"I'm incredibly happy for undefined and probably disgusting reasons!"

88/10 :rolleyes:
Oh wait I think I'm confused.

"I'm checking you out here."

"fear me"
:p

"I think I may be paralyzed."

"I hate this."

Never confuse cute with harmless.

Hilarity on a plate.

"Ehhhhh? now that's not right!"

B*TCH BE TRlPPlN' BALLS... (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=260)

"woooooot."

"My helmet is shiny"

"I am what I say; Being Watched..."

"I'm Psychic, so I know everything about you. EvErYtHiNg..."

"Young whippersnappers. You rapscallions, I'll bop you with my mighty cane I will"

"Marvin the hairy testicle's gonna get me!"

If I hold my hands like this, maybe he'll think I'm Psychic and go away...

I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman. I'm Gordon Freeman.

"I AM GIVING YOU ONE THUMBS UP!!!i!!"

My hands... My hands... MY HANDS!!!!

"I am not a Care Bear Damn you!"

"I am not a Care Bear Damn you!"

B..b-but I th-thb-thought you...liked me *sniff*

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy ever second of it." :cool:

"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy ever second of it." :cool:

"Stay alert...any second now...any. second. now."

"I'm not INsane. I'm so far OUT of Sane that the distant coast of Sanity is just a blip on the horizon."

*Bonk Bonk*

Watch as he stares into your very soul. You will not escape his gaze.

"I'll smack the young whippersnapper if its the last thing i do!"

"Mudkip Mudkip Mud- SHOOP DA WOOP!"

"objection! you must die!"
:p

"Something tells me Pikachu is next!"

"OBJECTION!!! (God, I love this new "job"...)"

i seem to be glowing white with about 20% softness and 5 pixel width.

"What are ya looking at me for, punk?"

"Oh noes, a bottomless pit of death!"

"Mew, I find you guilty in the court of law!!!!!!!"

<insert Tetris tune here>

(Stands up.)"The butler did it! Jesus is fraud! I rest my case!"

"The trial's only just begun!"

"Oh, right, sorry." (Sits back down.)

Holy Sh++ ...

"Did I mention it's hard to eat?"

"I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you
Fire, I'll take you to burn
Fire, I'll take you to learn
I'll see you burn"

From the Lyrics of Fire by The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown

"Has anyone seen this Chicken?"

"Get this freaky dude off of me!"

"BRAlN SLUG! BRAIN SLUG!"

Fyre cumin outa my hed!!! FYRE CUMIN OUTA MY HED!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!

"I can't find my nose lol"

"Lawks, this curry's a tad on the hot side."

"Old-Skool, yo"

AVATAR COMMENT:
Dun dun dun... a message in a bottle! I'm going to smash it into my head.:o

What a waste of a Holy Hand Grenade.

AVATAR COMMENT:
S2K has returned to the days well before Y2K.

AVATAR COMMENT:
lol im thrown hhg n2 water!1

AVATAR COMMENT:
Spammers scare me... I think one is walking down the hall... ahhhh...

"Ooh, I've got diharrea again! Holy Crap!"

Holy Crap!

That, sir, made my day.

Also: "Prehistoric Sonic"

What is this glass thing that I have found upon the ground?

"I hate headaches like these!"

im in love with you baby

Coloured fade effect provided by Deluxe Paint III on the Amiga.

"I have one eye that is bigger than the other"

MAAAEEEERRRRWWWW
:p

"Mr Game, and Watch!"

(I hate the way the announcer on SSBM used to say his name like it was two separate characters.)

"Mr Game, and Watch!"

(I hate the way the announcer on SSBM used to say his name like it was two separate characters.)

"Dullage" .

"My avatars appear to be getting progressively worse."

"My avatars appear to be getting progressively worse."

I shall not carry on this wave of depress.

"Sir Squirmsalot, i now prenounce you with this S2K billboard"

"I'll find a way to get out of here, but it's help if I'd stop sticking to everything!"

