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Slick
20 Aug 2006, 06:08
I shall assume that you are speaking of the HK return.
I will speculate.

HK lives deep in the Australian outback, and as such, has a bad internet connection.
I estimate that it's a standard 1B connection.
That's a speed of one bit, at the most.

So while it seems like she only posts in one thread every couple months, it's actually because she has spent all of that time loading a single thread.

If she posts MORE than once every few months, it's probably because a kangaroo came about.
Because, as everyone knows, that with a few common household items, a regular kangaroo can be modified into a fully working DSL modem for a few minutes.

If she posts for LONGER than a few minutes, it's probably because she nabbed a Joey. Those things are PACKED with DSL energy.

Nah...just lazy. :p

WormGod
20 Aug 2006, 19:44
1 bit? PAH HA!!

I recently updated my broadband so now it takes me 10 SECONDS to download 3 MEGABYTES. HA!
I'll be posting like CRAZY!

vmanc
20 Aug 2006, 19:56
God help us all.

Akuryou13
20 Aug 2006, 23:50
God help us all.not even the almight could help deliver us from THIS evil....we are doomed.....

Slick
21 Aug 2006, 00:01
ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHT! :p

Akuryou13
21 Aug 2006, 00:05
ALL HAIL THE ALMIGHT! :pI swear I can't make a single typo in this glod-forsaken forum....:p

Cisken1
21 Aug 2006, 00:52
1 bit? PAH HA!!

I recently updated my broadband so now it takes me 10 SECONDS to download 3 MEGABYTES. HA!
I'll be posting like CRAZY!

HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!

SupSuper
21 Aug 2006, 02:37
GET lNTO DA CHOPPAH!

Zero72
21 Aug 2006, 05:37
WormGod was kinda right.

Zero72: Paving the roads of half-assedness since 1985.

pilot62
21 Aug 2006, 11:27
Heh, great! I especially love Slick's scared expression in frame 3. :D

HuntaKilla
21 Aug 2006, 13:12
Heheh. Comic. *points* :D
I shall assume that you are speaking of the HK return.
I will speculate.

Lol...you're kinda right! There was some crap on the news recently about how Australia is lagging behind alot of the other countries in terms of net speed...the UK's is supposedly 8 times faster o_O Man, that must be fast!
And Telstra's just pulled out of upgrading it...

Nah...just lazy.
True...

Paul.Power
21 Aug 2006, 14:14
Clearly we have to alter the course of the 'copter so that when it drops SuperBlob, he misses the bridge...

Cisken1
21 Aug 2006, 14:34
Give superblob a cookie!

Preasure
21 Aug 2006, 16:13
He looks stoned. Like the way the rope is digging into him.

Plasma
21 Aug 2006, 16:34
Clearly we have to alter the course of the 'copter so that when it drops SuperBlob, he misses the bridge...
But how could you do that? The comic is only 2D!

Cisken1
21 Aug 2006, 17:35
But how could you do that? The comic is only 2D!

Just draw it facing the other way? DURRR!

farazparsa
21 Aug 2006, 21:44
Blob's gonna be ticked. Nice though.

Akuryou13
21 Aug 2006, 23:49
But how could you do that? The comic is only 2D!by drawing it at a different angle. just because it's 2D doesn't mean it's not representing a 3D environment...

Cisken1
22 Aug 2006, 00:53
by drawing it at a different angle. just because it's 2D doesn't mean it's not representing a 3D environment...

I already said that...

Kelster23
22 Aug 2006, 04:45
Ok...what happens first?
Superblob rips in half, or the rope?:rolleyes:

SupSuper
22 Aug 2006, 05:35
I'd say the latter, since Zeor doesn't do gore.

Wait, I just noticed something. First the bottom opens vertically, and then it's opened horizontally? Talk about half-assedness. :p

MtlAngelus
22 Aug 2006, 07:20
Wait, I just noticed something. First the bottom opens vertically, and then it's opened horizontally? Talk about half-assedness. :p

The angle is changing, that's why you no longer see the helicopter-landing-feet-stuff.:p

Zero72
22 Aug 2006, 10:16
The angle is changing, that's why you no longer see the helicopter-landing-feet-stuff.:pExactly.

Doesn't change the fact that it really is pretty half-assed, though. Even for me. I just kinda wanted this one done. :p Give superblob a cookie!It's genius!

Plasma
22 Aug 2006, 12:37
by drawing it at a different angle. just because it's 2D doesn't mean it's not representing a 3D environment...
A joke, Aku; it was a joke.

Akuryou13
22 Aug 2006, 13:03
A joke, Aku; it was a joke.that was a joke? wow.....you need a humor implant :p

SuperBlob
22 Aug 2006, 13:05
Oh god, not THAT joke again :p

SupSuper
22 Aug 2006, 14:02
The angle is changing, that's why you no longer see the helicopter-landing-feet-stuff.:pThen why is Superblob in the same angle on frames 2 and 4 if the helicopter is in the same angle in frames 1 and 4?

Man, I'm so picky. I missed that. :p

Cisken1
22 Aug 2006, 14:20
It's genius!

YAY! ME GENIUS! *jumps on zeors hat and clucks like a cow*

SuperBlob
22 Aug 2006, 16:05
Then why is Superblob in the same angle on frames 2 and 4 if the helicopter is in the same angle in frames 1 and 4?

Man, I'm so picky. I missed that. :p

Rope IS able to spin :p

ReturnDrak
22 Aug 2006, 23:52
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=519556&postcount=989
theme colour: ehhh...grey

Plasma
23 Aug 2006, 01:11
damned double-post.
...triple post, you mean.
If you edit your post, you can see the 'delete' button at the bottom of the editing box. Try using that more often.

