I'm assuming you all know the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Well, this is the Worms Guide to the Galaxy! Just tell me a topic and I'll put it in. It can be about the games or the Forums, whatever. (I'm drawing it all, so this seemed the appropriate place to put it. If a mod comes along and thinks differently (Perhaps online orgy) feel free to move it). I'll put an attention thing on anything with entries to help you find them.

I'm assuming you all know the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
Everyone who doesnt shall go away in SHAME :D

Do you mean everyone can do entries or do you mean everyone can give you a topic for entries?

Either. They give me a topic, I'll write something up about it and post it on the first post. They give me an entry, I'll edit it as and if necessary, and then write it up and post it in the first thread. Either way.

lol, funny title, yes i know The HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy, i read all 6 of them...

lol, funny title, yes i know The HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy, i read all 6 of them...
That's a joke, right?

i never heard about the gide :confused:

Is that a joke too? 1 radio series... 5 books... tv show... film... game

New Entry. Boggy B. (Look to first post)

Buffalo, are you going to make a compilation of worms spoofs made by you? Such as parodies of W:A or WWP missions, Deathmatches...

no. Newbie added.

Dark Wormy Empire Added

Is that a joke too? 1 radio series... 5 books... tv show... film... game
no. its not :p

Tut tut. Heres the Sock Puppet Factory.
And Huntakilla

Some corrections:
1: Boogy B isn't the most well known worm, he's the most common worm name.
2: HuntaKillah left, remember?

And I might add some enteries sometime, some based on the story of my fangame. (http://forum.team17.co.uk/showthread.php?t=23953)

HK was last here about a week ago. She randomly appears every now and again. And Boggy is the most well known worm.
Go ahead and add things.

just looked it up. 4 days ago, she was last here.

you are forgetting your "BuffaloKid" Description!! :D

I don't think I'm really important enough to note at the moment. I'm currently working on 'User Mods'

I don't think I'm really important enough to note at the moment. I'm currently working on 'User Mods'
Yet 2 of the entries so far relate to you.:p

One. My Factory. I assume your reffering to The empire as the other. If so, that's mainly Darth Darky.

And read the Wormapedia's in the worms games. (look for the BoggyB enteries)

Just because it's not mentioned it doesn't make it right. Anyway, the guide's slogan is 'The guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate'

Ah well.
And dibs on The Origins of The Wormy Empie.

Fine. It's your game basis, do what you will with it.

That's a joke, right?

Oops sorry, five books! :o

What is this called?- Omg! 1! one 11!!!!1!Rofl!!!1111!one!one 11one!.

I can't remember

One. My Factory. I assume your reffering to The empire as the other. If so, that's mainly Darth Darky.
We're not capable of anything - we can't edit user profiles, nor can we ban people, nor can we put them on 'Being Watched'. The only extra skill we've got is merging posts, and that's only because it's a new feature thats been added to vB3.5

'The guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate'
Ha! What's the thing I wrote on the previous quote called?


Merged because of triple-post

The sides.
Being Watched


Merged because of triple-post, naughty BuffaloKid

The official character profile thread

-you should sooo do one on crap art or what the forums were like before the noob invasion (( i love reading the old old old threads ))

good entries :D , but you made one mistake: Rarsonic is not yet a member of the empire (he can if he wants, but he isnt at the moment) and i cant see the "character profile thread" thing...

Yes, noobs, which I am still slightly. Nice work. Maybe you should do something about avatars/signatures?


good entries :D , but you made one mistake: Rarsonic is not yet a member of the empire (he can if he wants, but he isnt at the moment) and i cant see the "character profile thread" thing...

Can't you? I can. (heh.)

now I can... (dont ask me why :rolleyes: )

(( i love reading the old old old threads ))
You mean the good ones?

yea !! the very old ones tho when art was done with a biro pen and took atleast half a hour

You mean stuff that's the opposite of Agent Luke's art. Fine. I'll be back soon.