"Meow, i'm starving!"

"Meow, i'm starving!"

"Wow! *giggle* "

"Nobody better mess with me! I can jump around in a small box!"

"Zoh My God!"

"Zoh My God!"

"Its your unlucky day!"

I'm cuckoo for cocoa puffs!

MSPaint your way to a better you.

"When I grow up, I want to be a 3-D worm!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a 3-D worm!"

Adopt me or else...

"You can't defeat my now, or every other time you come back!"

Haaaack cough wheeze Meow. Get mer some cigarettes. Wheeze hack cough hack

I can shave with the points of my pixels!

Crazy Lunatic.
Okay.

Worms tetris: Tetris, but with Worms in for no real reason!

ONOEZ
THEY MOVED FUTURAMA TO A DIFFERENT CHANNEL

And stuff.

OH NOEZ I'M FEATURED IN AN AVATAR THAT ISN'T MY OWN

And stuff...

OH NOEZ I'M FEATURED IN AN AVATAR THAT ISN'T MY OWN

And stuff...

"**** is a right bugger... he's stood behind me isn't he ....?

"hiya! take that, you worms! i am immortal compared to you!"

"Sonic!"

Although this will probably be grossly inaccurate in a few hours, considering Shadowmoon changes his avatar more often than most change their underpants.

``Where is that equal of mine...?"

"Sonic!"

Although this will probably be grossly inaccurate in a few hours, considering Shadowmoon changes his avatar more often than most change their underpants.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with that habit. It takes me a lot of time to find an avatar that i will actually keep for a heck of a long time.

Anyway:

"I'm flea ridden here!"

"Alright fishies, come out come out wherever you are!"

(Return to sender, due to insuficiant packaging to tolerate smell.)

Sender: Noooo!!! How am I supposed to get rid of this thing now?

"I'm one of three or four people who regularly post in this, the most redundant of threads. Also I like Futurama."

"So... friendly transparent pixels, how's it going?"

"Guitar HerOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Yabba my Icing!"

"Excuse me gentleman, but you appear to be stepping on my shoe."

*Starts singing* I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my MESSAGEINABOTTLE duh duh duhhhhhhhhhh duh duh...

"So, you ever tried Ecstasy?"

"What yo lookin at, tubby!"

"my head is itchy"

"My name is cool!" :D

Fry'd!!!!!!!

"i'm very dizzy"

"Euuuhhh!"

"I'm going to eat your head."
"Yabba my Icing!"
LOVE THAT GMOD VIDEO SO MUCH.

So this is what it is like to be cool...
*YAWN*

"ICING MY ICING!"
"Icing? There's something on your face."

"Yeah, one eye is bigger than the other, so what?"

"Buy it"
"Buy it"
"Buy it"
"Buy it"
"Buy it"
"Buy it"

Whaaaaaaaa?!?!?!

"Buy it"
"Buy it"
"Buy it"
"Buy it"
"Buy it"
"Buy it"

"But I have no money!"

Anyway:

"What do you mean, "I don't like my birthday cake icing?"

"Cancelled?!"

"i'm old school"

That avatar is so awesome, it doesn't need a quote.

"I will throw this at you if you get that song stuck in my head!"

Jfdkslfjkdsljfkdsljfkdsl!

"I'm a tv!"

"what do you think your looking at"

Btw, my avatar as me. Yeah, me. Real life me in a cartoon type style.

"I'm gonna get you lol"

Boogaboogabooga!

"where the heck am i?"

"Must...come out...of avatar...to edit...spelling...mistakes!"

"OHHHH MY GAWWWWWWWWWWWD"
l.

"i have black hair"

How original.:p

Mmmmm...

lawl quoting my work

"Mmfph!" Said the smilie pirate.

"i'm insane"

"I smell a conspiracy!"

Okay, what does this ink blot look like?

"i'm a crazy lunatic"

T-shirt says: I am not an FBI agent, Despite the fact that I wear cool FBI sun-glasses.