MtlAngelus
23 Aug 2006, 14:55
Hehe I was kind of specting a fourth post saying something like "Oh sh1t triple post now!"

Kelster23
23 Aug 2006, 21:09
Then what? A "Oh damn. A quad post!" ...and so on.

Slick
23 Aug 2006, 22:10
Then people keep commenting on the triple post, and make comments about commenting on the triple post.

vmanc
23 Aug 2006, 22:13
As long as we're off-topic, how come everyone calls Zero 'Zeor'?

Pigbuster
23 Aug 2006, 22:55
ZEOR GET DUMB! (http://www.groundzerocomics.us/lowquality3.jpg)

Kelster23
23 Aug 2006, 23:57
ZEOR GET DUMB! (http://www.groundzerocomics.us/lowquality3.jpg)
lol:Dlimit'd

Zero72
24 Aug 2006, 09:41
ZEOR GET DUMB! (http://www.groundzerocomics.us/lowquality3.jpg)

Among other things.

Actually originated from an MSN conversation.

Gardy Looo
27 Aug 2006, 15:22
SuperBlob's weight pulls the helicopter down into the big fat gap, thus buying the heroes time? No? Okay.

Paul.Power
27 Aug 2006, 16:34
Y'know, while their helicopter is there hovering like that, they can't really complete their evil dastardly plan.

So I say just don't try crossing the bridge.

Zero72
28 Aug 2006, 03:58
Y'know, while their helicopter is there hovering like that, they can't really complete their evil dastardly plan.

So I say just don't try crossing the bridge.

Yeah, but if nothing happens, we'll all just sit there forever, which makes a boring comic, and if we turn back, then they can go resume their evil plans.

Maybe we should just run back and forth to mess with their heads.

Slick
28 Aug 2006, 06:27
You know, I got to drin-thinking...what IF there was a GIANT wave of lobsters that feast on cabbage, somehow found theyre way into the city and destroyed it?
WHAT THEN MISTER ZE ROW SEVENTY TWO?

Zero72
28 Aug 2006, 07:27
Ninjas ?

robowurmz
28 Aug 2006, 07:35
Yeah, but if nothing happens, we'll all just sit there forever, which makes a boring comic...

Well, hows about Starworms uses the Force to manipulate the helicopter somewhere else while they scurry across..?

Zero72
28 Aug 2006, 10:01
Oh, I already have all this planned out.

Cisken1
28 Aug 2006, 11:44
As long as we're off-topic, how come everyone calls Zero 'Zeor'?


Don't know exactly but I think it originates from a typo by some forum member and we kinda stook with it.

ZEOR for teh win!

maveristef
30 Aug 2006, 17:04
I request.

Link to sigworm in sig.

I want my theme coulor to be Torquoise.

Yes, I know it is late to request now but I don't care.

Liketyspli
30 Aug 2006, 17:52
Slick should Hold up a dilicious donut and say: ''Superblob, come here boy, i've got something for you'' Superblob wants to get to the donut wich makes the helicopter uncontrolable and it crashes, then Slick trows the Donut at superblob, and Superblob eats it. and smiles.


I request.

Link to sigworm in sig.

I want my theme coulor to be Torquoise.

Yes, I know it is late to request now but I don't care.

Dude, it is late to request now.... but you don't care.

SuperBlob
30 Aug 2006, 18:19
Slick should Hold up a dilicious donut and say: ''Superblob, come here boy, i've got something for you'' Superblob wants to get to the donut wich makes the helicopter uncontrolable and it crashes, then Slick trows the Donut at superblob, and Superblob eats it. and smiles.

HEY! I'm no dog!

Snoozy
30 Aug 2006, 18:45
Are you SURE?

SuperBlob
30 Aug 2006, 18:47
Of course I'm sure! *starts ****ing the nearest persons leg* See, I'm doing nothing doglike at all!

Liketyspli
30 Aug 2006, 20:14
HEY! I'm no dog!
O RLY?

Of course I'm sure! *starts ****ing the nearest persons leg* See, I'm doing nothing doglike at all!
O RLY?

SuperBlob
30 Aug 2006, 20:16
O RLY?


O RLY?

*puts on ignore list*

Paul.Power
30 Aug 2006, 23:34
*puts on ignore list*I'd do that, but it's far more fun to call him Bob.

*cough*

We need a Zero!
We're holding out for a Zero till the end of the night!
He's gotta be strong, and he's gotta be fast,
and he's gotta have a new comic strip for us...

Hmm... maybe not...

>DoomWorm<
6 Sep 2006, 19:34
*cough cough*

I request for comic entering. Here's a link (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=530137&postcount=1048) to my worm profile. My color theme thing is Khaki. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khaki_%28color%29)

farazparsa
7 Sep 2006, 00:09
iHand.
lol.

Pigbuster
7 Sep 2006, 05:44
Wow. A new sigworm.

Hey, wasn't there someone who said that you WOULDN'T settle for that last one? I wonder who THAT was. :rolleyes: :p

>DoomWorm<
7 Sep 2006, 15:48
Wow. A new sigworm.

Hey, wasn't there someone who said that you WOULDN'T settle for that last one? I wonder who THAT was. :rolleyes: :p

I don't care whatsoever. I just change sigworm when i feel like it.

LOL; iHand!

Zero72
13 Sep 2006, 10:19
It's like that scene in Jurassic Park where they lower the cow in with all the raptors.

Only not at all, really.

