So me and Worm Mad were off being bored at late hours on Live Messenger Games and this was the result:

Mario met Pipin the Caddie at Mushroom Kingdom. He said to her, "I can't stop loving you", She said to him, "HI I'M DAISY!" and the consequence was Paul.Power burst in mumbling something about TVTropes.

You''ll never guess what happened last night! Johnny Bravo was out with his mates - you know, his usual crew. Anyway, they bumped into ''sexychops''. Man and her boyfriend on the way to the funky bedroom. I didn't know it, but apparently Johnny Bravo used to have a bit of a thing going on with ''sexychops''. Man. Anyway, one of them must have made some comment because ''sexychops''. Man's boyfriend says to Johnny Bravo "I am your father!", and ''sexychops''. Man said "I must have shoes to save the universe" and I thought there was gonna be a fight or something! Mad! It was all cool, though. Later on, I heard that it all turned out to be a really bad episode of Desperate Housewives.

I just got this evil text from Rico. Apparently, some rich bast*** sent a video message of herself, dancing seductively outside the the ''Boredom Weekly'' Community Forum. Rico immediately emailed it from his phone as an attachment to his entire contact list, and now everyone is giggling about it on Messenger! Euan said "cricket filled Paul with joy", and dubbed some audio from an old Madonna track onto it with her singing "I'm fat and I'm loving it!"! some rich bast*** is going to hit the roof when she finds out. Last time something like this happened a floating elephant greeted them.

Mortimer the Giant Snail met Daisy at the golf course. He said to her, "Mama-mia!", She said to him, "it's time to parTy with a capital Teeee!" and the consequence was they all went kart racing.

Mario met Pipin the Caddie at Mushroom Kingdom. He said to her, "I can't stop loving you", She said to him...Er, should I not be horrified?

Paul.Power burst in mumbling something about TVTropes.made me laugh.

also tell worm mad to check his gmail.:p

Sorry, I should have replied sooner. I don't have a journal reader so I've been trying to find one of those so I can view the .jnl file. Anyway, I'll reply with words forthwith!

Also, these stories are edited from their original form somewhat... but still awesome. ;)

Ahahahahahahaha

More late night monstrocities!

This is sweet. his e-ville intern finally plucked up the courage to ask Billy Gatey out yesterday. She's been dying to for ages, but he''s been seeing that other girl - you know, the one with the funny laugh. When they split up after that big argument at Inscreva-se! - the one where he told her "Windows Vista shows everyone a whole new world of crap!" and she slapped him and said "Shada-boo-ba-da-boo-ba" and did the laugh, I told his e-ville intern this was her big chance. Anyway, he said yes, and they went out together for the first time last night. She said he's a great kisser and really into her, and that it could be love! If only Microsoft went bust and lost all their money!

I went to a great concert last night at this underground club called that old diner by the alley with Mr. Douchebag. He's got this thing for one of the band members, Trillian - although I don't think she's all that. The music rocked - everyone was dancing and really getting into it. They played this one track ''Free sex now - ask me how!'', and the place went mental. It was wild. Afterwards, we somehow managed to blag our way backstage and got to hang out with the group! I couldn't believe it when Trillian walked right over to Mr. Douchebag and said "I saw you staring at me throughout the gig, and I really want to tell you You keep missing the hole!". It was so embarrassing! I tried to capture it all on video on my mobile, but security was having none of it and were gonna chuck me out until I persuaded them I wasn't paparazzi or anything. Things started to perk up for me when I started talking to the lead singer, who's well fit. Before they split phone numbers were swapped and they played Donkey Kong and she beat his higscore. OMG!.

I just got this evil text from er...that guy...y'know...um...anyway...him. Apparently, the viagra saleswoman sent a video message of herself, dancing seductively outside the the sewers. er...that guy...y'know...um...anyway...him immediately emailed it from his phone as an attachment to his entire contact list, and now everyone is giggling about it on Messenger! Euan said "Ben is gay and it's great", and dubbed some audio from an old Madonna track onto it with her singing "Do you ever think about growing a beard?.... I do."! the viagra saleswoman is going to hit the roof when she finds out. Last time something like this happened everyone shaked their booty.