Double post merge

Here you go- Fan Art World
And The Worm's Guide to the Galaxy

so true !! you should do a entry "the misfits and outcasts" for the worms who dont fall into any catogory or are slightly weird or strange say me or splapp or mocoworm there is more out there ofcorse

Here you go. Psychos (With a pic of splapp coloured by me.)

lol i like but arrgh its my nerdy pic use i dunno one of mine or somthing ^^

You should do famous worm leaders.

Edited. Just for you, Psyke.

Edited. Just for you, Psyke.
wooooot age !!!

This guide is SSSSOOOOOOOOOOO cool!
Try to do "Newbies that draw well" or "Most creative sigworms ever made".

bananaworms and agent luke..............

Eye On Legs

Lol, i love that guide! :D (Maybe because the hitchhikers guide is my absolutely number one favourite book :rolleyes: ) I think I'll do some entries, too (now I just have to find a topic... :rolleyes: )

It's my favourite series too. I've made my Avatar the Guide, btw

nice :D I've sent you a longer entry about our empire, coz this one is too short.

Thanks. I'll redo it. For now... Shakalamon.

The foundings.

yes thats better :D
and you could do an entry about worms armageddon, as its the most popular worms game.

I could. I will. For now... Avatars

Could you please refrain from using "crap". Use "Bad" or "Rubbish" instead. I want to show my parents, but they won't like it if it has "swears" in it.

Sorry about that. It has been changed.

The "Newbie" (post 1) and "Fan art world" (post 34) entries have "crap" in as well

There. I've been through a lot of trouble for you. I only keep the latest saved in word, so I had to rewrite whole paragraphs.


Double-post merge

Flying !!!

Could you please refrain from using "crap". Use "Bad" or "Rubbish" instead. I want to show my parents, but they won't like it if it has "swears" in it.
I certainly hope that you're joking.
Crap isn't a swear word at ALL!

lol. this just gits better...

that's why i put "swears" in quotation marks
Sry about this, but, ahem...

btw, lol @ flying!

P.S. Sry bout the double post
P.P.S. It's all better now

Do "Alchoholics" next.

Here's one...

HACKING

Hacking is bad. Really bad. You just won't believe mindbogglingly, astronomically bad it is. I mean, logging on to someonme elses account of the forum may seem like womenwork, but that's just peanuts to hacking someone's computer. Don't listen to anyone who tells you how to fu- Oops, out of space.

Now that ones good.

Here it is

I certainly hope that you're joking.
Crap isn't a swear word at ALL!
C*** IS A BAD WORD YOU SWINE!!!!!!!! Crud suits better. Anyway, a few more topics:

Darksider Ranks
2D vs. 3D
Spadge and Sel
Elemental powers vs. Technologic weapons
Alter egos
TEJ :D
Sprites
LOL, ROFL, LMAO and such
Signatures
Animal weapons

That's all I can think of for now...

I don't understand the Shakalamon one...

good ideas gardy, i think I'll do one about darksider ranks... and art programs maybe. Btw buffalo I wonder why your first entry wasnt about the Buffalo of Lies... :rolleyes:

Spadge and Sel
Elemental powers vs. Technologic weapons
LOL, ROFL, LMAO and such
Animal weapons
I'll do them

God Attacks

I've sent you something about darksider ranks. A bit long, though... :rolleyes:

Here you go. Thankyou master.

well done :D shorter than mine but still contains everything important :)

btw our empire is still looking for a general (RARSONIC) and a buffalo bishop. (As you are the commander of the special forces, right?)

Did you ignore my Ahem... message?

Am I? I didn't know that. I think I should be the bishop, what with my psychic powered sock puppet. (It can read and , to some extent, control minds.)

Did you ignore my Ahem... message?
you sent me a message?

