This is an almost suicidal undertaking. I've no idea what sort of twisted psychosis is making me think I can actually do this for any real length of time. Oh well, we'll see what happens.

Yes, it's time for another Poke Zeor and Die spinoff game -- but this time, all the dumb text and your actions will be assisted with graphics done up in GMod! You are some guy in cs_office! Your mission: Find the Mystical Golden Hat of Unspeakable Power! Whoever does will become a veritable demigod on the spot! And of course, Zeor is around -- poke him and DIE!

I was originally going to limit this to one player at a time, but I'm going to have a shot at actually running this with multiple players at once, each of you as a seperate guy. This is how freaking insane I am right now. Like I said, I'll give it a shot, anyway.

A big ol' list of the guys you'll be stuck choosing from is right here (http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3473/dudesmj4.png). Yeah, I decided I'd toss the Combine guys in there for kicks and giggles.

Everybody will start with a crowbar or stunstick, 5 Nondescript Currency Units, and 100 health.

...Now what did I forget...?

...Oh well, I'll go ahead and start. I'll remember later.

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5389/csoffice0000dj0.jpg
Outside Office Complex

This is the outside of some sort of office complex. A big ol' door leads NORTH.

There is a vending machine here.

Nobody is here at all yet, because nobody has joined the game.

I'll be a Combine prison warden, pls.

I'll be combine super please, because all the rest look the same.;)

Alright then, I call dibs on the Combine Soldier.

I also have no idea how to play this game.

Male 7C! Frohman!

I also have no idea how to play this game.In Text Adventure form, just like previous version of PZAD.

Alright, I'll get a few things set up, then I'll see about the first update...

Male 8B!

I wanna be this guy:
http://www.hlcomic.com/cast/grig.jpg

In Text Adventure form

You mean like going to the library? (I made teh funny)

You mean like going to the library?Yes, only no.I wanna be [Grigori]Ok, I guess I can swing that.

Edit: It would kinda be cheating to let you have Annabelle right off the bat. I'll hide it somewhere.

Disclaimer: I don't want any flak about how I pose the ragdolls. :p I could do better if I really had the time and effort to spare, but as it is, it took long enough to just pose everybody standing around with his arms at his sides, so I can't keep making masterpieces for every update.http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/5242/0001ps3.jpg
From left to right: Philby, worMatty, UnKnown X, Xinos, Pikkul and SupSuper.

The lot of you fall out of thin air and are now standing around like wax sculptures in the area described above.

Touch Zero's hair

Zeor isn't here. He must be inside the building somewhere.

Try out the vending machine

http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4853/0002sv1.jpgYou approach the vending machine. The door behind it opens itself somehow. It leads NORTH, but the door itself is to the NORTHWEST here.

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/6264/0003us1.jpgIt looks like an ordinary soda vending machine, but you know better. This is Poke Zeor and Die. It might contain a powerful weapon or a gigantic swarm of mutant killer bees. YOU JUST NEVER KNOW! Either way, one use costs 1 Nondescript Currency Unit. Continue?

yes, continue

Hmm... Try finding my precious The Claw. (I assume you've read Concerned, yes :()

Now, where would Frohman look for something?

Oh yeah, I'll try climbing trees and poles, just to get the ball rolling.

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/8026/0004gg6.jpg
CLUNK

http://img287.imageshack.us/img287/5948/0005rp0.jpg
You got a pair of handcuffs!

Processing UKX's post.

His facial expression is sexually arousing. :(

Search snow for items.

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/5958/0006cm8.jpg
The closest climbable thing is this telephone pole behind you. What could possibly go wrong?

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/2882/0007ox7.jpg

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7893/0008zm2.jpg
You can see your house from here.

Processing Xinos' post.

Edit: Hitting Pause for a bit -- I have to run to the store.

Go to the conference room and look under the furniture.

I look around, but can't get a good view.

Perhaps my good old The Claw is lying on a roof for reasons known to none, waiting for me, its rightful master?

I attempt jumping unto the nearest roof.

Xinos:
http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9579/0009fy3.jpg
You aren't finding anything interesting.

worMatty: What, you expect to warp half way accross the map? >: (

Processing UKX's post.

Enter the recently-opened back area

worMatty: What, you expect to warp half way accross the map? >: (What's wrong with walking?