Paul.Power
13 Sep 2006, 11:07
Time's up! It's Sudden Death!

... sorry ;)

But heh, nice one.

robowurmz
13 Sep 2006, 17:48
*cough cough*

I request for comic entering. Here's a link (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=530137&postcount=1048) to my worm profile. My color theme thing is Khaki. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khaki_%28color%29)

"Speak to the hand."





THEN, CONTINUING ON FROM ZERO72's story, WE SEE A RARE GLIMPSE OF A HELICOPTER WITH INFINITE FUEL, AND ENOUGH INFINITE FUEL TO HOLD UP 1 SINGLE SUBERBLOB.

Preasure
13 Sep 2006, 18:45
THEN, CONTINUING ON FROM ZERO72's story, WE SEE A RARE GLIMPSE OF A HELICOPTER WITH INFINITE FUEL, AND ENOUGH INFINITE FUEL TO HOLD UP 1 SINGLE SUBERBLOB.
Plus the fact that despite not eating for months, SB is still fat and appears to have lost no weight at all.

Ah, forum comics, where anything can happen. :p

Liketyspli
13 Sep 2006, 20:25
Well, maybe they gave him some burgers.

Paul.Power
13 Sep 2006, 23:31
WE SEE A RARE GLIMPSE OF A HELICOPTER WITH INFINITE FUEL, AND ENOUGH INFINITE FUEL TO HOLD UP 1 SINGLE SUBERBLOB.I've never seen a helicopter with infinite fuel before, admittedly.

I've seen APCs and repair boats with infinite fuel, but no helicopters.

Well, unless you count one of Eagle's staying perfectly still, which in fairness is what the one in this comic is doing.

But it isn't coloured green...

Akuryou13
14 Sep 2006, 00:07
But it isn't coloured green...sure it is, just a very dull green.

Paul.Power
14 Sep 2006, 08:42
Ah, but it isn't THIS green!

SupSuper
14 Sep 2006, 13:53
You could always say that Eagle stole a Black Hole B-Copter.

Preasure
14 Sep 2006, 18:32
Well, maybe they gave him some burgers.
That's a lot of burgers in a very small helicopter.

Zero72
15 Sep 2006, 12:24
bedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimeb edtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebe dtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebed timebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedt imebedtime

Akuryou13
15 Sep 2006, 13:53
Best. Ever!

Preasure
15 Sep 2006, 21:14
It's like my whole life has been nothing more than a prelude to that moment.

robowurmz
15 Sep 2006, 21:26
Ha ha HAAAA! I have traken ovur!

Zero72
15 Sep 2006, 23:26
motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur

Slick
16 Sep 2006, 06:10
D00d.
...hax :mad:

WormOfFire
16 Sep 2006, 08:40
Ha ha HAAAA! I have traken ovur!

Go away...

robowurmz
16 Sep 2006, 10:34
Go away...

Sorry, it was only a joke. Like no-one here has EVER made a little joke. EVER. Have they? Hmm...

SuperBlob
16 Sep 2006, 11:16
...what does contooool mean? :p

Squirminator2k
16 Sep 2006, 12:48
bedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimeb edtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebe dtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebed timebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedtimebedt imebedtime
motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur motion blur
Snake, snake. Ooh, it's a snake.

Akuryou13
16 Sep 2006, 13:57
Sorry, it was only a joke. Like no-one here has EVER made a little joke. EVER. Have they? Hmm...yes, but the other ones are actually funny...

robowurmz
16 Sep 2006, 13:57
...what does contooool mean? :p

Ooooh, darn you and your incredible ability to notice my completely retarded mistakes.

I meant to say CONTROOOOOL.

You get 65 points for that one!;)

Paul.Power
16 Sep 2006, 19:16
I'm still trying to work out how Superblob gained weight without actually eating anything...

Plasma
16 Sep 2006, 19:27
I'm still trying to work out how Superblob gained weight without actually eating anything...
It's simple:
97 weeks ago, Superblob ate you.(hence why you did not appear in any of those frames) However, your brain was compressed a lot; and expanded when mixed with whatever Superblob ate.(aka, anything) And it's a well known fact that Superblob cannot lose weight without liposuction. As there was no such operation taking place on the end of that small rope of infinite strength, Superblob remained large.

Or, for a nice short version:
Superblob ate all the frames that were made in the last 97 weeks.

robowurmz
16 Sep 2006, 19:30
Notice that superblob's stomach is now bridging the gap...

Plasma
16 Sep 2006, 19:38
Notice that superblob's stomach is now bridging the gap...
I bet there's alreay about 23 people (and 1 goat - he shall be missed) absorbed into his stomach from trying to walk across him.

robowurmz
16 Sep 2006, 19:39
Yeah, his belly button must be full by now...

SuperBlob
16 Sep 2006, 21:43
...how come the rope only snapped after 97 weeks? :p

Plasma
16 Sep 2006, 23:17
...how come the rope only snapped after 97 weeks? :p
Because the warranty on that rope was only set for 96 weeks and 6 days.

Kelster23
17 Sep 2006, 01:47
...how come the rope only snapped after 97 weeks? :p

Because you ate it.

SupSuper
17 Sep 2006, 03:46
I'm more surprised how he managed to draw the worst helicopter in history of helicopter drawing.

Pigbuster
17 Sep 2006, 05:00
And I wonder why he uses blur so much.
FILTER RAPE.

Oh, and this thread is kinda spam-bogged.
That always seems to follow purposely bad pictures.

Zero72
17 Sep 2006, 12:44
Based on a true story.

The last panel is the truest of all.

