Remember Zero's thread? That one that never updates? Feeling guilty, Zero? Anyways, I've had that same idea of posting something like that for a while before he even strted his... So I'm giving myself a little chance. Since this is only done in paint, I could do drawings fairly fast... SO

START WITH COMMANDS. Already waiting them.


Oh wait, the thing itself.





Once upon a time...

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/6532/badlydrawnchroniclesmj9.png

Somebody decided to draw a circle. But that particular circle was instead a worm nest. Since the hole had no effort into being drawn, so was the worm. He soon realised how lonely this plane of reality is...

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(Disclaimer: If you live in the moon, and didn't see Zero's thread, it's just a "choose your own path" kind of thing, only that I decide which commands make it)

so he stole that pencil...and used it to draw a town.

Draw him a house...




In the shape of ME!

Draw him a guitar to play with.

Climb out of hole, and roll it up Looney-Tunes style.
Because it's actually a portable hole.

so he stole that pencil...and used it to draw a town.

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/21/bdc2uc9.png
You can't reach stuff in the material plane from this plane of reality, so the pencil leaves. However, as a twist of fate, you discover that your finger has the same properties, being able to draw stuff... As long as you have enough INK.

Draw him a house...




In the shape of ME!

As an idea pops up, you draw it, without even thinking of what you are doing.
http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/4828/bdc3tr0.png
That didn't turn out so well...

Draw him a guitar to play with.

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/4241/bdc4na9.png
After another test sketch, turns out you are uncapable of drawing a decent guitar...

Climb out of hole, and roll it up Looney-Tunes style.
Because it's actually a portable hole.

Come on, don't be silly...
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/3118/bdc5gx1.png
Oh wait... Turns out there's something below the HOLE.

That didn't turn out so well...

This made me laugh hard.:D


Anyway, collect what is under the hole.

Then draw a sweet sportscar...

As long as you have enough INK.
Those panel borders are very thick lines. Eat them so that you'll get enough ink!

Come on, don't be silly...
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/3118/bdc5gx1.png
Oh wait... Turns out there's something below the HOLE.
Pick it up.
Then throw it in the hole.

Then throw the hole in the hole.

pick up whatever's under the hole

and then draw yourself a friend!

After drawing a friend, draw a single-handed blade weapon and kill him to add unnecessary violence to the story

Fold the edge of the hole into itself! Paradox time!

The guitar looks like a sitar. So draw a sitar and you'll have a guitar.
LOGICS!

Hey, this is pretty well-drawn for a badly drawn chronicle.

anyways.. draw doraemon with his uber 4th dimensional pouch.

Feeling guilty, Zero? Smartass. Yes, though, actually. :p Wish I could commit. Oh well.

Hmm, this could have promise.

>take object below hole, inspect, clutter inventory with
>draw basic sword for self-defense

>Draw a realistic looking beaver companion.

This made me laugh hard.:D


Anyway, collect what is under the hole.

Pick it up.

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/5741/bdc6ft7.png

You pick up the SMALL PERFECT SQUARE, found below the drawn circle... OH the irony...

Unfortunately, you don't seem to have an inventory yet... You'll have to carry it around on your hand for now.

Fold the edge of the hole into itself! Paradox time!

OKAY

http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/6725/bdc7ph0.png

OH SHI-

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3083/bdc8kh3.png

The shockwaves produced by the black hole make the ME house crumble. You are now officially a hobo!

...and then draw yourself a friend!

After drawing a friend, draw a single-handed blade weapon and kill him to add unnecessary violence to the story

http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9533/bdc9zx8.png

Doesn't look like the best time for that.

>draw basic sword for self-defense

Noticing how screwed you are at the present moment, you draw yourself some self defense.

http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/9301/bdc10oo3.png

You try your best, but you know you need practice. You keep the square on the other hand, wherever it goes when you don't need it.

Draw a plug. Throw it at the hole.

Draw a pork sword for sex-defense.

Draw a bag to put the square in.

>Draw a Fifteen Hundred Megawatt Aperture Science Heavy Duty Super Coliding Super Button.

Run away from the incoming eraser!

>Draw cement to put in the hole.

Use the perfect square as a shield.
And then some other stuff.

Not a good time for it, but when you get a second:

>draw ink gauge to keep track of supply

jump in.Meh.

Draw an inventory.Put in small perfect square.

Draw some delicious bacon to gobble up.

wait...of course!

If one of the fingers can draw...Another finger can erase things!Use this finger to erase the black hole,And add the ink of the black hole into your ink supply!

Draw a handle, and put it on the square to make a shield

wait...of course!

If one of the fingers can draw...Another finger can erase things!Use this finger to erase the black hole,And add the ink of the black hole into your ink supply!my god....that was actually fairly intelligent! :eek:

but yes, I agree with this suggestion. :p

Thanks!

Don't forget to see what finger erases things by testing it on SMALL PERFECT SQUARE.

Sorry for the lack of stuff, but I was pretty busy these days, included today.