I check if those crates have anything inside. If not, I DESTROY THEM!

UKX:
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7048/0010hg5.jpg
You jump for it. Unfortunately, you land out of the bounds of the map.
http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/8249/0011tk4.jpg
You're not entirely sure what just happened.
http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/6503/0012bo1.jpg
There's a microwave here, and you're lying on a few other objects. They're not very comfortable.
There are exists to the WEST and EAST.

Processing Pikkul's post.

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/883/0013ta2.jpg
This place is pretty boring. There are a boot and a bucket lying nearby. Exits are to the SOUTH, EAST and NORTH.

You have that ominous "being watched" feeling.

[I'm ending for right now because I have stuff to do, but I'll probably pick it back up later tonight if you guys are around. Even if not, there's Super's post to be done.]

Get boot, bucket

Put boot in bucket, handcuff bucket to own wrist

Go up stairs

UKX:
(...)

Processing Pikkul's post.Lol, that was awesome! :D
Can't wait to see my post.

Kick xinos in the buttocks from behind while he's searching the snow.

Quickly exit area north through the big door.

SupSuper:
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/3691/0014zh5.jpg
It looks like the crates won't even open.
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2757/0015rw5.jpg
It is assumed that you meant "destroy crate with crowbar." Yay for violence!
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/1531/0016js4.jpg
You give the crate a crowbarring it won't soon forget, but it remains intact.

Processing Pikkul's post.

Pikkul:
The watched feeling subsides.
A boot - taken.
A bucket - taken.
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/469/0017wu1.jpg
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/7288/0018zo2.jpg
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/9606/0019xf0.jpg
Corridor

This is some form of hallway. You came from the WEST. The stairs continue EAST, and you can see the starting point through a door to the SOUTH.

Processing Philby's post.

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2187/0020br1.jpg
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/3565/0021ur6.jpg
You boot Xinos in his upturned rear for 3 damage.
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/8950/0022ue8.jpg
You head NORTH.
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8315/0023or0.jpg
Corridor of some sort

There are exits to the SOUTH, WEST and EAST.
Pikkul is here.

Can I be Gman? :(
UX beat me to Frohman T_T
Or, Male6d, whichever is feasible.

Headbutt whoever is closer to me, then headbutt the closest wall.

Can I be Gman? :(No. Pick someone else. :p

I'm stupid.

Consider yourself added.

Edit: Munkee just pointed out to me that the B guys are just the A guys with some "damage textures" added, so I think I'll go ahead and make that correction where applicable.

Model 9A, please.

> Spend 1 NCU on vending machine, since it obviously won't be the same twice.

Munkee added, processing both Angelus' and his posts.

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/1589/0024hg1.jpg
MtlAngelus and Munkee appear.
Angelus:
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6269/0025rh3.jpg
You attempt to headbutt the nearest target, but he immediately starts moving towards the vending machine, so you miss comically.
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5536/0026si7.jpg
That won't stop you from showing this wall who's boss!
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/9415/0027lz1.jpg
You injure yourself for a loss of 20 hp.
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7985/0028wo6.jpg
That was not the smartest thing you've ever done. You're having a hard time thinking straight.

On to Munkee...

Munkee:
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/6149/0029ul0.jpg
So you're all up at the vending machine dogg and you're all WHAM
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/6717/0030ta2.jpg
You got a funny-lookin' booze hat!

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2187/0020br1.jpg
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/3565/0021ur6.jpg
You boot Xinos in his upturned rear for 3 damage.
http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/8950/0022ue8.jpg
You head NORTH.
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/8315/0023or0.jpg
Corridor of some sort

There are exits to the SOUTH, WEST and EAST.
Pikkul is here.

BRILLIANT :D


Angelus:
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6269/0025rh3.jpg
You attempt to headbutt the nearest target, but he immediately starts moving towards the vending machine, so you miss comically.
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/5536/0026si7.jpg
That won't stop you from showing this wall who's boss!
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/9415/0027lz1.jpg
You injure yourself for a loss of 20 hp.
http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/7985/0028wo6.jpg
That was not the smartest thing you've ever done. You're having a hard time thinking straight.

On to Munkee...

*Dies laughing*


Can I play? Can I just be a totally random charectar who goes up and shakes/kicks/whatever the vending machine violently in an attempt to get free stuff out of it.