Akuryou13
17 Sep 2006, 13:35
LOL! yes! finally the gaming gods pay you back for the blatent theft of their character idea :p

Plasma
17 Sep 2006, 16:13
LOL! yes! finally the gaming gods pay you back for the blatent theft of their character idea :p
Actually, it looks more like it was a reward. Perhaps we should make it a punishment though...

I have an idea;
*searches for a 'Hello Kitty' game.

MonkeyforaHead
17 Sep 2006, 23:36
*searches for a 'Hello Kitty' game.
I think Roller Rescue is the most recent.

Did that ever get released? I don't think I actually saw it on shelves anywhere. Just as well, really.

Iguana
18 Sep 2006, 09:36
I DID see it in the bargain bin a few months ago. Good thing I had my ol' paper bag with me.

WormOfFire
25 Sep 2006, 16:47
Based on a true story.

The last panel is the truest of all.
Heh.

Nice,that's all i can say.

Zero72
24 Feb 2007, 10:24
Whoa, look what I got around to updating.

Paul.Power
24 Feb 2007, 10:33
Good gracious, it's back.

wormthingy
24 Feb 2007, 14:19
oh sh.it Dear.

Melon
24 Feb 2007, 14:26
Yay! Forum comics are always good! Especially this one. More!

Iguana
24 Feb 2007, 14:34
Yay! Forum comics are always good!
That sounded weird coming from someone who's been here since 2003 :p

Melon
24 Feb 2007, 15:27
Just because I signed up in 2003 doesn't mean I was active. I've only really been active since October. So there. The forum comics I've read have been good, but that largely consists of EOL, AT's Apathy Clan and this one. I'm sure there are rubbish ones that I haven't seen, but I've seen more good ones, so I generally get the idea that they're usually good.

Maybe I should go search for bad comics and see how many I can find.

-EDIT- Oh, and by forum comic I meant a comic based solely around many people's sigworms, as opposed to just a worms comic in the forum.

mariodizzy
24 Feb 2007, 15:36
Hey, Zero.
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/mariodizzy/MyArt.png
I'm join in to you!!!

Pigbuster
24 Feb 2007, 16:48
I'm in it! Wonderful.
It's been a while since I've actually seen Pigbuster's actual personality.

Cisken1
24 Feb 2007, 19:01
Hey, Zero.
PICTUUREEEEEEEEE
I'm join in to you!!!

I also join into...with...poatoes...errm..milk?

Zero72
25 Feb 2007, 07:49
It would be pretty cool if I could post comics without having to add a stupid comment to the post because of a useless character limit.

Pigbuster
25 Feb 2007, 07:57
I just realized that my scarf is missing.
Must be in the wash.

mariodizzy
25 Feb 2007, 08:04
I'll save Pigbuster from the broken bridge.
Zero, join me and new comic!

Zero72
25 Feb 2007, 08:10
I just realized that my scarf is missing.
Must be in the wash.I completely forgot you ever had a scarf.

Mmmmmwhoop.

Mariodizzy, take a number. :p

mariodizzy
25 Feb 2007, 08:13
Mariodizzy, take a number. :p
Only two more!

MtlAngelus
25 Feb 2007, 08:20
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1817/hijackedgu2.png
Well everyone esle had their chance to hijack this thread at some point.:p

mariodizzy
25 Feb 2007, 08:26
http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1817/hijackedgu2.png
Well everyone esle had their chance to hijack this thread at some point.:p

I forgot a ref!!
http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q262/mariodizzy/MyArt.png

MtlAngelus
25 Feb 2007, 08:48
No you didn't, look up your previous post. Also, image quoting makes babies cry. :(

Liketyspli
25 Feb 2007, 10:43
Lol, nice one MtlAngelus!

Zero72
25 Feb 2007, 11:44
Hahaha, genius.

You should draw more. :p

Zero72
25 Feb 2007, 12:46
I'm a spy
I'm a spy
I'm a spy
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Melon
25 Feb 2007, 12:58
Oh no! Slick hasn't got any eyes!

I love this thread. Please keep it up. Please!!!!

Preasure
25 Feb 2007, 13:21
Love SB's experssion.

Flrph indeed.

Paul.Power
25 Feb 2007, 14:51
Looks like we need a new plan for getting over that chasm...

mariodizzy
25 Feb 2007, 14:53
Uh, ZERO???

_Kilburn
25 Feb 2007, 14:56
CAN I BE IN ?
Quite good drawings using MSPaint. I like your style :) And the comic itself is so funny
MY PROFILE:
Keep drawing. :p
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=542866&postcount=1088

Melon
25 Feb 2007, 14:58
I'm sure my sigworm could come figure out how to get over that chasm. Of course, he'd get it wrong which would result in hilarious consequences.... or midly amusing ones anyway. :p

_Kilburn
25 Feb 2007, 15:01
I think a sausage launcher can hit an helicopter at this distance, although I've never tried yet. :p

Paul.Power
25 Feb 2007, 15:49
Uh, ZERO???This is a thread within itself, it really is.

Oh, and awesome stuff Zeor.

Akuryou13
25 Feb 2007, 16:22
awesome! always good to see a good comic being done once again.

SupSuper
25 Feb 2007, 17:31
Good guys go down first eh? :p

Pigbuster
25 Feb 2007, 17:42
This is the way comics used to be, with random contributions from other people occasionally.
I think.
FABulous!

wormthingy
25 Feb 2007, 19:02
haha, Brilliant, i thought superblob 'sploded though :p

*requests for small and short cameo appearance*

MrBunsy
25 Feb 2007, 19:11
Fantastic! Don't remember even seeing this thread before either!

maveristef
25 Feb 2007, 19:23
Good Heavens Zeor! What have you done?

