OR WIN! :mad: DEPENDING ON YOUR VIEW OF THE MATTER! :mad:

Should probably explain for the new members then... a while ago there was a rather long debate about whether or not pineapple should go on a pizza or not (ie ham & pineapple topping). Have a search around, I'm sure you'll find the threads!

Oh god NO!
Bonz, I am in your debt for destroying the things before such an abomination could be performed.

Oh god NO!
Bonz, I am in your debt for destroying the things before such an abomination could be performed.
I have thought it over:
Through vegetative reproduction I'm gonna re-cultivate the Ananas again.
I'll buy an island and fill it with plantations.
There'll only be pineapple slices to eat and pineapple juice to drink on my island.
And Piña coladas in the evening.
And I'll be the benevolent dictator.
I'll be rich. Rich! :eek:

Here's an interesting thought.

What about putting a pizza on top of a pineapple? Trying to eat it without collapsing would be food AND entertainment! I haven't seen this sort of food/fun synergy since bananas and their peels.

I haven't seen this sort of food/fun synergy since bananas and their peels.

Please say your train of thought isn't the same as mine.
Please!

Please say your train of thought isn't the same as mine.
Please!
I was thinking along the line of using the peels for people to slip on. What sort of phallic imagery were you conceiving?

Sure, I'll have a pineapple.

I was thinking along the line of using the peels for people to slip on. What sort of phallic imagery were you conceiving?

What are you suggesting? I never implied anything of the sort!

You guys.. those were not actually pineapples... :-/

YOU FAIL! :mad: OR WIN! :mad: DEPENDING ON YOUR VIEW OF THE MATTER! :mad:

Your avatar makes everything hilarious. :D

You guys.. those were not actually pineapples... :-/

Clearly, he is getting you all to discard your precious pineapples, thinking them worthless. Then when you are gone he will take them all.

End his life.

*plants pineapple*