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Slick
15 Jul 2006, 21:59
Both from BuffaloKid:

1.
"For some unfathomable reason I want to know what you look like. Could you send me a picture of you please?"
2.
"Oh, and also, do you know how I could hand-draw things that look good without them being copies of your style?"


....k

Anyone else?

Error404
15 Jul 2006, 22:14
Hmm... if you ever want to become gay, i think your guaranteed there... :p

Slick
15 Jul 2006, 22:28
I hate you.

UnKnown X
15 Jul 2006, 22:35
i hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
That's right... He hates me ;(

Zero72
15 Jul 2006, 22:44
Bonus Points for Teen Girl Squad?
You watch Homestarrunner?
Awesome, so do I!
That's if the answer to the two lines above was yes.
:D

(Lovin' the MS paint cartoon!)Does anybody not?

Paul.Power
16 Jul 2006, 00:15
I would have had to have deleted my PM backlog a few weeks back.

As it is, this is the silliest I can find (the only non-ODer, AAMOF):

HELLO.
Argh, the fruit thing is another 'I was There' thing eh?

What was exactly There? Is it actually just something you guys came up with to annoy us newbs? I SHALL INFORM MY CONGRESSMAN. YES.

philby4000
16 Jul 2006, 01:06
sigworm
do you have a worms armageddon style sigworm? I've ploughed through the 20+ page character profile thread and not found any of your posts, so I don't even know what you look like, never mind having a worms-style sigworm!
Not nearly as worrying as the others posted here, but I like to think it shows newer member's attitdues towards the search function. :p

thomasp
16 Jul 2006, 10:46
I get quite a fair share, especially being a moderator. Usually just people asking why did I delete their thread, and they often answer their own question in the PM...

This was a little "scare" around when there was a serious OD breach looming

Hello, long time no talk.

I have a question for you. On your profile, it says:

"Searching Forums @ 16:54"

But why the lack of a link? I've noticed that it happens to other members too sometimes, but only a select few. For example, when looking at my account from another PC, I never see that. I always see the link of the forum I'm searching.

Thanks,
<censored>.

I just fobbed them off with some nonsense about how the forum was going mad.


And, not forgetting our dear other user mod - he's sent me the odd one. This one I found deep in my inbox....

I just saw a load of threads you'd deleted by the same spambot guy. You do it the stupid way:

1. Go to his profile
2. "View threads by this user"
3. "Select all"
4. "Delete"

I like doing things the stupid way :D

Star Worms
16 Jul 2006, 12:24
Heh, reminds me of a weirdo who turned up on BTP and PMed people asking if they were gay.

bonz
16 Jul 2006, 13:53
Heh, reminds me of a weirdo who turned up on BTP and PMed people asking if they were gay.
Well, if someone is gay and a worms fan, where would he start looking? ;)

SupSuper
16 Jul 2006, 14:48
Most of my PMs are over an year old. Silliest I got was:
Hey...here between us...the brazilian are really big headed aren't they?

Xinos
16 Jul 2006, 18:59
Well, if someone is gay and a worms fan, where would he start looking? ;)

Once a worm fan, you will not ever be able to settle with a partner who is not.

bonz
16 Jul 2006, 19:59
Once a worm fan, you will not ever be able to settle with a partner who is not.
Does that mean Fraggle & M3ntal were together before Worms?

Xinos
16 Jul 2006, 20:16
Does that mean Fraggle & M3ntal were together before Worms?

wtf are you talking about?

SupSuper
16 Jul 2006, 20:23
I suspect Fraggle & M3ntal are partners.

bonz
16 Jul 2006, 20:24
wtf are you talking about?
Fraggle is a female and M3ntal is a male.

Xinos
16 Jul 2006, 21:13
Fraggle is a female and M3ntal is a male.

That still has nothing to do with what I first said.

I made up the rule that if someone, regardless of their sex, is a worms fan, the would ONLY want a partner that is also a worms fan, regardless if they are gay or not.

Now asking if two people where together before worms even excisted has NOTHING to do with this rule. So it was with that in concideration, that I asked: wtf are you talking about?

SupSuper
16 Jul 2006, 21:38
Wow, you are thick.

M3ntal is a worms fan. Fraggle, possibly, is not. They are partners. Which means, according to your rule, they could've only become partners before Worms existed.

Capiche?

bonz
16 Jul 2006, 21:51
Once a worm fan, you will not ever be able to settle with a partner who is not.
Oh, I thought you were expressing that one "will not ever be able to settle with a partner who is not [gay]". :)
Fraggle and M3ntal are both Worms fans, BTW.

Xinos
16 Jul 2006, 21:56
Wow, you are thick.