Am I? I didn't know that. I think I should be the bishop, what with my psychic powered sock puppet. (It can read and , to some extent, control minds.)

oh really? Yes, then youre the bishop. (I just thought because of plasmas thread, were you said you would lead a special force... but well. ) Just because I'm so nice, I'll give you a special force of bodyguards AND the bishops rank :D
a reading sock puppet.... :rolleyes:

no. Post number 57

oh, that. Yes.

a reading sock puppet.... :rolleyes:
No. Read minds. (It can read, but thats not what I meant.)

The book's good, but put more things about new people.

By the way, the definition for "Newbies" is wrong. The thing you are talking about there is n00bs or noobs. The definition for "Newbies" or "Newbs" is someone who's new at something but tries to learn and follow the rules and doesn't behave as you described. Thay mostly try to get themselves popular.

hes right. Newbies are just new people, and you dont have to be new to be a n00b...

Do I need a big sign.

didnt you read the text about darksider ranks I sent you?


Everyone who says something against the master, will be punished with death by torturing :p
Well, for this time, I WONT torture you. :D

oh, that. Yes.
Can you do something about it?

why do you think its so bad using the word "crap" one time it really fits?
(time to show your sign again, buffalo... :rolleyes:)


Double-post merge

And btw I've sent you three new entries about drawing programs.

what r u working on now?

This edited darky entry


Another Double-post merge

and professional

what about now?

Buffalo kid.. i suggest you editing your posts or you will be watched for spam again :S

Last edited by thomasp : Today at 14:20. Reason: Naughty BuffaloKid - you really should stop double posting

Your Microsoft thing is wrong, I don't have Word on my computer.

1. The below
2. Sorry
3. DO I need to show you the sign again?

*thumbsup*

w00t
u forgot to put where to get this "artpad"
... (new post)
I'm currently making a powerpoint presentation complete with page-turning animations (subtle) and a voice (thanks to speakonia)

ooooooh i got one do "msn mass convos" due to the fact me saffya renbb superblob krazy_92 igaunaray and even splapp at times have them ^^ im sure other forumers have the im sure fgads is well know for starting them ¬_¬

I can't read the Darksider ranks! It's too black.

Oh I see. So you mean like this:
(take Jedi for example) the spiritual is the one strong in the force and the military is good with lite-sabers. Am I correct?

More topics:

Andy Davidson
The Imperial Planet Eater
The popularity of Worms
Different styles of drawing
Alternative Worms Game
The Wormsongs
Boggy B's family.
What's next for Worms?

i've finished the .ppt version. It will work on powerpoint 2003, and possibly 2002. (If you don't have these, download a powerpoint viewer at http://www.microsoft.com/downloads/details.aspx?FamilyId=428D5727-43AB-4F24-90B7-A94784AF71A4&displaylang=en
Too big for an attachment. Hosted.
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/digitaltv/WG2TG.zip
INSTRUCTIONS: Once you have downloaded the zip, extract all the files to the SAME FOLDER. Run the "The Worms Guide to the Galaxy.ppt" file.
... (new post)
BTW it's 'Worms Fusion', not alternative worms game.

That's pretty cool, but not completely done properly. I'll make one with links and such.

btw, in the future, can u pm me the word documents? It's much easier than copying it out from the pic (I have to write it in to speakonia so it will read it out)

It doesn't say anything. I'm makin' my own one

?
who is that in reply to?

It's coming along quite nicely. (I'm awaiting spadge's permission to use game music)

The Planet Eater

One word: LOL. :D

The Planet Eater

Death star spoof? Maybe...:rolleyes: :p

It looks much nicer than the death star tough...more...EVIL!

yes, i got "inspired" by the death star :rolleyes: But I tried to give it a completely different and better look. (The planeteater is not even perfect round :D )
And you didnt see its "attck" yet :D its similiar to its name...

I agree. I got the "Imperial Planet Eater" idea from DS. (It was originally Planet Eater only)

DS? And btw, it was my idea. See my comic, I had it some weeks ago.