> Wear hat

> Go north through the main door as opposed to the garage (what is that now, anyway? Northwest?)

Can I play? Sure, but I'm afraid you'll have to pick a guy like everyone else. :p

Processing Munkee's next move.

Male 68 then. As above for instructions:

>Walk over to vending machine
>Beat the living daylights out of the vending machine (kick it, shake it, push it over) to get free stuff!

Absolutely hillarious.:D

Atttemt to stand in pikul's bucket.

Head east up the stairs

Get's up from the ground. See's the evil buttkicker is not around (whoever it was is going to pay!). Heads inside with my trusty stunstick at the ready!

Munkee:
http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/5104/0031fb0.jpg
You are ready to take on the WORLD.
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/9965/0032ep4.jpg
Corridor sort of thing

Same place described twice. EAST, SOUTH and WEST. Philby and Pikkul.

Adding thomasp / processing first actions.

This is actually pretty fun. :p

G0D DAMN AVATAR SIZE LIMIT!

Spoiling all my fun.

Aww, bummer. Maybe you could .gif it. Worked for mine.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/8456/0033ru6.jpg
thomasp enters the game and makes a beeline for the vending machine.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/3871/0034by4.jpg
You kick the machine, at least hard enough to jar it slightly. You hear odd noises from inside it.
http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/6646/0035or7.jpg
"rrRRrRrRrRRggrghghh"
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/1662/0036uj1.jpg
"Hey. Cut it out."
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/1852/0037bi7.jpg

I'll see if I can get Philby and Xinos in before I hit the hay.

Philby:
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/8995/0038lv4.jpg
You are successful in standing in Pikkul's bucket.
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/651/0039me4.jpg
You travel EAST.
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/6213/0040ss3.jpg
Hallway

You're now inside the building's office space. A stairway to the NORTH leads outside. To the WEST is a big bay window. More hallway can be found to the EAST.

Ok, I guess I'll do Xinos, then... :p

Xinos:
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/6876/0041gm2.jpg
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3696/0042ut0.jpg
Your Stunstick is armed and ready. You travel NORTH.
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5606/0043pp5.jpg
Corridor, WEST, EAST, SOUTH, Munkee, Pikkul.

Alright, bedtime for Zeors. Feel free to leave your next commands for when I get back.

One day of this, and we already have 9 players and 43 images. :p

Continue searching for my The Claw. Hmm, there's a microwave nearby...

> Picks up vending machine and hurls it through the nearest window
> Walks through broken window.

Ignore thoose fools! I continue on into the building in search for interesting assets.

Prance up to Philby's window, press self against glass and give a chilling stare before accidentally falling through glass. "I'm okay!"

> Head for the telephone pole and bash it down with the crowbar

G0D DAMN AVATAR SIZE LIMIT!

Spoiling all my fun.GIF for the win!

28696

That's not gonna' happen, Dan. Only small items in the world are moveable. The only thing that breaks is glass and the items in the office.

I certainly hope that you're going to continue this.
Brilliance!

I will be MALE 3D to add some racial integrity.

>Also prance up to Philby's window.

>Attempt to take Icicle
Then...
>Eat Self

Could I join in? I don't know the characters...so just pick on for me.:p
Oh, and have me fall from the sky. lololothkx

Could I join in? I don't know the characters...so just pick on for me.:p
Oh, and have me fall from the sky. lololothkx
http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3473/dudesmj4.png

That's not gonna' happen, Dan. Only small items in the world are moveable. The only thing that breaks is glass and the items in the office.I know very well how HL2 works. That doesn't mean I can't try. :p

hunt down philby, smack with bucket-on-chain apparatus

Excuse me for existing!

Can I have Male9C please?

This is fun!

> Use COIN on VENDING MACHINE
> Go NORTH (with item)
> Go EAST
> Use CROWBAR on WINDOW, then PHILBY, then run away through WINDOW

Sorry for all the commands. It's all I'll give for a while. Thanks!

What happens when you die? It looks like the end is near for Philby.

You must mean the window that hasn't been broken yet? I broke one (or have yet to break it, or may not break it).

What happens when you die?I haven't quite worked that out yet.

Ugh... 12 players now? Can we cap it off here for now? :p

I haven't quite worked that out yet.

