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FutureWorm
16 Jun 2006, 00:55
I'm not a copycat, I swear.

You are standing on your head in a pitch-black room. Assumedly, FutureWorm is in here somewhere, and maybe some other stuff too. What happens now?

Xinos
16 Jun 2006, 01:16
>> Throw a fist in every direction in an atempt to punch FutureWorm's face.

if fail;

>> Put on night vision goggles before atempting to punch FutureWorm in the face.

FutureWorm
16 Jun 2006, 02:26
>> Throw a fist in every direction in an atempt to punch FutureWorm's face.
You start punching, but because you're standing on your hands, you naturally fall over right away, on your face. FutureWorm chuckles derisively.
>> Put on night vision goggles before atempting to punch FutureWorm in the face.
You don't have any NIGHT VISION GOGGLES.

Error404
16 Jun 2006, 02:39
>Walks forwards until hit something/someone

Plutonic
16 Jun 2006, 03:05
>turns on the light

FutureWorm
16 Jun 2006, 03:05
>Walks forwards until hit something/someone
You walk forward for a little bit. On your hands. Then you fall because you're not very good at that. You're now on your bottom.
>turns on the light
You don't know where the LIGHT is.

MtlAngelus
16 Jun 2006, 04:10
>take taco out of pocket and eat it
>ask for coke

FutureWorm
16 Jun 2006, 04:16
>take taco out of pocket and eat it
The taco slides down your gullet as its spicy deliciousness engulfs you in a wave of taste. Then you realize that you're still in the dark.
>ask for coke
"Pepsi only," says FutureWorm. Do you accept his offer? (Y/N)

Pigbuster
16 Jun 2006, 05:09
>N
>Punch in direction of FutureWorm's voice.

FutureWorm
16 Jun 2006, 05:15
>N
>Punch in direction of FutureWorm's voice.
Now really, what do you intend to accomplish by that? For all you know, FutureWorm could be twenty meters away from you. You punch the air.

MtlAngelus
16 Jun 2006, 05:18
The taco slides down your gullet as its spicy deliciousness engulfs you in a wave of taste. Then you realize that you're still in the dark.

"Pepsi only," says FutureWorm. Do you accept his offer? (Y/N)
N
>run in circles and scream until coke is received

FutureWorm
16 Jun 2006, 05:19
N
>run in circles and scream until coke is received
You run around in circles, screaming, until you get tired and out of breath. You collapse on the floor in a heap.

"Want some Pepsi now?" asks FutureWorm. Do you accept his offer? (Y/N)

MtlAngelus
16 Jun 2006, 05:29
>say "what? I can't hear you, get closer"

Slick
16 Jun 2006, 05:35
>Enter into room.
>Start up flame thrower
>Spin in circles while running around the room.

FutureWorm
16 Jun 2006, 06:20
>say "what? I can't hear you, get closer"
"WANT SOME PEPSI?" yells FutureWorm at the top of his lungs. (Y/N)
>Enter into room.
You're already in the room.
>Start up flame thrower
You start up your FLAMETHROWER. You laugh maniacally.
>Spin in circles while running around the room.
You run around the room with the flamethrower, the light of the fire casting everything in the room an eerie red. Though spinning, you can make out some boxes, a few barrels, and FutureWorm. Suddenly, you notice that one of the barrels is leaking some fluid. The flame catches the fluid. The last thing you see before you die is the barrel exploding into a million tiny fragments, which are instantly incinerated by the heat.

***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your final score is -30 of 100. Play again? (Y/N)

Slick
16 Jun 2006, 07:02
Y
>kills futureworm

UnKnown X
16 Jun 2006, 07:04
>Dance on a leper.

FutureWorm
16 Jun 2006, 07:57
Y
>kills futureworm
You stumble around in the dark, attempting to kill FutureWorm. FutureWorm sees you with his night vision lenses. He chuckles a bit, and then proceeds to vaporize you with his plasma pistol.

