I just want to say Worms is a great game. About an hour before I can play, I start drooling and jumping up and down all giddy-like. Unfortunately, about 5 minutes before it's time to play I have to hit my head against a brick wall about 100 times or so, just to calm down enough so that I can operate the computer. One minute before, I slap myself really hard and yell WORMS! just so I can play. Great game though.

Comments? Suggestions? What do you guys do before you play (so you can calm down enough)?

Does noone want to answer? I invite absolutely anyone to reply. I only have 3 demands. I demand that your reply be:

1) Absurd
2) Entertaining
3) Incredibly Significant

Also I will accept insults, arguments, game-playing tips, congratulatory slaps on the back, and crude attitude.

I demand a youtube video of this now!!!!!

Whoa. I was expecting absurd, entertaining and maybe significant - but I didn't expect demandlingly outrageous! I am going to have to consider your request (in the meantime I have to get back to recording youtube videos of an unknown nature).

Before I play?
I sit there and wait for my slow computer to load it. Occasionaly I sneeze or something.

I spend an hour renaming all the tweak files (If I'm online-ing)

I start drooling and jumping up and down all giddy-like. Unfortunately, about 5 minutes before it's time to play I have to hit my head against a brick wall about 100 times or so, just to calm down enough so that I can operate the computer. One minute before, I slap myself really hard and yell WORMS! just so I can play.

It's exactly what I did when I learnt that Worms 4 could be tweaked :p

i did the same when i got my first worm game(worms1 and reinforcements),but worms 4 is the best worms game

I find it impossible without writing a symphony first.

Hahaha, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Yesterday I had to give myself 20 purple-nurples and sing the "King of Pain" before I played, but it was a stressful day and I think that was a one-time thing.

No game-player should have to deal with a slow computer, that's just not right. If I could afford a new computer for myself, and a new sport car, and I had lots of $ leftover, I'd buy you a new computer. That's just not fun waiting and sneezing.

Hey, you could probably write a batch file to rename the tweak files. How many files are there? I don't tweak. No tweak. Never-tweak-never. When I heard about tweaking I laid down on the floor and rolled across my house 5 times. But when I heard you couldn't do it online I didn't bother trying any tweakage.

AMc

I'm enjoying this thread a great deal, despite now having Alanis Morrisette's version of King Of Pain lodged in my head for the rest of the day.
I spend an hour renaming all the tweak files (If I'm online-ing)
If only there was some little tool on Dream17 that could do this for you...

I am still waiting for a youtube video of this, and also I want to see this purple nurple thing as well included in that video.

Defcon will not be happy if his demands are not met and reprocussions will be forthcoming!!!

Remember, he's team17 staff and he could make the games include bits against you if you don't do what he says :p

I am still waiting for a youtube video of this, and also I want to see this purple nurple thing as well included in that video.

Defcon will not be happy if his demands are not met and reprocussions will be forthcoming!!!
I second this Demigod's opinion!

Whoa there Nelly (Furtado, she's hot), this thread is getting out of control.

Hahaha, Allinis Morissette was good until she lost her edge and became enlightened. I used to think I was enlightened. Now I explore my left nostril and kill my fellow worms (or get killed, depending on factors totally beyond my control). And I'm much happier for it. Is Allinis's version of King of Pain that bad?

You are Defcon, and Defcon must be pleased. Noone disputes that including me, and noone would dare. But what you asking is radically-ridiculous.

I'll post again sometime in the next year, but I have to head to EBgames and sell my copy of Worms, so I can buy a brand new one. I also keep it in the fridge so that it's always fresh, but that's just me... you know, sometimes I think I'm different or something. But then I pinch my eyeball and say to myself, 'AceMcCloud, you are one fine-fine person.'

AMc

If you are a wonderful friend, an untrusted enemy, or are a worms-master you may call me "AceMcCloud".

If you are none of those things or want to keep things formal, you may refer to me as "AceMcCloud Mikhail McCloud" (I'll never forgive my mother for this)

AMc