You'll never guess what happened last night! that fat bald guy with the bad B.O was out with his mates - you know, his usual crew. Anyway, they bumped into Grand Queen of Cheeses and her boyfriend on the way to my wardrobe. I didn't know it, but apparently that fat bald guy with the bad B.O used to have a bit of a thing going on with Grand Queen of Cheeses. Anyway, one of them must have made some comment because Grand Queen of Cheeses's boyfriend says to that fat bald guy with the bad B.O "PRE-ORDER JUMP LEADS NOW", and Grand Queen of Cheeses said "I can't believe you said that. You sadistic bast***!" and I thought there was gonna be a fight or something! Mad! It was all cool, though. Later on, I heard that TETRIS.

I just got this evil text from SWAP.avi. Apparently, Miss Thepoint sent a video message of herself, dancing seductively outside the Google. SWAP.avi immediately emailed it from his phone as an attachment to his entire contact list, and now everyone is giggling about it on Messenger! Euan said "I found out that I don't even exist!", and dubbed some audio from an old Madonna track onto it with her singing "I'm sorry I thought you were being sarcastic fattie"! Miss Thepoint is going to hit the roof when she finds out. Last time something like this happened I forget what happened but it was really funny..

Hey, did you hear what happened to Bill "No-brain" Gates? Well, you know he's been seeing Alex for like five years or something? Well, guess what? She dumped him. By text. She didn't have the guts to do it in person. She said "Days like this, I wish I had an Apple Mac". How low is that?! He's really moody, obviously. I tried to cheer him up by telling him there's plenty more fish in the sea and Hot Celeb Playoff fancied him, but he just looked at me and said "Fishticuffs!". Now he just spends hours at Microsoft HQ staring out the window and drawing love hearts with arrows through them and stuff. It''s a bit pathetic, if you ask me. I hope he gets it together soon because when he broke up with his ex they stacked it!.

*makes some more with Euan*

Albert ''Theodore'' Einstein met the Speaking Clock at Buckingham Palace. He said to her, "What time is it?", she said to him, "With great power comes great responsibility" and the consequence was that at the third stroke, the time was 4.20pm precisely.

You'll never guess what happened last night! Wallace and Gromit were out with their mates - you know, their usual crew. Anyway, they bumped into Queen Elizabeth the Second and her boyfriend on the way to 62 West Wallaby Street. I didn't know it, but apparently Wallace and Gromit used to have a bit of a thing going on with Queen Elizabeth the Second. Anyway, one of them must have made some comment because Queen Elizabeth the Second''s boyfriend says to Wallace and Gromit "We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them somewhere else... and we will never surrender", and Queen Elizabeth the Second said "This is Preston, my dog" and I thought there was gonna be a fight or something! Mad! It was all cool, though. Later on, I heard that it turned out that the time machine was a complete success.

Sir David Attenborough met generic assistant #33 at The Galapagos Islands. He said to her, "Have you ever thought what it's like to be wanderers in the fourth dimension?", she said to him, "So I hear that tortoises fight" and the consequence was they went to Bognor Regis for a nice relaxing break.

I just got this evil text from the Doctor. Apparently, I dunno, Doris or something sent a video message of herself, dancing seductively outside the the Tardis. the Doctor immediately emailed it from his phone as an attachment to his entire contact list, and now everyone is giggling about it on Messenger! Evan said "What was your name again?", and dubbed some audio from an old Madonna track onto it with her singing "What...What is THAT?!!"! I dunno, Doris or something is going to hit the roof when she finds out. Last time something like this happened Daleks took over the world.

You''ll never guess what happened last night! Sonic the Hedgehog was out with his mates - you know, his usual crew. Anyway, they bumped into elemental caesium and her boyfriend on the way to the old abandoned coffee shop. I didn't know it, but apparently Sonic the Hedgehog used to have a bit of a thing going on with elemental caesium. Anyway, one of them must have made some comment because elemental caesium's boyfriend says to Sonic the Hedgehog "Don't you catch fire when you''re immersed in water?", and elemental caesium said "What''s the deal with vending machines?" and I thought there was gonna be a fight or something! Mad! It was all cool, though. Later on, I heard that they had a burning romance.

This is sweet. Annie Mate finally plucked up the courage to ask Steve Davis out yesterday. She's been dying to for ages, but he's been seeing that other girl - you know, the one with the funny laugh. When they split up after that big argument inside the world''s largest Slinky - the one where he told her "I've never really liked you" and she slapped him and said "Snooker is very interesting" and did the laugh, I told Annie Mate this was her big chance. Anyway, he said yes, and they went out together for the first time last night. She said he's a great kisser and really into her, and that it could be love! Nobody knows what happened next... whatever it was - there were no survivors!!!!