***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your score is Cheese/100. Play again? (Y/N)
>Dance on a leper.
Really, now, that's just in bad taste. You dance on the leper for about ten minutes, and contract leprosy. Congratulations.

UnKnown X
16 Jun 2006, 08:07
>Now dance with said leper. Engage in, say, polka. Whistle a tune to go with it.

Zero72
16 Jun 2006, 08:54
>Push button and/or recieve bacon

thomasp
16 Jun 2006, 08:55
> Takes out MacBook Pro and allows the new, brighter screen and backlit keyboard to illuminate the whole room, thus revealing FutureWorm's position

Traxada
16 Jun 2006, 10:51
> Nutshots thomasp

Slick
16 Jun 2006, 11:01
Y
>Mock Futureworm at poor attempt at another thread of this type.
>Gloat
>Kill futureworm with soda
>stab Traxada in the face with cattle probe

thomasp
16 Jun 2006, 13:55
> Nutshots thomasp
> Unleashes the great Stick of Bannage on Traxada

Xinos
16 Jun 2006, 17:16
> cheat = 1
> edit room.dat

Line 3: boolean lightsOn = TRUE

> save room.dat
> restart game
> get on feet
> punch FutureWorm in face

FutureWorm
16 Jun 2006, 18:29
>Now dance with said leper. Engage in, say, polka. Whistle a tune to go with it.
You continue to dance with the leper. By this point in time, both of your hands have fallen off thanks to the leprosy.
>Push button and/or recieve bacon
You push a random button on the floor, and a piece of bacon falls from the sky.
> Takes out MacBook Pro and allows the new, brighter screen and backlit keyboard to illuminate the whole room, thus revealing FutureWorm's position
You pull out your MacBook Pro with your feet, and in the glow of the screen you see FutureWorm.
> Nutshots thomasp
I don't know the command NUTSHOTS.
>Mock Futureworm at poor attempt at another thread of this type.
>Gloat
>Kill futureworm with soda
You pull out a can of soda and throw it (with your feet) in the direction of FutureWorm, who is now illuminated by the glow of the screen. FutureWorm grabs the can and chugs it. He dies, engaging a self-destruct mechanism that kills you instantly.

***YOU HAVE DIED***
Your final score is nonexistant, because I felt like it.

> cheat = 1
> edit room.dat

Line 3: boolean lightsOn = TRUE

> save room.dat
> restart game
> get on feet
> punch FutureWorm in face
You suck at hacking. FutureWorm's anti-cheat mechanism springs into action. You don't get to play again.

UnKnown X
16 Jun 2006, 18:38
>Cast Regrow Hand Spell Deluxo level 3 and a half.

MtlAngelus
16 Jun 2006, 18:40
>invoke the "Foul Demon of the Million Punches and Night Vision Eyes of DOOM" and have it punch FutureWorm in the face

FutureWorm
16 Jun 2006, 18:52
>Cast Regrow Hand Spell Deluxo level 3 and a half.
You cast the spell and your hand regrows. You now have 5 MAGIC left.
>invoke the "Foul Demon of the Million Punches and Night Vision Eyes of DOOM" and have it punch FutureWorm in the face
You conjure the demon, and it punches FutureWorm in the face. The demon gets $10,000 and runs away with the money.

UnKnown X
16 Jun 2006, 19:33
>Proceed to rip off hand and throw it in FutureWorm's face's general direction.

FutureWorm
16 Jun 2006, 19:34
>Proceed to rip off hand and throw it in FutureWorm's face's general direction.
There is a sound of slapping as the hand hits FutureWorm's body. FutureWorm now has leprosy.

thomasp
16 Jun 2006, 20:11
> Now he can actually see FutureWorm thanks to the glow from his MBP...

> Set mode = "Monty Python Invincible Black Knight"
> Pulls out lightsaber and enters into a duel

UnKnown X
16 Jun 2006, 21:01
>Run over and surprise-punch FutureWorm in the face with remaining hand.