Not a good time for it, but when you get a second:

>draw ink gauge to keep track of supply

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/9758/bdc11wa6.png
You decide that keeping track of your ink left should help quite a lot. However, you notice that drawing stuff like that seems costly... And that building a ridiculous house wasn't too smart in the first place.

Draw an inventory.Put in small perfect square.

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/8621/bdc12ah2.png
Tyred of carrying your PERFECT SQUARE in your hand, you decide to draw an invetory to keep it stored, along with your SITAR. However, this completely empties the remainder of your ink gauge.

Draw some delicious bacon to gobble up.

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/4919/bdc13zd2.png
You suddenly feel hunger. But you can't draw yourself some good meal, because you are out of ink.

wait...of course!

If one of the fingers can draw...Another finger can erase things!Use this finger to erase the black hole,And add the ink of the black hole into your ink supply!

You think that, if one of your fingers can draw, you can erase with the other!
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/7894/bdc14ju8.png
CRAP. Seems like stuff doesn't work like that on black holes...

http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/8674/bdc15jn9.png
However, due to the pitch black hole, your ink meter gets fully loaded.

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You unexpectedly land in a COLOURED BASEMENT, like reappearing through the drawing board, but without any sight of the black hole. You have yet a lot to learn about badly drawn black hole physics. There seems to be an odd guy trying to push a statue in there. He didn't notice you yet, apparently.

Draw a handle, and put it on the square to make a shield

Use the perfect square as a shield.
And then some other stuff.

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3403/bdc17st1.png
You now look quite badass, in an abstract way.

> Take pencil from floor.

>It is now your turn to gaze at the beauty of the statue.

lol,zero's thread!

anyway:ask zero for help.

Take mystery gift off zero.

afterwards,get out the basement.

>Continue adventures in Apathy Clan's toilet.

This is so awesomely funny.

>Do what Shadowman said.

>Continue adventures in Apathy Clan's toilet.

Yep!

Well...I wonder how it affects zero's thread

And draw a shield to protect yourself.

EDIT:Oh,right...

>It is now your turn to gaze at the beauty of the statue.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=32095&d=1227431296
You not only see the statue as a parental figure, but also help the other person there to move the statue. You feel so much like a good person...

>Continue adventures in Apathy Clan's toilet.

http://forum.team17.co.uk/attachment.php?attachmentid=32100&d=1227450698
As you can see, an unknow fiure drags you to a different place (while ignoring the size differences) while the other guy isn't looking, uses you to clean up some blood, and throws you to the toilet.

You feel violated.

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/3226/bdc18oc5.png
Considering the water would have melted you, you at least feel lucky that the blood protected you until you found a way out through a crack. The blood faces away while you stand outside, thinking of what the hell just happened.

Draw portal back into own world!

And draw a time machine to go back before you folded the hole in itself.there by not causing anymore crossovers!

> explore along the pipe to see if you can find anything interesting.

>Adventure time! Play SITAR and earn money to buy some items.

Draw portal back into own world!

And draw a time machine to go back before you folded the hole in itself.there by not causing anymore crossovers!

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/4995/bdc19cp4.png
You attempt to get back to the warmth of your birth place, by drawing a portal to get there. However, it seems that not everything you draw gets the functionality it should... You seem to be stuck in the material plane for a loooong time...

You don't even consider the chance of a time machine working.

> explore along the pipe to see if you can find anything interesting.

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/942/bdc20mb9.png
Without anything else to do, you keep walking after storing your SHIELD and SWORD into the inventory, along with your SITAR. You end up in a door that seems to require a card and a number combination.

>Adventure time! Play SITAR and earn money to buy some items.

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4466/bdc21qv9.png
You equip your GUITAR and start singing. Wow, what a useless waste of time... Nobody's here to pay you.

> Try and smash open the door with your SITAR.

>Hack the code to open the door.

Draw a "1337 H4X0Ring for dummies" book, and use it to break the code.

If the code won't break, draw a battering ram and break down the door.

> Begin singing "Umberalla" by Rihanna to the door, in a vain hope that it responds to extremely overrated pop songs.

If that fails try Soulja Boy.

Draw a bomb!Blow up door.Hope it leads out of the crossovers.

> Begin singing "Umberalla" by Rihanna to the door, in a vain hope that it responds to extremely overrated pop songs.

If that fails try Soulja Boy.

>I second that one.

>Draw a fully functioning Master authentication card to open the door(s).

>Wonder what the crap a security door is doing in a sewer.
>Draw x-ray goggles.If there is a worm,Draw a organic listening device to get the passcode.Use this passcode to open the door.Draw a card and use that,to.
>Draw people,with money,and try to do a song on the sitar again.Draw a shop,and use the money you get to buy a wii.
>If there is no worm,Do what muzer said.

> Erase the door.

that to.

draw a hammer.break the fourth wall.

>draw hairpin and attempt to pick the card reader like a lock

>Draw some beer, he must be thirsty.

Draw a crossover to Shadowman's thread.

Draw a crossover to Shadowman's thread. >immediately erase said crossover...

>Have a crossover with The Badly Drawn Chronicles

draw earthworm jim to launch a cow at the door.

> Draw a boat, and get back into that pipe!