Ugh... 12 players now?

I think I see a sollution :p

I think I see a sollution :pBattle royale?

That won't be necessary.

Anyway, sorry, guys, but the solution I have in mind is that when you die, you stay dead. I just think I need to start thinning out players a bit. :p

Guess I should've covered that before Pigbuster decided to eat himself...

>TRY to eat self. :p

I wouldn't succeed, would I?

And I don't have an intention to do TOO much, I just want to find a chair and try something out, and after that I'd just watch everyone else.

I wouldn't succeed, would I?This is Poke Zeor and Die...

>Eat dirt, then rub butt on pole.

This is Poke Zeor and Die...
I REALLY wanna try my chair thing, though.
After that, I can die.

...
>Eat snow, not self. :p

> Follow Philby upstairs, do a cartwheel eastwards

UKX:
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9847/0044eo8.jpg
You resume looking for your The Claw. It's not in the trash.
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/3609/0045fc3.jpg
It's not under this mug.
http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/82/0046hv2.jpg
It does not attempt to call you on the phone.
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9962/0047ww2.jpg
You inspect the microwave. It is ordinary.

>do chicken dance
>slap whoever is at vending machine
>run inside garage and hide in one of those large garbage containers or whatever they are
>fall asleep

thomasp:
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/2676/0048lr4.jpg
You attempt to lift the vending machine. You exhibit very poor lifting posture.
You strain for a while, but to no avail. Finally, something gives. Unfortunately, it's your back. It really freakin' smarts. You lose 30 hp.
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/7271/0049mp8.jpg
The figure from earlier returns. He resembles the Metro Police, but clearly isn't. You're not too good at reading Combine expressions, but he does not appear amused.

(I'm allowed to multi-post all I want in this thread)
Xinos:
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5913/0050xh7.jpg
It is assumed that you wanted to travel EAST.

Hallway

Exits are NORTH and EAST. Bay window WEST.
Philby is here.

Matty:
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8315/0051xl9.jpg
You are able to climb to the window.
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/488/0052bg2.jpg
You try to be chilling, but it's hard to be more chilling than you already are without dramatic lighting effects.
http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5971/0053ey7.jpg
In a freak accident, you somehow manage to fall through the window.

SupSuper:
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/2442/0054xw7.jpg
You get about as far with the pole as you did with the crates.

> Run around aimlessly with microwave.
> Hurl it at nearest fragile object or person in a violent tantrum.
> Shiver in a corner.

...I accidentally did Angelus' out of order. Oh well, it hardly really matters in this particular case.
Angelus:
http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/929/0055fd7.jpg
You do the chicken dance. This makes you look even more like a collossal idiot.
http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/812/0056jq3.jpg
You run over and girly-slap thomasp for 1 damage.
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/2164/0057zc3.jpg
The Elite Metrocop laughs.
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/5274/0058en6.jpg
You somehow get to the top of the dumpster.
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/3678/0059gy9.jpg
The top of it is... What the heck kind of dumpster is this?
You manage to fall asleep on it anyway.

Back to doing these in the proper order...

Edit: Actually, I think I'm done for just now. More tomorrow, most likely, or maybe later tonight.

AWSOME! :p p

>Find a wet fish
>Slap MtlAngelus three times with it - in three different parts of his body
>Run away into the nearest building and hide in a bin/wastebasket/dumpster

Get's suprised by Matty's sudden entrance.

>> Trow Philby at Matty in self defence

> Throw crowbar at nearest target and hide at NORTH.

Thaks for the av sup, I'm not sure why I didn't think of making it a gif myself.:p

So now two people are after me?

I don't appear to be making many friends.;)

Defend self from pikul and xinos.

Point dramaticaly at Matty and loudly declare that he is to blame.

run east untill I hit an imovable object.

Follow Philby East as we are now ELITE COMBINE PATROL GROUP and check my email.

Ok, time for the next handful of updates. By the way, good news -- last time I loaded a saved game, it wouldn't let me spawn objects, which is why you've probably noted some inconsistencies, like in Angelus' splattered face. Well, now I can save stuff and actually come back to it normally. Weird, but whatever. Definitely saves time and effort, and elminiates those little inconsistencies.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/9008/0060ke8.jpg
Pigbuster joins the fray and prances towards the bay window at the EAST.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3671/0061yq6.jpg
You make a grab for an icicle, but you can't quite get at them.
http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/507/0062mi4.jpg
You decide to chow on snow. It's not very tasty or nutritious. You're also eating it out of a dumpster.