"pow pow pow"

there eyes, btw

"I'm SNEAKY SNEAKY!"

"This is one of those ink blot tests isn't it? I see two monkies kissing."

"Now open wide and say aaaaaaah"

"Why won't you cuddle me?"

"Time to kick some ASS!"

"It's kinda hard to make out, but if you squint your eyes... it gets even more hard to make out."

:confused:

Im bored thats why im looking to the right

"I think I'm going to fall asleep..."

"Shouldn't you be in a rock-band?"

"You're going down..."
*VOIP!*

"Something on my face? :eek: Where?"

"It's only a model"

"Oh great, another Kidney Stone!"

"oh my god, my mums grown a moustache"

"racist"
>__>

"I'm evil"

"You... *******!"

"Stare into the face of death!"

"It doesn't look so deathly."

"Deathlier than your face bub."

"A candy cane? Oh I hate the novelty candy canes, you can never tell what flavor they are supposed to be. Is this lemon, blueberry, or BLUE RASPBERRY?"

"I am not the star of David, thank you!"

"Is it the eye? It's always the eye isn't it!:mad:"

"what next, a mummy suit?"

IM GOING TO EAT UR BABIES ftw!!!!!

IM GOING TO EAT UR BABIES ftw!!!!!

LOL

"I'm ANGRY! ARR! I'm also a pirate."

LOL

"I'm ANGRY! ARR! I'm also a pirate."

Ehhh i changed that avatar some time ago

On-Topic: YOU WILL DIE MORTAL!!!

It burns all over.

"Badass is my middle name!"
"That must be hella embarrassing."
"Shut up."

:mad:"WHAT?! I'm not Gandalf!"

"That had better not be a spider!"

" >:L "
*messagetooshort*

come here ill rape you!

"yar! i be a pirate smiley!'

muh teeffff urr glooood trgrrtherrr!

"To learn the art of the samuri, one must have a shiny light in the background."

"I'll get out of this bubble some day!"

"yar! i be a pirate smiley!'

isn't a smilie its a damn Qbee

On topic: :mad::mad::mad:

"I'm not green, Eff you!"

"That face 'll become Prime-Minister one day..."

I like staring at this stick. It's a nice stick. My shiny golden stick.

"Am I nowhere or just lying down on some snow?"

"I'm a woman."

"I'm a woman."

(Whyoulittle!)

Anyway: "What are you lookin at, Ugly?"

"You, Ugly!"

"Why you little!!!"

this guy looks gay...

"That's right, I'm from the MSHROOM KINGDOM"

"Thats right: I'm a blue Pickle!:D LOLOLOL!"

"That's right: I'm a woman!"
:P

"That's right: I'm a woman!"
:P

"Like y'know whatever"

"I'm a freak and I pee ink."

I am an abomination from Spore. Let me show you my TUSKS.

Hmm.... :)

"im a red shape with two black eyes"

"i want to be drunk!"

"America needs you!...To Get rid of people like this!"

Oh, I say I say I say!

"I think I need glasses"

"I'm supposed to be a puppet, but what exactly am i supposed to be, other than a puppet?"

Don't touch me... I'm evil.

"I'm going to FIRE MY LAZER BEAM!"

You sayin' somethin' about ma face? ARE YA? PUNK!?

"Oh, I'm sorry, am I scaring you?"

I'm....rotting....noooo.

AGRHAGRHAGRH I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL :p

"durrrr..."
:p

Tck! Tck! Tck! Beep! Beep! Bzz! Tck! Tck!

"...Is now your friend."

"Delete?" ;)

"I am not amused."

"Blearg!''

"Soap is coming out of my nose!"

What IS THIS STICK FOR!?

What IS THIS STICK FOR!?

i have feelings for you

"I think I'll be a top-hat today"

I rasp impolitely at thou.

"They're all thinkin i'm so White and Nerdy!"

"They're all thinkin i'm so White and Nerdy!"

Love Weird Al Yankovic.