You mean you added the word "Imperial" to th PlanetEater earlier than me? (Character thread)
DS is Death Star.

Not imperial. But the word Planet Eater is by me.

Back on topic now, guys :rolleyes: Buffalo, why dont you make an entry about
living, intelligent sock puppets? (Where do they come from etc... :D )

I still don't get the Shakalamon one. And Darth Darky, don't make your comic die!!!!

You wouldn't understand shakalamon. It's beyond all human comprehension.

You wouldn't understand shakalamon. It's beyond all human comprehension.
Yet you understand?

I made it. At what point did I mention being human?

Nice guide man. Very nice guide :D. Keep doing.

I made it. At what point did I mention being human?
Well, you're a human. You didn't mention it, you just are.
I don't allow no roleplayin' round he-uh.

What's with the slowness, BK? On the first day the articles were literally pouring out!

BTW, new entry put into .ppt, will re-host shortly.
EDIT: Disaster! I've got the old one stuck on my server so I cant delete it and I cant host the new one coz it will exceed my disk quota!
EDIT2: It's working now. It's just started to host.
EDIT3: Uploaded! The URL is, as always, http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/digitaltv/WG2TG.zip

I told you not to bother. I'm remaking the whole thing in powerpoint, and that's what's with the slowness.

Oh. OK.

12345890
EDIT: You should still dl it, though. I've started to add a few special features in the 1st few pages...

I'm currently making 'Wormsongs'. Oh, and I need to know how you do that hosting thing.


Another Double-post merge :eek:

Here it is

'Avatars' is cool on powerpoint, coz Splapp's moves like it should. Yes.

Buffalo Kid, how do you join the Dark Wormy Empire? I am probably being very dim and it is wriiten in front of somewhere but can you tell me anyway. The darkside lures me...

Hey, blog, long time no speak. Last time I spoke to you it was my team weapon thing. Anyway, private message Darth Darky and ask to join. (Yes, a new member (possibly))

I'll send a message to Darth Darky. I couldn't speak because first I was just too busy, then my computer broke. By the way, I have entered more weapons into the Team weapon thread. Can you mark them?

I'm not going back there. Never. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!
On the powerpoint, God attacks has the holy hand grenade sound.

Excuse me but...

What is this all about?:rolleyes: :o

topic ideas:

a DETAILED description of:
lightside (ranged attacks, dont mind dieing)
darkside (concentrate on protecting own worms than the enemey, usualy by hiding)
greyside (a bit of both sides)
brightside (will use ANY tactic just for the sake of winning)

more ideas:

a description of a few certain popular weapons
"super weapons"
"the art of the sewerside" (dont take the game seriously, just faff about)
"the ubergamer"
"dressing up in worms 4"
"popular dressing combinations in worms 4" (EG: WW2 hat + Night Vision)
"worms spinnoffs" (descriptions of worms blast and WFUS and pinball etc)
"the secret dresses in W4" (EG: cyborg, alien, dino and frankenstein)
"Team Weapons" (in W4M)
"fun activitys with girders you can try" (building bases, etc)

most importantly though IMO:

"the art of roping" (in 2D games of course)

I'll do girders and ropes
Excuse me but...

What is this all about?:rolleyes: :o
What is what all about?

this thread is about EVERYTHING as its the GUIDE!!! It tells you everything! It knows everything! even about eating sock puppets ...

Exactly. (Is bloggy an new member(make a thread, master))

remember when doing roping article to explain how roping got SOUGHT OF killed when worms went 3D, but in W4M the ninja rope was given a new ability: fishing...which sought of half brought it back....

I have posted my story on the charater profile thread.

