Theres something that I think Team17 is not all too happy about and maybe slightly embarrassed to tell us?

Its called Army Men. It looks as if Team17 did in fact develop it or something because their logo does in fact appear on its box. However, sources (http://uk.gamespot.com/xbox/action/armymenmajormalfunction/index.html?q=Army%20Men) tell me that this game is not all that great.

Now, what exactly happened here? Throughout all the hype of another-game-that-is-in-fact-not-worms this failed to actually emerage and the hype has simply continued as if this monstrosity failed to exist.

Fair enough I guess. Maybe the Teamsters arn't proud of it, but it now just feels like I'm telling off a very naughty girlfriend for sleeping with my distant cousin in the shed down the bottom of the garden.

Or am I jumping to absurd conlusions?

Army Men: Major Malfunction
Developer: Global Star

Team17 may have contributed a bit to this game (like a few companies did to Micro Machines V4) but they wouldn't be held responsible for the game itself.

Your girlfriend sounds nice. even if she does sleep in the shed.