OK, so this is a bit of an odd thread, so bear with me here.

There's a web game called Kingdom of Loathing (http://www.kingdomofloathing.com) that I play, and in it you can collect little helpers called familiars. You're given the option to name them all, and so I thought I'd name them all after Team17 forum members, because that's "cool".

Problem is, I suck at this sort of thing, so I thought maybe some of you guys might do better than me. Here's a list of all the ones I have. I've named some, but I've drawn a blank on most of them. Of course, this might be tough for anybody who's never played the game before because you probably have no idea how a lot of them work in the game, but if anybody has some ideas, it'll help a lot.

?, the 1-pound Mosquito
Plasma, the 1-pound Leprechaun
?, the 1-pound Levitating Potato
?, the 1-pound Angry Goat
?, the 1-pound Sabre-Toothed Lime
?, the 1-pound Fuzzy Dice
?, the 1-pound Spooky Pirate Skeleton
?, the 1-pound Barrrnacle
?, the 1-pound Howling Balloon Monkey
?, the 1-pound Stab Bat
?, the 1-pound Grue
?, the 1-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball
?, the 1-pound Ghuol Whelp
?, the 1-pound Baby Gravy Fairy
?, the 1-pound Cocoabo
?, the 1-pound Star Starfish
?, the 1-pound Hovering Sombrero
?, the 1-pound Ghost Pickle on a Stick
?, the 1-pound Pet Rock
?, the 1-pound Snowy Owl
?, the 1-pound Teddy Bear
?, the 1-pound Origami Towel Crane
?, the 1-pound Evil Teddy Bear
?, the 1-pound Toothsome Rock
Trippenz, the 1-pound O.A.F.
?, the 1-pound Exotic Parrot
Slick, the 16-pound Casagnova Gnome
Paul Power, the 20-pound Hunchbacked Minion
?, the 1-pound Bulky Buddy Box
?, the 1-pound Teddy Borg
Eggi, the 1-pound Mad Hatrack

Hmm, Shadowmoon might make a good pet rock. Or possibly a teddy bear.

*Tries a few*

Megaworm, the 1-pound Levitating Potato
MonkeyforaHead, the 1-pound Spooky Pirate Skeleton
Pickleworm, the 1-pound Howling Balloon Monkey
DarkOne, the 1-pound Grue
M3ntal, the 1-pound Ghuol Whelp
Akuryou13, the 1-pound Hovering Sombrero
Splapp, the 1-pound Ghost Pickle on a Stick
KRD, the 1-pound Origami Towel Crane
Run, the 1-pound Evil Teddy Bear
Squirminator2k, the 1-pound Toothsome Rock

I will happily be your sabre-toothed lime.

For the kicks and giggles of it, my familiars are named...

Cap'n Larry Stagnus von McBeefDoogle X, the 20-pound Mosquito
Lazzaro Alessandro, the 18-pound Sabre-Toothed Lime
Asmodius Solarplex, the 4-pound Angry Goat
Axl Premium, the 1-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball
Count Cocoafang, the 14-pound Cocoabo

*Tries a few*

Megaworm, the 1-pound Levitating Potato
MonkeyforaHead, the 1-pound Spooky Pirate Skeleton
Pickleworm, the 1-pound Howling Balloon Monkey
DarkOne, the 1-pound Grue
M3ntal, the 1-pound Ghuol Whelp
Akuryou13, the 1-pound Hovering Sombrero
Splapp, the 1-pound Ghost Pickle on a Stick
KRD, the 1-pound Origami Towel Crane
Run, the 1-pound Evil Teddy Bear
Squirminator2k, the 1-pound Toothsome Rock

Why am I the rock?

SupSuper, the 1-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball

Why am I the rock?

Err well, either you're sturdy and people can lean on you, or you're helpless and people just sit all over you, but whichever it is, you're handsomely toothsome so you can grin and bear it. :p

*Update*

?, the 1-pound Mosquito
?, the 1-pound Fuzzy Dice
?, the 1-pound Barrrnacle
?, the 1-pound Stab Bat
?, the 1-pound Baby Gravy Fairy
?, the 1-pound Cocoabo
?, the 7-pound Star Starfish
?, the 1-pound MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech
?, the 1-pound Snowy Owl
?, the 1-pound Toothsome Rock
?, the 1-pound Bulky Buddy Box
?, the 1-pound Teddy Borg
?, the 14-pound LLama Lama

Plasma, the 1-pound Leprechaun
Megaworm, the 3-pound Levitating Potato
Yakuza, the 1-pound Angry Goat
Zero72, the 1-pound Sabre-Toothed Lime
Monkeyforahead, the 1-pound Spooky Pirate Skeleton
Pickleworm, the 1-pound Howling Balloon Monkey
DarkOne, the 1-pound Grue
SupSuper, the 1-pound Blood-Faced Volleyball
M3ntal, the 1-pound Ghuol Whelp
Akuryou13, the 1-pound Hovering Sombrero
Splapp, the 1-pound Ghost Pickle on a Stick
Kelster23, the 1-pound Whirling Maple Leaf
Shadowmoon, the 1-pound Pet Rock
TeDdywoRm, the 1-pound Teddy Bear
Squirminator2k, the 1-pound Wind-up Chattering Teeth
KRD, the 1-pound Origami Towel Crane
Run, the 1-pound Evil Teddy Bear
Trippenz, the 1-pound O.A.F.
HuntaKilla, the 1-pound Exotic Parrot
Slick, the 20-pound Casagnova Gnome
Paul Power, the 20-pound Hunchbacked Minion
Eggi, the 3-pound Mad Hatrack

Got some more familiars. Took all the suggestions above and added some more I thought of. Changed Squirminator to be the Wind-up chattering teeth instead.

The ones I've got left are pretty tough. I might just fill some of them up with random people.

Why no familiar named after me :(