Like an FAQ on hole worms serie?

and more :D (Fan art, the forum, etc... )

This is a nice idea. But badly executed. Maybe if Splapp or Zero DREW it instead of using paint it could be good

everything would be good if splapp drew it :D Lets see the powerpoint one (and I dont think its badly executed)

Btw, Buffalo i've sent you an entry about the sewerside.

i have a topic idea

Tweaking worms 4

This is a nice idea. But badly executed. Maybe if Splapp or Zero DREW it instead of using paint it could be good
Badly executed? What's wrong with it? Everything is based on the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, design, pics, even the words. If you think the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy is poorly executed then go find the vase with Douglas Adams' remains in it and complain to that. Oh, and it's not in paint, and I didn't draw any of the pictures. I found them. Quite a few are Splapp's.

Badly executed? What's wrong with it? Everything is based on the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, design, pics, even the words. If you think the Hitchhikers guide to the Galaxy is poorly executed then go find the vase with Douglas Adams' remains in it and complain to that. Oh, and it's not in paint, and I didn't draw any of the pictures. I found them. Quite a few are Splapp's.
Yeah. From the top of my head:
Boggy B: http://wormsblast.team17.com/images/characters/boggyb.gif
Winning Av: http://forum.team17.co.uk/image.php?u=9537&dateline=1127251331


Double-post merge, Naughy, naughy Muzer

can u get your .ppt version to read out the text, as is done in the film? (when it's released)

Where's the narrator (and what do you mean by when its released?) You mentioned a speakonia.

when the .ppt is released, can u have a narrator?
speakonia is something that reads out things you type in.
get a free version at www.cfs-technologies.com

EDIT: OFFTOPIC: My old avatar is back. Shame the muzer doesnn't show up too well on the Retro Purple :(

I'm not downloading anything. Tell you what. I send you the text, you put it in speakonia and send the file back to me.

O.K.



Why aren't u downloading anything?

I'm putting in sound effects. eg. When Agent Lukes picture appears, it has the classic worm 'Oh dearie me' in.

Sounds good :D When do you think will you be done with the powerpoint-presentation? And did you got my sewerside-thing?

I'm finished! (but it hasn't got the narration yet, and I haven't got music/sound effects permission from Spadge yet either (I asked Sel-he said ask Spadge) and I don't know how to attach something this big.)

just e-mail it to me and i'll host it :)

muzerakascooby@hotmail.co.uk

P.S. I hope it's not finished forever. I hope it's just until you get more entries because it's not nearly finished

Someone needs Gmail...

muzerakascooby@gmail.com :p

What's Ur E-mail????? If I Knew It I Could Invite U!

Check your pms

Its very good now. User mods has 'First Blood to the machines' when you click on it.

now, when u have signed up to gmail (I have sent an invite), send me the .ppt with all files (to make sure u have everything, use the copy to cd function, disable the .ppt viewer, and click "copy to folder", then zip the folder)

Why've u deleted loads of posts, bk?

MWA HA HA! I have post #150

Naughty BK *cough* double post */cough*

*cough*the only reason why i've double posted is because u deleted some posts :p*/cough*

The system can't attach it properly. It keeps saying to try again in a few mins

ah.
I h8 e-mailing :(

anyway, the sound file's pathetic. I will not use it.

Can you do a page about Spadge?

Good idea. Oh, and, what's with your avatar?

reanimators,people who post in a death thread

Good idea. Oh, and, what's with your avatar?
i want to know to, is that a babyworm or a flower holding cocaine?

Enter a page on the genetic bonding of Furby's and worms

Oh and could you get me a copy of ths guide in exchange for corel.

no, and yes.

You shall do one about you're side change and you're ever-changing appearance, yes?

Bump!

...

Ok... thanks for reminding me. I need some way of hosting it.

hmm...
I KNOW! ask zogger @ btp

Who's that?

zogger (actualy i think hes called ZoGeR) is the guy who owns the Blame The Pixel website

re-bump! i

Dont re-bump. If nobody post, why should you have it in the first page? Wait until BuffaloKid decides to do more

Buffalo, you could do the sewerside-entry I've sent you...
DONT LET THE GUIDE DIE!