"I wonder...have they got that pyramid done yet?"

"They me strolling, they laughing..."

"They me strolling, they laughing..."

Please don't give me an urge to recite the entire lyrics to White and Nerdy.

"Damn this radiation!"

"I wanna roll with the gangstas, but..."

Go on, you know you HAVE TO RECITE THE LYRICS.

"I'm nerdy to the extreme, I'm whiter than sour cream..."

Random parts ftw.

"They see me roll on, my segway..."

:D

"I memorized Holy Grail really well, I can recite it right now, and have you ROTFLOL!"

:cool:

"Shopping online for deals on some writable media, I edit wikipedia!"

"Shopping online for deals on some writable media, I edit wikipedia!"

"Shopping online for deals on Virgin media, I hacked on Wikipedia!"

"Got myself a F***y Pack, they were having a sale at the gap!
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble rap, POPOP! Hope no-one sees me, get freaky!"

"Only question I, Ever thought was hard, was do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard!"

"I'm just too white and nerdy..."

Last statement is proberly true.;)

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White N' nerdy

Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!
I wanna roll with-
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Really, really white n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on

They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n' nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with-
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

For all your Werid Al lyrics needs (http://www.azlyrics.com/y/yankovic.html), I'm pretty sure there's practicaly every song he ever wrote on there.

And on that bombshell can we please get back on topic!?

"I feel...somewhat taken aback."

See above post for quote. :p

Mhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

3 daysss....3 dayyssss!...3 dayss...

"BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!''
l

Is there something on my face?

What? Is it the scar? No? Then what ARE you looking at on my face?

Why am I standing in this vast white space?

"What is it grandmother always used to say? Can't remember now...Such a long time ago 5 minuites isnt it?"

Look at my Hypno Stick! You...erh...wheeee....

"Seriously though, this white space is freaking me out. I'm standing, but what am I standing on? I'm leaning, but what am I leaning on? Everything looks the same... it's enough to drive a man mad, MAD! Heck, it's like that one advert for that car... that Ford (I think it's a Ford) one where some git has covered everything in white paper during the night because it's supposed to be some stupid statement about throwing out all the old design rules and starting from scratch. HELLO? The old design rules are the old design rules because they work! Advertising executives can be so thick sometimes. Anyway, I'm glad I'm wearing these sunglasses because jeez, with all this whiteness I'd be blind by now if I wasn't."

"Come closer, little children...Mr. Science wants to show you his worm..."

Purgatory sucks.

HA! oh yeah! master of my fate! got my back TURNED on the spot light!

Does it fire this way round or... whoops, sorry mate!

You're going to taste good and I am going to be very happy about it.

You're going to taste good and I am going to be very happy about it.

Oops...missed. Let's try again... Ooops... Missed...etc etc

"I like walking in Blinding Blizzards!"

"YABBA MY ICING!!!"

"Your icing?"

"MY ICING!!"

"Icing?!"

"ICING!!"

"Look, I don't HAVE your icing."

"GUUHHUHUHUAHAUHGHRFHG!"

"I hope nothing bad happens, because it's really hard to run on nothing."

'This avatar depicts the exact opposite of what a Wii is.'

Kelster how dare you! D:

"If I squint juuust right, I can make my face look like a nose.


It also causes my skull to break."

I'm redundant!

I stand by that avatar. I hate the Wii.

"I glare at you..."

"Wiis are NOT available in black! Damnit!"

"I'm going to eat your face."

"Wii: now available in red X variety."

"i don't know what a good console is"

:p

"I dream of a comment that is not somewhat racist..."

"i think i'll eat my yellow and blue candy-cane"

"I must stare disgruntledly at something just out of shot"

'I'm planning your demise.'

"This invisible elevator is really strange"

"This invisible elevator is really strange"

...what?

"I don't like this post."

I made a mistake. I meant conveyor belt, not elevator.

"watch me use mah x360 controller of doom"

You really annoy me...

Post 4,000! :D