Metal Alex
26 Feb 2007, 00:02
I forgot a ref!!

And common sense.

Zero72
28 Feb 2007, 10:55
merv merv merv

MtlAngelus
28 Feb 2007, 11:51
Great stuff Zeor!
http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/75/nopeca0.png
Nope, I wasn't. >_>

tgworm
28 Feb 2007, 19:11
This is well good! keep it up, I like the story line as well!:p

Alien King
28 Feb 2007, 19:18
This is well good!

Oh dear...

Zero72
1 Mar 2007, 09:56
Maybe it was a punctuation thing.

Like "This is, well, good!"

SuperBlob
1 Mar 2007, 16:03
Oh dear...

Don't worry, even the BIBLE uses that language!
11And a voice came from heaven: "You are my Son, whom I love; with you I am well pleased."






:(

tgworm
1 Mar 2007, 16:20
Maybe it was a punctuation thing.

Like "This is, well, good!"

Precisely! Simple typographical error, could happen to anyone. Oh and just out of interest, not meaning to be a noob or anything, but why does everyone call zero, zeor?

Alien King
1 Mar 2007, 16:21
Well, that changes my view on the Bible.

If only slightly.


I doubt it's a typographical error too. I have the passage open in front of me.

wormthingy
1 Mar 2007, 16:30
Oh and just out of interest, not meaning to be a noob or anything, but why does everyone call zero, zeor?

Don't ask, just accept it :p

Cisken1
1 Mar 2007, 18:03
Well, that changes my view on the Bible.

The bible is filled with porn, incest, murder, rape, death, ... hmmm, I seem to have a very cool religion...

philby4000
1 Mar 2007, 20:17
The bible is filled with porn, incest, murder, rape, death, ... hmmm, I seem to have a very cool religion...
You're Jewish?

Seriously, al that stuff get's retconned by Jesus in the new testament.

Alien King
1 Mar 2007, 20:21
You're Jewish?

Seriously, al that stuff get's retconned by Jesus in the new testament.

Revalation is still impressive though.

MrBunsy
1 Mar 2007, 21:16
Well, not quite. He does rephrase entire books in sentences though, which arguably isn't far off.

Pigbuster
2 Mar 2007, 04:00
Revelations is all METAPHORS, though.
Anyone who believes that there is really going to be a whore of Babylon and a big dragon/satan rising from the earth should be smacked.

Zero72
2 Mar 2007, 07:11
Oh and just out of interest, not meaning to be a noob or anything, but why does everyone call zero, zeor?Um, if I recall, that's the second time this has been asked within the course of this very thread. :p

Cisken1
2 Mar 2007, 08:37
You're Jewish?

Seriously, al that stuff get's retconned by Jesus in the new testament.

No I'm christian, "Jesus likes you but I think you're a c*nt" type of stuff...

Zero72
2 Mar 2007, 13:30
Went a little lazy on this one. I'm really tired. And hungry.

Glad you don't mind being made fun of, Plasma, because it's likely to become a staple of the comic. :p

Paul.Power
2 Mar 2007, 14:59
Awesome.

WE WIL PAY FOR MOKCING HIM, O YES

Pigbuster
2 Mar 2007, 17:16
I like how Error is eating his beard. :p
And did you want to make Plasma's text bright yellow?

Plasma
2 Mar 2007, 17:21
Went a little lazy on this one. I'm really tired. And hungry.

Glad you don't mind being made fun of, Plasma, because it's likely to become a staple of the comic. :p
Sweet! A main role!
And all I had to do was be a jackass! I should do this more often! :p

Cisken1
2 Mar 2007, 19:33
Sweet! A main role!
And all I had to do was be a jackass! I should do this more often!

NO! DON'T!

Plasma
2 Mar 2007, 19:48
NO! DON'T!
Don't worry, I won't really be any more annoying than I am now.

I mean, how could I?



Also, this could help!
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=31728

Kelster23
2 Mar 2007, 21:28
Can I have a side role? On Plasma's side?

Slick
2 Mar 2007, 21:28
I mean, how could I?


You could have a Naruto avatar.

Oh and great comics Zeerow. Finally something worth while to look at here for a change. :great job:

Paul.Power
2 Mar 2007, 22:04
Sweet! A main role!
And all I had to do was be a jackass! I should do this more often! :p

Bugger.

(Strange how the word filter doesn't capture that. Still, it's in the Yorkshire Tykes soundbank, so...)

Zero72
3 Mar 2007, 03:13
This is a little mean-spirited.

But! Guess who doesn't care! :)

Pickleworm
3 Mar 2007, 03:15
where can i audition to be plasma's lover

philby4000
3 Mar 2007, 07:02
Mean-spirited, but oh-so funny.:D

yay I'm in the comic!

MtlAngelus
3 Mar 2007, 07:34
Yay cameo! :p

tgworm
3 Mar 2007, 12:58
Um, if I recall, that's the second time this has been asked within the course of this very thread. :p

Wow! Didn't know. Are you going to tell me "Zeor" or just let it be unknown? Can I be in...in any way at all, dead, a noob, anything.. Theme Colour: Turquoise

Plasma
3 Mar 2007, 14:16
We all love bridge jokes!
http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=040518



where can i audition to be plasma's lover
Well, first you have to hit your head off a spikey cactus 27 times, stuff live weasels down your pants, and then fling yourself down an empty elevator shaft, and tahen send me a picture of the end result. It might be a little painful, but I'm sure it'll make me like you a little more!

