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shadowman
28 Jul 2006, 19:56
Hi, shadowman here, ready for the first installment of the visual joke awards!

Basically, create a pun, that doesn't need dailog.
Sounds hard? Yeah, I know.
You can use labels and stuff, but no speech.

The most clever one wins something...
Gotta think about the rewards.

Since the thread will most likely be riddled with spam by the time everyone that wants to enter has, I will create another, with a poll, so people can vote on the best visual pun/joke EVAR!

BuffaloKid
28 Jul 2006, 20:04
Pun: Play on words with more than one meaning

AndrewTaylor
28 Jul 2006, 21:02
Pun: Play on words with more than one meaning
I think it's safe to assume everybody knows what a pun is.

Therefore I assume you're suggesting it's somehow impossible to make a pun without using any words. It's not. Observe:
28240

Edit: Damn, the shadows on that are all kinds of wrong, aren't they?

MtlAngelus
28 Jul 2006, 21:10
Edit: Damn, the shadows on that are all kinds of wrong, aren't they?
That, or there's quite a strange light source in that place. Like, one that doesn't qutie follow the rules.
Either way, nice pun :p

shadowman
28 Jul 2006, 21:57
Arg.
Well, maybe I didn't explain it well.
Not a pun (no idea why I put that there) but just, a joke of some sort. Like a worm pointing a bazooka the wrong way.
Something that needs no verbal explanation.
I'm trying ym hardest here, people.

BWAAA.

SupSuper
28 Jul 2006, 22:22
I think it's safe to assume everybody knows what a pun is.

Therefore I assume you're suggesting it's somehow impossible to make a pun without using any words. It's not. Observe:
28240

Edit: Damn, the shadows on that are all kinds of wrong, aren't they?Ninjas wear headbands?

AndrewTaylor
29 Jul 2006, 00:00
Ninjas wear headbands?
I don't know many ninjas. At least, if I do they've been very stealthy and not told me.

The teenage mutant ninja turtles do.

farazparsa
29 Jul 2006, 03:10
Does this count?

conaman
29 Jul 2006, 03:14
Does this count?
At least it wasn't a sexual joke...Like you usually do...

farazparsa
29 Jul 2006, 03:23
At least it wasn't a sexual joke...Like you usually do...
Huh? What're you talking about?

Akuryou13
29 Jul 2006, 04:04
I think it's safe to assume everybody knows what a pun is.

Therefore I assume you're suggesting it's somehow impossible to make a pun without using any words. It's not. Observe:
Attachment 28240lol! that nears the corniest thing I've ever seen on this forum :p good job!

interesting idea for a thread here. just have to hope that there's an off chance it'll be participated in :p

At least it wasn't a sexual joke...Like you usually do... yay for new people who pretend to know what they're talking about but so obviously don't...:rolleyes:

MtlAngelus
29 Jul 2006, 06:52
At least it wasn't a sexual joke...Like you usually do...
WRONG.
Lol kidding.
Or am I? O_o

farazparsa
29 Jul 2006, 09:06
yay for new people who pretend to know what they're talking about but so obviously don't...:rolleyes:
Hah, nice.

shadowman
29 Jul 2006, 15:15
Well, yay for compliments.
And no faraz, that doesn't count.

farazparsa
29 Jul 2006, 19:16
Well, yay for compliments.
And no faraz, that doesn't count.
Oh come on it's a good joke!

Oft99
29 Jul 2006, 21:36
I think it's safe to assume everybody knows what a pun is.

Therefore I assume you're suggesting it's somehow impossible to make a pun without using any words. It's not. Observe:
28240

Edit: Damn, the shadows on that are all kinds of wrong, aren't they?
someone's gonna have to tell me the pun there, i don't get it.

i'm stupid i know.

BuffaloKid
29 Jul 2006, 21:41
*sighs* ninja rope

Oft99
29 Jul 2006, 21:50
*sighs* ninja rope
ooohhhhhhhh

lol, I get it now, it's funny. :o

Akuryou13
30 Jul 2006, 01:10
ooohhhhhhhh

lol, I get it now, it's funny. :oI think someone forgot to pay his light bill :rolleyes:

farazparsa
30 Jul 2006, 02:22
I think someone forgot to pay his light bill :rolleyes:
I think that's looooooong overdue. :p

WormGod
30 Jul 2006, 09:37
Ahem.

Sorry.

Zero72
30 Jul 2006, 11:07
I'm no psychic, but...

shadowman
30 Jul 2006, 17:47
...
ooookkkkaaayyy....

farazparsa
30 Jul 2006, 22:33
I'm no psychic, but...
BRILLIANT!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

Cisken1
30 Jul 2006, 22:55
I'm no psychic, but...

uhhh explain :o

maveristef
30 Jul 2006, 23:58
I'm no psychic, but...
I think I understand what that is.

Iguana
31 Jul 2006, 00:03
Ahem.

