Team17. For years now you have been publishing awful games, *******ising the once truly great franchise of Worms. For a long time we at http://www.mattkelly.com we have expressed our disgust by attacking your forums. Last night was no exception. Moderating posts will not stop us, it will only make us more determined.

These attacks will continue to happen until either of these demands are met:

1) Create a new exciting, fun, inspiring, strategic game. No more worms games.

2) Fire Spadge.


We will be content when either of these happen, both would be perfect and may actually do your company a favour.

I advise that you post this and let the members of this forum comment on this. If you choose not to post it we will strike harder next time and you will not see it coming.

You are aware that Team17 have released other games bar worms (Lemmings?) and are currently developing a new Leisure Suit Larry game.

I'll leave this thread open for now to avoid accusations of censorship, but I reckon it'll be locked very, very shortly.


And one other thing - have you guys ever considered getting lives rather than having a personal vendetta against an internet forum? It took me around one minute to delete all 75 spammy posts of yours this morning. And by the looks of things, it took you considerably more than one minute to post them, so I guess we won.


Edit:

One option is of course that we go back to how the forum was when it was first created - every single new post is premoderated, no matter how long the user's been registered on the forum. Easy way around the extra workload is to hire a couple more mods - I know of a few suitable ones so that wouldn't be a problem. Then all your spam attacks would be totally fruitless, because with one click all your posts are gone. Mind you, it only takes a few clicks now to get rid of posts.

Team17. For years now you have been publishing awful games, *******ising the once truly great franchise of Worms. For a long time we at http://www.mattkelly.com we have expressed our disgust by attacking your forums. Last night was no exception. Moderating posts will not stop us, it will only make us more determined.


1. Do you seriously not anything better to do?
2. Why fire Spadge?
3. Those images you posted were to be frank, disgusting if you have to be douches could you at least be more tasteful about it?
4. I agree that they should give worms a rest for a bit, but you don't honestly have to wage a war on a bloody internet forum. That is not only pathetic but you will get nowhere as Spadge and others rarely check these forums anyway.

Good luck getting what you want...

idiots.

The person that posted disgusting images?

Look, if your gonna moan your heart out, email T17. Don't waste your time here, because i'm telling you they don't check the forums much.

If your going to continue to threaten Team 17 and keep attacking the forums if they don't do as you say, good luck. Because the chance of you suceeding is about as low as a pig been able to fly.

Small technical point here... anything with enough velocity in the direction of travel will fly. :p


And to the spammers - why are you attacking the forum rather than using another method? Surely the fact that the two moderators on the forum are non-Team17 staff says that the staff don't check the forum much, so most of your attacks will be totally useless and a waste of time.

Has anybody noticed that their website has ceased to work? Hehe...

Well i never saw a flying pig. And i don't mean it been in some type of aircraft either.

Its rare, tho.

Also every week i see at least one or two staff members on here.

Keep in mind though, Spammers, not every game has to be tailor made to your liking.

EDIT: Oh, a pig could fly with enough wind. It would be rare though.

Has anybody noticed that their website has ceased to work? Hehe...

Ha yup. I doesn't work for me either. I'm betting they just made it up.

Isn't that that retard who was saying her son died or something? You're worse than Fwd. Adm.

Isn't that that retard who was saying her son died or something? You're worse than Fwd. Adm.

Yup, is the exact one......

This, is just hilarious.....

I wonder if this is a joke.......

all in favour of thread being closed...

EYE!

What disgusting pictures did he post?

I can't remember the exact details, but it included porn, I think possibly gay porn as well.

Gay porn, transexual porn, diseased porn and some weird images with squids.

What disgusting pictures did he post?

You wouldn't wanna see them.......

thats all i'll say......

Team17. For years now you have been publishing awful games, *******ising the once truly great franchise of Worms. For a long time we at http://www.mattkelly.com we have expressed our disgust by attacking your forums. Last night was no exception. Moderating posts will not stop us, it will only make us more determined.

These attacks will continue to happen until either of these demands are met:

1) Create a new exciting, fun, inspiring, strategic game. No more worms games.

2) Fire Spadge.


We will be content when either of these happen, both would be perfect and may actually do your company a favour.

I advise that you post this and let the members of this forum comment on this. If you choose not to post it we will strike harder next time and you will not see it coming.
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
*thumbs up for hilariousness*

currently developing a new Leisure Suit Larry game.

And this is good how? Bragging about Leisure Suit Larry is the opposite of winning and seeing how Team17s target demographic is now 9 year old consolefags why should PC gamers care about their extensive failcatalogue of extensive failure.
Why would I play Leisure Suit Larry when I can either watch porn or Benny Hill?

How long is it since Team17 came up with an original idea that wasn't Worms or someone elses game. C'mon bring out the spaedg to tell us again how they are the top indie developer in the UK in the world EVER.
Yea, you're such a powerhouse in the indie software world that you slavishly follow what Sega, or whoever you've been palmed off to now, tells you to do.

Team17 have Alien Breed for gods sake and they give us wormsgolf.

And this is good how? Bragging about Leisure Suit Larry is the opposite of winning and seeing how Team17s target demographic is now 9 year old consolefags why should PC gamers care about their extensive failcatalogue of extensive failure.
Why would I play Leisure Suit Larry when I can either watch porn or Benny Hill?

How long is it since Team17 came up with an original idea that wasn't Worms or someone elses game. C'mon bring out the spaedg to tell us again how they are the top indie developer in the UK in the world EVER.
Yea, you're such a powerhouse in the indie software world that you slavishly follow what Sega, or whoever you've been palmed off to now, tells you to do.

Team17 have Alien Breed for gods sake and they give us wormsgolf.
Yes, yes. This is so important.

C'mon bring out the spaedg to tell us again how they are the top indie developer in the UK in the world EVER.

He's out of the office for a while :p

He's out of the office for a while :p

Going by Worms:A Space Oddity I hadn't noticed.

That's gonna sting in the morning.

And Cheech's trolling now gives me the perfect excuse to lock this thread. Nice one Cheech.


*Thread closed*