So I dl'ed the newest patch, extracted it to my worms folder etc... This fixed the not even starting a match issue because I'm running Windows XP. Well now each time I either fail or finish a mission or training thing the game crashes and gives me the "sorry for the inconvenience popup thing" and gives me the option to report to microsoft etc..
Stats:
Alenware Area 51 Laptop
Operating System-Windows XP SP2
CPU-Pentium 4 3Ghz
Motherboard-CLEVO D900T
System Memory-512 DDR2
Video Card / Driver Revision-NVIDIA GeForce Go 6800
Sound Card / Driver Revision-???
DirectX Revision-9
Nature of the problem-Listed above
Steps to recreate-I don't know... do missions I guess.

I love the missions and training from Worms Amegeddon, the reason I came back to it from WWP. Please help if possible.

That's an old problem, which I'm afraid I don't think has a real solution. Do a forum search, and you might be lucky.