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/899/0063vn5.jpg
Slick plummets mysteriously out of the sky.

http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/6828/0064hd8.jpg
You land on your face like a bag of hammers, incurring 40 damage.

Pikkul:
http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/4576/0065uk6.jpg
You pursue the one who stood in your shoe bucket to the EAST.
http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2892/0066nd4.jpg
You arrive in the hallway with Philby, Xinos, and worMatty.
You brandish your shoe in a bucket handcuffed to your right wrist menacingly!
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2609/0067wy5.jpg
Philby blocks your attack, incurring 5 damage.

http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/9832/0068ie0.jpg
KamikazeBananze enters the game, and, like many before him, heads straight for the vending machine.

You displace thomasp.
You use 1 NCU on the vending machine.
http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7835/0069tx4.jpg
You got Trendy Shades!
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2716/0070ua5.jpg
You travel to the hallway containing Matty, Pikkul, Xinos and Philby.
You vandalize the remaining bay window with your crowbar. It spider-webs, and then the big dumb oaf posing all the ragdolls around here punches an even bigger hole in it by accident.
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5788/0071gi3.jpg
You go agro on Philby with your crowbar. He defends, but still takes 20 damage.
http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/8672/0072aj9.jpg
You flee through the broken window. You injure your ankle upon landing for 15 hp damage. The jarring impact causes you to drop your crowbar.

Slick:
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7966/0073hu1.jpg
Looks like there's no dirt handy to eat.
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6885/0074nm0.jpg
You can still rub your butt on the pole, though!

Munkee
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/6377/0075as4.jpg
Blah blah blah east
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9171/0076ds4.jpg
There is a door to the east and more hallway to the north. You hear distant typing from the east.

Slick:
http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/7966/0073hu1.jpg
Looks like there's no dirt handy to eat.
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6885/0074nm0.jpg
You can still rub your butt on the pole, though!ROFLMAO! :D That's... that's just genius right there.

What about me :(

Yeah he has forgotten about us :(

)Run away from thomasp and avoid/defend from his attacks
:p

Edit: Eep, you people should really check on the NEAO thread. :p :(

I am in no mood to go anywhere near this tonight.

go east (or whatever direction Munkee went in), and then proceed west and enter the nearest door

No probs, J. Just carry on when you feel like it. You've done a terrific job so far.

I would just like to pop in and say that this is bloomin' brilliant!

>Jump through hole in window.
>Challenge everyone to a rousing game of Step-on-Foot (Players try to step on the other player's toes. Whoever gets stepped on is OUT.)
The loser has to act like a CAT.

And yes, there is no pressure to do this every waking minute. Only do it when you actually feel like it, or else this hilarious thread will die out faster.

Now that the wrath at the entirety of the space-time continuum has subsided, I guess I'll go ahead and fire it up and do a few things here tonight. I might not even get any commands in, though -- I plan on taking advantage of the save system and actually setting some things up around the map so they can be wandered into, rather than making stuff up as I go along. I already do have set locations in mind for a few things -- myself being one of them, and Munkee is fairly close to me -- but it's a much better idea to actually get them installed so I don't forget or whatever.

By the way, don't forget -- Should you lose track of your health/inventory and so-on, I can always list them for you easily enough, and I will also usually readily provide extra information, if you need it, about just about any object if you say "inspect thing" or something like that. Just a couple of random thoughts.

go east...proceed westMight want to revise that one before I do it.

Edit: Yeah, that took a while. I was at it for over an hour and barely got done half of what I wanted to do. :p I probably should've done all this stuff in the first place, but oh well.

Might want to revise that one before I do it.


Alright, head in whatever direction munkee went, and enter the door that appears to be open.

So, is this thing still going on Zero? Any updates?

I was just thinking about this. I got a little sidetracked into playing HL2 again. :p I have no regrets, though. The game is a freaking work of art.

I'll try to get something done here later tonight.

I did more work on the map. I guess I can go ahead and tell you guys that I've created a weapons shop somewhere on the map. Took long enough.