Sewerside? If I remember I already did that... maybe I didn't post it...

yes, you didnt :p

Here (http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sewerside4je.png) then...

hmm... that's a bit small, don't you think?

Yes, I do. Have you got msn, I suppose it would be possible to send you it via that and then you sort it out.

ooh yeah
look @ my profile

i've made a much improved .ppt version with slight upates and much better voices. Yep, I finally registered Speakonia, enabling the "Save as .wav file" option, eliminated the need to put my microphone up to the speakers, and getting poor sound quality!
LINK COMING SOON; THE OLD ONE DOESN'T WORK
EDIT: Idea for new entry:


Worms. Worms Fusion.
Worms fusion, a.k.a. the alternative worms game, is a worms-clone made by Plasma. It has two main differences from normal worms games. Firstly, it's partly Real-time, and secondly, it includes characters from the worms forum. It is programmed using Mark Overmar's (SP?) Game Maker 6. One major drawback of this game is its HUGE loading time. To download the demo, go to the Alternative Worms Game thread in the Games Discussion subforum.
*Picture of WF logo*

Heh heh,
1: If you want, I can get some pics that you could use.
2: Loading time depends entirely on your comp. For me, it's approx 8 secs.
3: Link in sig.

Heh heh,
1: If you want, I can get some pics that you could use.
2: Loading time depends entirely on your comp. For me, it's approx 8 secs.
3: Link in sig.
well, with my NEW comp, it takes ages :-/ :confused:

Heh heh,
1: If you want, I can get some pics that you could use.
2: Loading time depends entirely on your comp. For me, it's approx 8 secs.
3: Link in sig.
Yes, I would like some pics. Do you mean from the full version, that is to say, with sigworms and stuff, or do you mean from the demo?

Demo stuff only, as the full game wont be out for another long time.

Slight dissapointment, but logic defeats me once again. Thanks.

Are u still working on WF

He hasn't given me pics yet.

Mwahahahahahahaha! Just to let you know people, the Worms Guide to the Galaxy is back in production. With my improved powerpoint skill's and now having of MSN, you will get the great Worms guide on your computers at your request. Well, not quite. It'll take about a month. So I'm canvasing for more entries. Submit, my fellow forumers. Mwahahahaha!

You could make an entry about the whole Plasma-Kelster-Luke-etc-thingy, the discussions and jokes that followed it, and a list with all the people who said they loved Kelster :p

Indeed, indeed. Alternatively, you could try and right that one then send it to me by pm as was the old system.

You could make an entry about the whole Plasma-Kelster-Luke-etc-thingy, the discussions and jokes that followed it, and a list with all the people who said they loved Kelster :p
The only problem there is that I doubt BK would admit that he liked Kelster.
...or some of the other people in this forum...

@BK: I'm afraid I didn't pay enough attention for this to the wohole thing :p

The only problem there is that I doubt BK would admit that he liked Kelster.
Let's not to go into this again. And anyway I didn't like Kelster. Well I did. I like Kelster. But not in a love way. Or anything close to that. Just like.

Yes, Snoozy, you're new to this concept (and everyone else probably thought it was dead). But are you going to do the entry or am I?

No, I meant, I didn't spend enough attention to the lovestory to make an entry about it.

The Worms Guide needs revising.
Subjects to revise:
User Mods

More to come

I am awaiting more ideas for guide entries. Anyone?

i have a topic idea

Tweaking worms 4

That was a very good idea :) Why don't you make this entry?

And btw:

Here's one...

HACKING

Hacking is bad. Really bad. You just won't believe mindbogglingly, astronomically bad it is. I mean, logging on to someonme elses account of the forum may seem like womenwork, but that's just peanuts to hacking someone's computer. Don't listen to anyone who tells you how to fu- Oops, out of space.

Hmm, in France, hackers are good, and crackers are bad. Hackers use viruses, trojans, in order to improve protection programs. Crackers use them to make trouble.

Really? interesting... It's not going to make me change it, but interesting all the same.