Seriously though, if I get one request, it's that YOU DO NOT PUT ME AS HIS LOVER!
Very seriously.

Slick
3 Mar 2007, 14:20
Well, first you have to hit your head off a spikey cactus 27 times, stuff live weasels down your pants, and then fling yourself down an empty elevator shaft, and tahen send me a picture of the end result. It might be a little painful, but I'm sure it'll make me like you a little more!


Kelster must look offal after you made her do all that! :eek:


Seriously though, if I get one request, it's that YOU DO NOT PUT ME AS HIS LOVER!
Very seriously
I think we know what needs to be done, Zero.

:(

Metal Alex
3 Mar 2007, 15:58
Seriously though, if I get one request, it's that YOU DO NOT PUT ME AS HIS LOVER!
Very seriously.

Wrong sentence, Plasma. Where do you think you are posting? I wouldn't do it , ok, but almost everyone in the comic has been ridiculised somehow...

That's why I keep a bit quiet :p

maveristef
3 Mar 2007, 16:31
Yay funny comic.

*claps*

Zero72
4 Mar 2007, 06:16
This comment is instrumental (listen closely)

Paul.Power
4 Mar 2007, 10:44
Took me a while to work it out, but damn that was funny.

_Kilburn
4 Mar 2007, 12:17
That sucks I can program too... :(

LOLOLOL (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=542866&postcount=1088) I WANT TO BE ASSITANT PROGRAMMER !!!!!!!!!! :mad:

Plasma
4 Mar 2007, 12:43
Wrong sentence, Plasma. Where do you think you are posting? I wouldn't do it , ok, but almost everyone in the comic has been ridiculised somehow...

That's why I keep a bit quiet
Yeah, but I was just hoping that he'd at least have a little bit of decency for me!
And it's not like he doesn't have enough jokes about me as it is! :p


LOLOLOL (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=542866&postcount=1088) I WANT TO BE ASSITANT PROGRAMMER !!!!!!!!!! :mad:
No no no, you've got it all wrong! Repeat after me:

LOLOLOLOR (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=542866&postcount=1088) I WNT TO BE ASSITANT PORGAMMAR !!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!72 :mad::mad::o

Alien King
4 Mar 2007, 12:53
Took me a while to work it out, but damn that was funny.

I'm not sure I want to work it out.

_Kilburn
4 Mar 2007, 14:11
No no no, you've got it all wrong!

Oh sorry. :p

LOLOLOLOLOLROFLOMG 69 ! (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showpost.php?p=542866&postcount=1088) I WENT TOO BE ASSITENT PORGAMAR CUZ I CEN PORGAM ANITHNIG !!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1!72 :mad::mad::o

Melon
4 Mar 2007, 14:40
No no no _Kilburn, you've got it all wrong.

If you want to be Plasma's assistant, you have to use Game Maker.

_Kilburn
4 Mar 2007, 14:49
I use Game Maker. But that's not real programming, writing raw code is better. :p

ASSEMBLER FTW !!!!! :mad:

Liketyspli
4 Mar 2007, 19:03
This is one hell of a nice comic, Zero!
I LOVE YOU!

...did I just say I love you? Oh god, where is this forum taking me. :eek:

Slick
4 Mar 2007, 20:20
...did I just say I love you? Oh god, where is this forum taking me. :eek:

Apparently you've seen a light, and once you got into the light you noticed you just came out of the closet.

Zeor. Ima on ur thred redin ur comiecs

Iguana
4 Mar 2007, 20:28
Apparently you've seen a light, and once you got into the light you noticed you just came out of the closet.
Sigged.

Also, great work so far Zero.

Zero72
5 Mar 2007, 02:02
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Pigbuster
5 Mar 2007, 02:17
Hey Zero, put me i-
Oh wait.
I'm dead.

:)

Zero72
5 Mar 2007, 02:32
You could've survived.

Akuryou13
5 Mar 2007, 03:03
ROFL!! that one was great! :D

Cyclaws
5 Mar 2007, 08:08
Heh, that one was good Zero.

Cisken1
5 Mar 2007, 08:29
Pure class :p

Vader
5 Mar 2007, 09:24
Ahahahahah. Guinness.

Zero72
5 Mar 2007, 09:26
Oh yes, by the way, Pikkul came up with his own line for that first panel there. :p

Melon
5 Mar 2007, 10:48
Bwahahaha! Pure class. Love it.

Star Worms
5 Mar 2007, 13:41
Great stuff! :D

Zero72
5 Mar 2007, 13:42
Wow, everybody seems to think this was a lot funnier than I did. :p Although I do somehow like how Lickety's expression came out. And Pikkul's in the second frame.

Thanks, all, as usual.

Paul.Power
5 Mar 2007, 14:16
And much mirth happened all round.

Plasma
5 Mar 2007, 17:28
...

...

Ok, I admit it! I found that funny too!

Liketyspli
5 Mar 2007, 18:14
Lol! That expression on Muscular Worm's face is just the best i've ever seen!
Thanks for the cameo role.
And the name is Likety(splitt), not lickety

Cisken1
5 Mar 2007, 23:07
Too bad I died so soon, I would love to be in it again!

ROFL, zero, just ROFL.

Kelster23
6 Mar 2007, 00:28
Nice expression on your own face in the last panel, Zeor.

wigwam the
6 Mar 2007, 07:51
weow- I can't beleive I missed this thread for so long.


...

can I be in? I use machine code. and program without a monitor.
or a keyboard.


...



thanks.