Sorry.
Uhh....
I don't get it. :p

Splapp
31 Jul 2006, 00:13
Uhh....
I don't get it. :p
Neither do I.

Zero's is on the perfect though!!1

Slick
31 Jul 2006, 02:05
If you don't get this...I have pitty for you all.

farazparsa
31 Jul 2006, 02:22
You might wanna put some more emphasis on the hole rather than the...you know...sicko :P

Nice joke, BTW.

WormGod
31 Jul 2006, 07:17
Uhh....
I don't get it. :p

*sigh*

Haven't you heard The Passenger?

By Iggy Pop?

Oft99
31 Jul 2006, 11:46
Sorry but...

I think both Slick and Zero are both going to have to explain theres.
cos m so supid i cnt evn spel

farazparsa
31 Jul 2006, 12:02
Slick's is a donkey with a hole in it. Hence, Holy Donkey, the weapon in Worms.

Zero72
31 Jul 2006, 12:04
You guys are thinking way too hard about mine.

Plasma
31 Jul 2006, 12:06
Sorry but...

I think both Slick and Zero are both going to have to explain theres.
cos m so supid i cnt evn spel
In Zero's pic, the big globe is a spammy topic, and the "Moders" bomb is supposed to represent the Moderators.

BuffaloKid
31 Jul 2006, 12:06
The point of yours, zero, is the fact it says 'Moder8!', no?

Plasma
31 Jul 2006, 12:08
The point of yours, zero, is the fact it says 'Moder8!', no?
No, it doesn't. That's an S in a quick joint writing, even if it doesnt join to anything.

I think...

Oft99
31 Jul 2006, 12:42
Slick's is a donkey with a hole in it. Hence, Holy Donkey, the weapon in Worms.
But it's not called the holy donkey it's called the concrete donkey.
And lol at Zero's. Thnx fo telin me pepl i thnk i m getin th hng f spelin now

BuffaloKid
31 Jul 2006, 12:46
It could also be interpretted as 'asshole', as it's an ass with a hole in it...

Oft99
31 Jul 2006, 15:13
It could also be interpretted as 'asshole', as it's an ass with a hole in it...
LOL! indeed.

MtlAngelus
31 Jul 2006, 15:24
The missile in Zero's pic does say "Moder8", which reads "Moderate".:rolleyes:

Slick
31 Jul 2006, 15:54
It could also be interpretted as 'asshole', as it's an ass with a hole in it...
Point to you for GETTING IT.
Seriously...I even had an arrow pointing to the hole. :p

Oft99
31 Jul 2006, 17:17
An entry i very quickly made:

EDIT: i'm changing it a sec...

EDIT: There! It's much more complete and easier to get now.

shadowman
31 Jul 2006, 17:39
I liked the "asshole" joke.
It actually ,made me laugh.

SupSuper
31 Jul 2006, 18:00
An entry i very quickly made:

EDIT: i'm changing it a sec...

EDIT: There! It's much more complete and easier to get now.That's been done. A lot.

Oft99
31 Jul 2006, 18:18
That's been done. A lot.
but it's still a visual joke...

farazparsa
31 Jul 2006, 18:52
The Unarmed Soldier...?

shadowman
31 Jul 2006, 20:00
I was kinda hoping, since this thread is in fanart, that most of the jokes had worms in them.

SupSuper
31 Jul 2006, 21:18
I was kinda hoping, since this thread is in fanart, that most of the jokes had worms in them.

Wait... Fan Art forum... Logic. AHAHAHAHAhahahaha. You're so crazy, Zeor.

...Anyway...........

farazparsa
1 Aug 2006, 02:21
..........
Lol That's even more cocky than actual cocks (Roosters). Zeor...Lol...

Zero72
1 Aug 2006, 09:07
..........
Edit: Whoops, I get it. Good point.

Still, I thought it was pretty obvious...

Oft99
1 Aug 2006, 13:32
The Unarmed Soldier...?
or just "armless"

wormthingy
3 Aug 2006, 14:20
made this at school once, i was bored.. very bored :p
hint: he/she's holding a brick

Akuryou13
3 Aug 2006, 14:27
snake brick? brick snake? snake mason? mason snake?

I fail to see the joke there...

wormthingy
3 Aug 2006, 14:33
boa consructor!

Plasma
3 Aug 2006, 14:40
boa consructor!
There's no such thing as a "boa constructor"!

philby4000
3 Aug 2006, 14:51
Yeah, that doesn't work.

The idea of the visual pun is that the image is the pun, rather than the image being of the pun.

If you follow.

wormthingy
3 Aug 2006, 14:57
There's no such thing as a "boa constructor"!
boa constrictor > boa constructor.. because its constructing something
Yeah, that doesn't work.

The idea of the visual pun is that the image is the pun, rather than the image being of the pun.

If you follow.
ah. i think i get it

sorry for wasting your time, please continue :p