FutureWorm
17 Jun 2006, 00:13
> Now he can actually see FutureWorm thanks to the glow from his MBP...

> Set mode = "Monty Python Invincible Black Knight"
> Pulls out lightsaber and enters into a duel
You duel FutureWorm for about five minutes before he rams you through. Dejected and defeated, you slink away.
>Run over and surprise-punch FutureWorm in the face with remaining hand.
You rush toward FutureWorm, who is nursing his wounds from the tossed hand. You pull your fist back and punch him in the face.

"Alas, I have been defeated," says FutureWorm. "Here's your $10,000."

***YOU HAVE WON***
Your final score is 89/100. Would you like to save this high score on the high score table? (Y/N)

UnKnown X
17 Jun 2006, 00:43
Y! Y!!

FutureWorm
17 Jun 2006, 02:28
Y! Y!!
Your score of 89/100 has been recorded. Thank you for playing Punch FutureWorm in the Face and Get $10,000.

worMatty
17 Jun 2006, 03:04
*sits in billion dollar publishers office and leans back in chair after counting millions made from unoriginal clone game*

FutureWorm
17 Jun 2006, 03:08
*sits in billion dollar publishers office and leans back in chair after counting millions made from unoriginal clone game*
You said I would get a 20% cut, damn you!

Slick
17 Jun 2006, 03:34
Well this ended...quick.
Might as well close it. :p

FutureWorm
17 Jun 2006, 03:44
Who says it's over? Just because one person won doesn't end the game. There's a high score table, after all.

MonkeyforaHead
17 Jun 2006, 04:41
> pick up phone booth

Zero72
17 Jun 2006, 05:08
>stand on feet
>take bacon
>search for cat

FutureWorm
17 Jun 2006, 05:15
> pick up phone booth
You grunt with all your might and heave the phone booth onto your shoulders. For a moment or two it looks as if you're not going to be able to lift it, but heroically you finally lift it high in the air! Seconds later, however, you topple underneath the weight, and the booth crushes you fatally.
>stand on feet
>take bacon
>search for cat
You use the bacon to search for the cat. Eventually, you hear a soft mew in the corner of the room.

MtlAngelus
17 Jun 2006, 05:25
>invoke demon back
>kick demon in the nuts
>steal $10,000
>procede to buy FutureWorm and punch him in the face

FutureWorm
17 Jun 2006, 05:34
>invoke demon back
>kick demon in the nuts
>steal $10,000
>procede to buy FutureWorm and punch him in the face
The demon doesn't want to come. Furthermore, FutureWorm is not susceptible to bribery.

MtlAngelus
17 Jun 2006, 05:43
The demon doesn't want to come. Furthermore, FutureWorm is not susceptible to bribery.
>say "I have the power to invoke the demon every time I want. He lost a bet, and his invokable demon condition forces him to be invoked everytime I say so. so HA!"

FutureWorm
17 Jun 2006, 05:47
>say "I have the power to invoke the demon every time I want. He lost a bet, and his invokable demon condition forces him to be invoked everytime I say so. so HA!"
"Shut up," says FutureWorm.

Zero72
17 Jun 2006, 06:20
>get kitty :D

MtlAngelus
17 Jun 2006, 06:20
>kick in the nuts and run

Slick
17 Jun 2006, 08:10
> laugh ass off untill noted otherwise

thomasp
17 Jun 2006, 11:11
> Gets up
> Has a paracetamol to take away the pain
> Creeps up behind FutureWorm
> Gets a Windows Laptop out, connects it to the internet for 10s without a firewall or anti-virus software
> Plugs laptop into FutureWorm and gives FutureWorm the viruses

UnKnown X
17 Jun 2006, 12:51
NEWGAME
>Take eggs out of pocket and pelt them at FutureWorm.