Zero72
6 Mar 2007, 11:30
I decided to see what would happen if I actually tried to quarter-ass the artwork instead of just tapping the tablet pen down and sneezing.

As for Plasma's expression? Don't know. Maybe he's bipolar.

Melon
6 Mar 2007, 12:32
Actually, I think Plasma's expression is fantastic. I wonder if he codes in real life with his tongue sticking out?

SupSuper
6 Mar 2007, 16:02
I wonder if he codes in real life with his tongue.

Also, words cannot describe how hilarious this whole thing is being. Hm... A-AWESOMEPANTS!

MrBunsy
6 Mar 2007, 17:24
Hehehe, don't know how to describe how Plasma looks. Beyond a dozen cups of coffee, that's for sure.

_Kilburn
6 Mar 2007, 18:20
I wonder if he codes in real life with his tongue sticking out?

I actually do. :p

robowurmz
6 Mar 2007, 18:47
This...has to be the funniest thing ever. I mean....LOL.

tgworm
6 Mar 2007, 19:07
*requests to be in ALOT*
http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?p=563642&highlight=tgworm#post563642

robowurmz
6 Mar 2007, 19:16
Yeah...Requests also even though was rejected a few times before....new profile at the profile thread!

Cisken1
8 Mar 2007, 08:33
YAY! Clue! rofl!

Zero72
8 Mar 2007, 10:55
Although I have a good long-term plot in place, I've momentarily run out of ideas for the short-term. I was gonna do a non-seq... uhh, out-of-sequence comic thing in response to Andrew's possibly-revived-possibly-not comic, but I think I've done enough out-of-sequence things already. :p So right now, I'll just leave it.

What I do want to say, however, to the other DOZEN forum comic artists that have sprung up, put me in your comic if you want to -- you know me and my character well enough by now, methinks -- but I'm not gonna skip around to every thread and go all I REQUESTZ11!11 so now I'm just doing it to all of them right here for the convenience of it. :p

Yeah, I know, I'm already in a few of them.

Alright, I'm going away now.

MtlAngelus
8 Mar 2007, 11:53
And out-of-sequence comic is allways better than no comic you know :p

Oh and btw...
http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/7613/successug0.png
Oh yeah I made it to your comicz :cool:

tgworm
8 Mar 2007, 16:08
:( Zero, you shouldn't stop. Your comics are so good. As Angelus says. just do some more out-of-sequence ones.

Zero72
9 Mar 2007, 09:59
I'm not stopping, I'm just sitting down for a little time-out to come up with something worth doing. :p

tgworm
9 Mar 2007, 14:05
I'm not stopping, I'm just sitting down for a little time-out to come up with something worth doing. :p

Oh right. *wipes sweat covered forehead* Thank goodness.

Zero72
10 Mar 2007, 00:43
This time, I'll do the filler!

tgworm
10 Mar 2007, 11:45
I love it.....

Kelster23
10 Mar 2007, 17:24
I like the emotionless look on your face...haha.

Plasma
10 Mar 2007, 18:44
I like the emotionless look on your face...haha.
HIS face. Thantos, the worm here, is the arch-nemesis of Zero; it isn't him.

Zero72
14 Mar 2007, 09:06
This probably means something

tgworm
14 Mar 2007, 10:03
Hahaha, I actually laughed (properly) at that one. Another excellent comic Zeor. Love it.

GrimOswald
14 Mar 2007, 13:55
That feels like it shouldn't be funny some how. Yet it is. Damn you. :p

Slick
14 Mar 2007, 20:52
lol, that captures the essence of any conversation on MSN. Good jreb.

Zero72
17 Mar 2007, 09:54
gggggggfjvcn

Preasure
17 Mar 2007, 10:02
Hail Pikul!1!1`!

Excellent. Love zero's face in the last panel.

tgworm
17 Mar 2007, 16:18
strange........but funny.

Plasma
19 Mar 2007, 12:07
Interesting... and where may I be able to find such a pickle?

Zero72
20 Mar 2007, 10:04
I'll tell you in a few days.

Slick
24 Mar 2007, 19:25
Well didn't mean to be one of the many to steal your comic mojo. However I'm done with my comics. So please continue onwards.

Oh yeah...and I guess I'll do a comic filler and end a series at the same time.

Zero the Hero part 5 (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51592167/)

Paul.Power
24 Mar 2007, 20:15
Well didn't mean to be one of the many to steal your comic mojo. However I'm done with my comics. So please continue onwards.

Oh yeah...and I guess I'll do a comic filler and end a series at the same time.

Zero the Hero part 5 (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51592167/)Nice stuff. And cheers for the allusion :)

Plasma
25 Mar 2007, 00:20
To this day, I still don't know why anyone here chose a neopets creature, with added godly powers, to be this forum's mascot...

I say we bring back Foobos!

Pigbuster
25 Mar 2007, 00:24
Why Foobos?
I made him up long before the forum, and he was never intended to be a Team17 meme.
I merely put him into an edit-the-picture thing and everyone loved it and all.

SLORG OWNAR, however, was created right on the spot in a great ritual of much hilarity.

SupSuper
25 Mar 2007, 02:18
Well didn't mean to be one of the many to steal your comic mojo. However I'm done with my comics. So please continue onwards.

Oh yeah...and I guess I'll do a comic filler and end a series at the same time.

Zero the Hero part 5 (http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/51592167/)Best rendition of the LOLOLOLOL so far. :D

Plasma
25 Mar 2007, 12:32
Why Foobos?
I made him up long before the forum, and he was never intended to be a Team17 meme.
I merely put him into an edit-the-picture thing and everyone loved it and all.