Then I got bored and went back to gm_construct and I made this awesome car. I could even steer it with the thrusters on the sides.

Too bad it didn't save properly...

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/6056/car1eh9.jpg

>Find Munkee and the gang
>Proceed to lick the wall
>Crawl on celling like spiderman

Wow, that car is cool.

Yeh.

Shame I had to blow it up.

:D

> East east east east east

Don't let this thread die.

When you think you can handle the entry of another character, I'd like a go. Err... male 2A, I think. And yeah, I'll stick one of my NCUs into the vending machine when I get there.

You know, just for you, you could be Kleiner if you want.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:HalfLife2_IsaacKleiner.jpg

I was gonna update this tonight, but I got sidetracked into actually working on, and even completing, my long-neglected Soldat mod update.

You know, just for you, you could be Kleiner if you want.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:HalfLife2_IsaacKleiner.jpgHeh, go on then :D.

EDIT: That "Young Kleiner" magazine photo looks oddly like Graeme Garden in his Goodies days...

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2873/0077vv8.jpg
We apologize for the delay.

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6771/0078ba3.jpg
Before we continue, Poorly Modelled Vash the Stampede is here with an important message.

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It's hard to say how long Zeor's interest in PZaDX will last this time, so let's make it a bit easier on everybody. Poorly Modelled Vash is here to point you guys to where Zeor is, for those of you who wish to go mess with him instead of attempting the quest. You can still attempt the quest if you want, but it's better to do this than have you all wander around and miss Zeor completely. Shown here just EAST of where Munkee currently is...
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Zeor can be found, and poked, SOUTH from here, through the Oddly Lit Passageway of Fate.
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For your continued convenience, Poorly Modelled Vash will continue to stand on this spot and look annoyed as the You Are Close to Zeor Marker.

We now return you to the game.

Processing UKX's post.

Edit: Further screenshots will be at a lower resolution.
Edit: Unfortunately, I'd already taken the next ones, so the next three will be at the big mean resolution.

>Pick up a crowbar or similar size/weight/density object
>Throw crowbar through the nearest window or at the nearest person
>Run in the opposite direction of 241.6 metres

UnKnown X:
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Microwave: Taken.
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You run to the EAST at random and throw your microwave at the first thing you see.
The microwave hits Judith Mossman. Judith Mossman is killed.
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Hallway

Yet another junction of the complex's endless hallways. You came from the WEST. There's a fairly long stretch of hallway to the EAST. The hallway also continues NORTH. You hear distant chatter from the NORTH.

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You hole up in the Southwest corner.

Don't remember who's next, but I'll go ahead and do him.
...His post.

thomasp:

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You search for a wet fish. Hell, there aren't even any dry fish here.
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You attempt to pursue MtlAngelus, but are restrained by the Elite Metrocop.
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He forces you up against the vending machine you roughhoused. "Kiss and make up," he chimes in his grating Combine voice.

You're my hero Zero. Best thing ever.

:)

Xinos:

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You're really startled by Matty's sudden entrance.
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In a stupendous feat of strength which probably shouldn't be possible, you lift Philby.
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You belt him with all your might. Philby hits Matty for 30 damage, taking 15 damage of his own.
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Philby barely escapes flying clear out the window. You are exhausted by the effort.

SupSuper:

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You belt your crowbar at the nearest soft target. The crowbar hits Slick for 20 damage.
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You proceed NORTH and hide. You should know where NORTH is by now.

'sit for now, boys 'n' girls.

>Pretend to kiss vending machine in attempt to "make up" with it
>Grab 'Elite Metrocop' and smash into Vending Machine
>Push Vending Machine over onto Elite Metrocop
>Run 350.6 metres away into nearest building

I'm in the same room as Munkee, right?

>Go east and poke Vash

YESYESYESYES.

Yes.

>Wake up, get down from dumpster, and walk inside the garage-thing and make it all the way trough the other way. I think I'm walking north but I really can't get the hang of directions here :p
>go trough the exit on the other side of the garage-thing

Slick and Philby are really getting the snot beaten out of them, aren't they?

Well I did start it.:-/

You're my hero Zero. Best thing ever.Seconded. :D :D :D

> After making sure no trouble is nearby, head back south and climb pole to get an overview of the area

Also, I got bored and made an avatar of Slick's proudest moment:

Philby:

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You rise and point at Matty, declaring "He did it!"