M3ntal is a worms fan. Fraggle, possibly, is not. They are partners. Which means, according to your rule, they could've only become partners before Worms existed.

Capiche?

Well, Bonz made the presumption that I had any idea about who Fraggle was.
That was a fatal mistake that could have saved many lives if he would have just mentioned that she didn't like Worms.

Edit: Oh; i see. That clears it up, heh.
Bonz: lol, no I did not try to imply Worms makes people gay ;D

Edit 2: Corrected my spelling so that you linguistic elitist won't try to deprive me of my sanity.

bonz
16 Jul 2006, 23:10
I did not try to imply worms makes people gay
Hehehe! :D

FutureWorm
17 Jul 2006, 01:22
Wow, you are thick.

M3ntal is a worms fan. Fraggle, possibly, is not. They are partners. Which means, according to your rule, they could've only become partners before Worms existed.

Capiche?
That's "capisce", just for future reference.

MtlAngelus
17 Jul 2006, 02:47
I'm rather unpopular on the pm's thing, but I remember getting an email quite a while ago asking for animations or something. Probably around the time when pm's were disabled.

AndrewTaylor
17 Jul 2006, 12:10
I'm rather unpopular on the pm's thing, but I remember getting an email quite a while ago asking for animations or something. Probably around the time when pm's were disabled.
I got one asking for an avatar where a worm finds a sock, stands on it, smells it, becomes ill, andthen vomits so hard it propels him upwards off the frame, whence he falls down in the background, shaking the scene and then the animation restarts.

Exactly what made him suppose I make avatars for people remains a mystery. I just barely make them for myself.

SupSuper
17 Jul 2006, 12:54
Bonz: lol, no I did not try to imply worms makes people gay ;DWell it depends on what you mean by worms, but let's not go there.

Xinos
17 Jul 2006, 17:58
Well it depends on what you mean by worms, but let's not go there.

If you look just above my edit; I wrote "Worms" with a capital W. I distinctively remember putting much thought onto the word at the time, being ready for a joke like yours so I could go back and point out: "look, I wrote it with a capital W, that implys it's a name". Then a while later I slip and miss the capital W on "Worms" in my added sentance in my post edit.

How ironic and bitterly cruel that you did that to me that to me =(

UnKnown X
17 Jul 2006, 18:14
you must not forget that wer'e all gramer natzis :)

Xinos
17 Jul 2006, 22:01
you must not forget that wer'e all gramer natzis :)

Nah, I'm just starting to stand up for myself and refusing to take the abuse!

SupSuper
17 Jul 2006, 23:35
If you look just above my edit; I wrote "Worms" with a capital W. I distinctively remember putting much thought onto the word at the time, being ready for a joke like yours so I could go back and point out: "look, I wrote it with a capital W, that implys it's a name". Then a while later I slip and miss the capital W on "Worms" in my added sentance in my post edit.

How ironic and bitterly cruel that you did that to me that to me =(You do realize you never once used caps on "worms" on your former posts, rendering your edit meaningless.

Besides, I don't let anyone foil my stupid childish jokes!

Xinos
18 Jul 2006, 00:54
You do realize you never once used caps on "worms" on your former posts, rendering your edit meaningless.

Besides, I don't let anyone foil my stupid childish jokes!

Maybe I was talking about actuall worms in my previous posts? Ever considered that? Huh!? :p

AndrewTaylor
18 Jul 2006, 10:08
To be frank, the connection between "worms" and "gay" is so tenuous that you both come off looking stupid whichever of you is right.

SupSuper
18 Jul 2006, 14:46
Well... they squiggle... >>

AndrewTaylor
18 Jul 2006, 19:18
Well... they squiggle... >>
Has somebody introduced a whole new batch of slang and not told me, or is this making less and less sense every time anyone posts?

bonz
18 Jul 2006, 20:00
Has somebody introduced a whole new batch of slang and not told me, or is this making less and less sense every time anyone posts?
That's not slang but poetry.
Wonderful poetry.

Paul.Power
18 Jul 2006, 20:08
Has somebody introduced a whole new batch of slang and not told me, or is this making less and less sense every time anyone posts?Andrew, never forget where you are :D.

SupSuper
18 Jul 2006, 20:08
Sorry, I think my brain snapped at some point.

KamikazeBananze
23 Jul 2006, 11:25
Oh, you get used to it.

Blinx
23 Jul 2006, 13:12
The penguin has no agenda.

KamikazeBananze
23 Jul 2006, 13:15
And my moose is suffering from "expressed memory agendas of custard."

True as banana dumpling pudding.