SLORG OWNAR, however, was created right on the spot in a great ritual of much hilarity.
...

Purge the Nonbeliever!!

Zero72
25 Mar 2007, 13:00
*purges Plasma*

Thanks for the comic, Slick, you already got my comments on it, but I can already see the landslide just starting, so before it even gets off the ground...

NO POSTING JUNK IN THIS THREAD UNLESS YOU'RE ME; THEN IF YOU ARE ME, POST ALL THE JUNK YOU WANT

Zero72
26 Mar 2007, 03:40
Cool, thanks Zero *posts junk*

This isn't a gesture of hostility or whatever, just some weird idea I had.

Kelster23
26 Mar 2007, 04:04
It looks like Zeor has no teeth, because the mouth gaurd looks like gums or something.

Pigbuster
26 Mar 2007, 05:23
Those are mouth protectors, I think.

Plasma
26 Mar 2007, 18:50
*Plasma's cameo has been interrupted by Plasma's other cameo!*

Zero72
6 Apr 2007, 11:50
NO REGRET
NO REMORSE
NO REASON
ONLY MADNESS

Such an awesome character design in Madness 5. I almost wish I could actually use this as my sigworm, but... no.

I suppose I shall actually resume the comic soon.

Edit: What the BALLS? That was a .png, not a crappy jpeg!

Edit: Have at ye, vile jpeggery

Pigbuster
7 Apr 2007, 02:45
Such an awesome character design in Madness 5.

Yes, but I rather wish Krinkels would've changed it a bit more for Madness 6.
And Madness 7 comes right after 6, so he's going to be the same AGAIN.

I'm just whining, really. :p

SupSuper
7 Apr 2007, 02:53
NO REGRET
NO REMORSE
NO REASON
ONLY MADNESS

Such an awesome character design in Madness 5. I almost wish I could actually use this as my sigworm, but... no.Ah yes, gotta love Madness. :)

Edit: What the BALLS? That was a .png, not a crappy jpeg!You probably exceeded the 468x468 limit.

Zero72
7 Apr 2007, 04:13
You probably exceeded the 468x468 limit....Yep, that'd be it. By one pixel in one direction.

Oh well.

Zero72
10 May 2007, 12:05
I used a microwave today that had a button labelled POWER LEVEL on it. It was kinda funny.

Here's your stupid DVD bonus commentary for this installment. I drew the first panel quite some time ago and then set it aside and only got back to it tonight. Err, by which I mean this morning. I've had the rest of it pretty well planned out in my head for a good while beforehand, except it was originally going to be me being narrowly missed instead of Paul, which is why I'm so prominant in the first panel. Swapping in Paul was a random on-the-fly decision. I had erroneously labelled it 029.png, when it is actually comic number 28, which I fixed before uploading. The explosion looked more dramatic in my head but looks alright in the end. It was going to make a PTHOOM sound, but I didn't see any especially convenient place to put it.

Melon
10 May 2007, 12:13
His POWER LEVEL is over NINE THOUSAND!!!

Ahem, yes. Good to see this coming back. The explosion looks a damn lot better than I could ever draw.

robowurmz
10 May 2007, 16:52
I VANT TO BE CAMEO'D!!!
GRAAH!

Well. Yeah, could you do it somehow?
I mean, it's like...
NEED!

Preasure
10 May 2007, 19:58
His POWER LEVEL is over NINE THOUSAND!!!

Ahem, yes. Good to see this coming back. The explosion looks a damn lot better than I could ever draw.
No.

His power is MAXIMUM. :p

Paul.Power
11 May 2007, 01:16
Woo.

MARK MY WORDS, MR. LOOO, YOU WILL PAY FOR KNOCKING MY PENCIL OFF!!!

*cough*

Gardy Looo
12 May 2007, 12:38
I am actually a level 1000 energy focus specialist.

Minus the three zeros.

Cisken1
13 May 2007, 12:59
I want to return as a ghost and die AGAIN! :D

Zero72
13 May 2007, 14:34
There's this really freaking stupid song on the FlatOut 2 soundtrack. You know that really raspy high-pitched scream that every alternative/punk rock group in the history of the universe uses at least once? Like the entire song is that. And there's no way to disable or skip it in-game. So every 3 minutes it's all AGAKSJDFA AUP A AGIAINST THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL I'M SCREAMING

This took surprisingly more work than what usually goes into these.

SuperBlob
13 May 2007, 14:57
There's this really freaking stupid song on the FlatOut 2 soundtrack. You know that really raspy high-pitched scream that every alternative/punk rock group in the history of the universe uses at least once? Like the entire song is that. And there's no way to disable or skip it in-game. So every 3 minutes it's all AGAKSJDFA AUP A AGIAINST THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL I'M SCREAMING

This took surprisingly more work than what usually goes into these.

I would like you not to take the name of punk in vain, please.

But nice comic, the last panel is brilliant

philby4000
13 May 2007, 16:53
fancy sabre-work.

Paul.Power
13 May 2007, 20:07
VOIP.

When do I get to throw IJBL bombs into the fray? :p

Zero72
14 May 2007, 04:22
I figure I'd save those for some more dramatic conflict later on.

Kelster23
14 May 2007, 04:43
Great! (Y)

robowurmz
22 May 2007, 17:50
CAMEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


No, seriously. Give me a cameo or I'll....I'll....attack you with a...a....mouldy...hairy....toilet brush. From 50 years back.

Paul.Power
22 May 2007, 21:04
I figure I'd save those for some more dramatic conflict later on.Fair enough.