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You run EAST.

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You run EAST.

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You run INTO A WALL. You incur 5 damage. You're pretty sure you just heard cheesy canned laughter.

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Man, that perspective really messes with your head
Office Space

This appears to be an actual place where people do things. There are exits to the WEST, EAST and SOUTH.

The Postal Dude and DOG are here working on things. What would the Postal Dude and DOG be working on in an office complex, you ask? Don't ask such stupid questions!

A television can be heard from the room to the EAST, and a vortiguant is visible watching it.

worMatty:

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You proceed EAST. Suddenly, Barney Calhoun appears.
"Hey, this is the 100th image," he informs you. "Congratulations on your dumb luck! Have a prize."
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He then instantly vanishes back to wherever he came from.
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You acquire a Zippo Lighter!
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You continue EAST until you catch up with Philby at the Office Space.

Pikkul:

Your second post kind of cancels out your first, so I'll go with that.
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You proceed EAST past Munkee towards Poorly Modelled Vash.
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You poke him. He looks annoyed, but he always looks annoyed, because the expression is textured onto his poorly modelled face.
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He pokes you.

Huzzah!

When I arrive in the game world, I'd like to go over and get something from the vending machine.

Pigbuster:

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You leap through what's left of the window.
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You challenge everybody in the room to Step-On-Foot! And the loser has to act like a CAT!
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YES.
Wait... NO.
I need a more worthy opponent.

>Go to Vash
>Challenge Vash to step on foot. Same "act-like-cat" rules.
>Step on Vash's foot with MAXIMUM STEPPING POWER

By the way, the pictures still seem a little larger than they need to be.
I'm downloading all of the picutres, you know.

Set the lighter to C and go and have a chat with Dog, who surely has some mini quest that needs doing in order to obtain some item that aids me in locating the Zeor.

>Have leisurely conversation with Vash, invite him to the vending machine for a relaxing vacuum-sealed lunch of sorts.

>Approach Vash and take advantage of Pikkul (and/or Pigbuster)'s distraction to steal his mug

By the way, the pictures still seem a little larger than they need to be.I suppose, but I guess that means I have to go back to a crappy resolution on a big monitor.have a chat with Dog, who surely has some mini quest that needs doing in order to obtain some item that aids me in locating the Zeor.Protip: Phase One of the holy quest to find Zeor is "reading."

I suppose, but I guess that means I have to go back to a crappy resolution on a big monitor.You can always just resize them afterwards.

Sorry, long time since I read the beginning of this thread.

I suppose, but I guess that means I have to go back to a crappy resolution on a big monitor.Protip: Phase One of the holy quest to find Zeor is "reading."
Or you can get a program that can resize pictures well.

The pictures are wonderfully perfect size for me. Maybe it's just me, with my 1600×1200 left monitor.

The pictures are wonderfully perfect size for me. Maybe it's just me, with my 1600×1200 left monitor.

I respond to your boast with my 2048x1536 *right* monitor in England. Nevermind the left.

Nice to see some updates =D

Alright
>> Run away from Pigbuster down the hallway to Vash
>> Steal Vash's cup

I intend to buy a 30" Samsung at some point, which has a native resolution of 2560×1600 and a decently speedy 6ms GTG response time.

It's e-peenis time again!

<head east.

<turn off television.

<Dance around a bit.

>Locate vending machine
>Attempt to chew on it
>Do a head stand...but on my face
>Curl up in a ball and take a nap.

Apologies for leaving this to rot for another week and a half, but I've had a lot else on my plate.

Drama!

I LEAP back through the window!
I RUN to Vash the Hideously-Modelled!
I PICK UP Vash and MOVE HIM!!!

... Yeah, that seems alright!

I then proceed to USE Vash ON Door (the nearest one)!

Alright everyone, I'll be working on these tonight and should have them up some time this evening.

Alright everyone, I'll be working on these tonight and should have them up some time this evening.
Waaaiiiit a minute.

Alright everyone, I'll be working on these tonight and should have them up some time this evening.Clever. Clevvvver.

Sneaky. VEEEERY sneaky...

Lol damnit Slick I fell for it :P