Splapp
29 Jul 2006, 23:11
Look at this!!! I need you to draw this guys!!!
Or the other spanish people will kill me!!!
Well, they'll only show me their blue forks, but it's enough!
Look at my posts

And remember this...
Erm...
Werbung!!
It's the only german word that I know... Oh... and handy.

How rare.

MtlAngelus
30 Jul 2006, 05:55
Aahhaa yes, he mentioned that on the spanish thread on the International forum, apparently some hip funny characters on spain that he somehow desperately wanted you to draw.
He probably spected you to find it incredibly hilarious or something.

jb.jones
1 Aug 2006, 13:53
Here are mine,

This guy "Rayman" (now Banned):

"Jb its me BoggyB i may not bee seen tommrow if thomas knows how i am.
PLz meet at worms armegddon same time as last time but with a 2 hour delay thus 2 hours after last time.Also dont tell any one thomas is still after me."

thomasp might remember this guy, he came back with like 10 different screen names everytime he was banned (He also like to talk up his 1337 Worms skills-he had none).

bonz
4 Aug 2006, 20:51
Got a strange PM while SuperSnooping Wormnet by a guy named "caio" who I don't know:
http://img348.imageshack.us/img348/3643/strangepmcj7.png
Enters, PMs me "idiot", leaves. :-/

Lex
11 Aug 2006, 19:58
Rofl @ that screenshot, Bonz. I read the dialogue, and Bull entering at the end was priceless! :D

bonz
11 Aug 2006, 20:09
Bull entering at the end was priceless!
Huh? I don't get it.
I actually scrolled up a bit, so it is plain coincidence that the last line was Bull's entering message.
There were several lines more below already.

Lex
11 Aug 2006, 20:16
From what I saw, it was funny. They were making fun of Bull and then he came wandering in just at that moment. I can picture them now, whistling and winking at each other. That is, KRD and Gangstas.

worMatty
11 Aug 2006, 20:49
Why, are they gay? I need to know what colour icing to put on the welcome cake.

Lex
11 Aug 2006, 21:03
Welcome cake to what; a screenshot made by Bonz? You'd better welcome all those people in the screenshot then!

By the way, I would argue that sexual preference has little to do with colour preference.

worMatty
11 Aug 2006, 22:13
I disagree - I'd prefer to ice a cake pink if I was making it for a gay man.

bonz
12 Aug 2006, 01:04
I disagree - I'd prefer to ice a cake pink if I was making it for a gay man.
With another gay man jumping out of it?

MtlAngelus
12 Aug 2006, 06:56
Welcome cake to what; a screenshot made by Bonz?
A welcome to the OD forum for KRD perhaps :p

Lex
12 Aug 2006, 07:30
Make him a Radiohead cake, with the Kid A bear on it. :p He adores Radiohead, as do I.

Star Worms
29 Aug 2006, 18:07
Here's a PM I got recently...

How about a Spam Pit thread, just for spamming?

Us culd allz talk liek tihs!!teh kuul!!111!!!1

But not as lame as that...:p

Paul.Power
29 Aug 2006, 18:17
Here's one from BuffaloKid, relating to the quote in my sig:

Fireball's Wake: Strength of the Planes

Do i get bonus points now?

It's still not what I was thinking of when I said it, although I'm now slightly ashamed that Rich Burlew stole it from something...

ohwhatagiveaway!

Slick
30 Aug 2006, 08:29
Oh, yeah...here is one I got a while back.

Worms Forts Fan Art
Hello,

CD Projekt company is the Polish publisher of the Worms Forts: Under Siege game. We've found

some materials on the Internet which may be very interesting for the Polish players and
we would like to put them among our bonus materials. We've found out that you are the author of:

Fan Art

Would you send us, as attachment more of yours artwork, and give us your permission to put those materials on the official CD Projekt
website www.gram.pl? All the materials will be
available only for those players who have their game registered at
www.gram.pl


Best regards
Przemyslaw Chomacki

Lex
30 Aug 2006, 08:50
Did you send them any art for inclusion on the Polish WF:US CD!? That's an insanely great opportunity, as you could even add that to your resumé or portfolio or whatever you want to call a presentable record of your achievements!

thomasp
30 Aug 2006, 08:54
Oh, yeah...here is one I got a while back.
You're not the only one who got that - probably spam.

Lex
30 Aug 2006, 08:57
Did you read it? It looks generic and sent massively, but not spamly, considering it presents an honest opportunity.

Well, my definition of spam is something similar to, "information which I received unexpectedly and yields a message which is entirely impertinent to me".

Slick
30 Aug 2006, 09:36
Nah, it's gotta be spam. Error404 got one to. They said pretty much the same thing, and they said they wanted his fanart in his thread. And it linked to Zeros forum comic thread. :p