"Ooooh, my neck's stiff... I must have fallen asleep in a funny position!" :rolleyes:

I hate the "/1337" code...

''Boggy thought it would be funny, to stick his head in the quick dry cement. Who's laughing now?''

''Same thing that happened this head can happen to the worm''

"I'm bending over backwards to win this mission!"

AH! Now I can read it! "DO NOT STAND ON HEAD" :rolleyes:

nice one cisken! ;) :D

nice one cisken! ;) :D

hehe tnx it just popped into my head, while I was standing on it :p

lol!! ;) :D :)

lol indeed. Teh winner is Cisken!
AH! Now I can read it! "DO NOT STAND ON HEAD" :rolleyes:

"CURSE YOU TIIKII MAAAAAAAAAAAASK!!!" :p

''So that's why you shouldn't use a pogo stick on a trampoline'' :rolleyes:

Cure you, ferrari team! CURSEE YOUUU!!

Where did the plane go all of a sudden???

lol indeed. Teh winner is Cisken!

only at 15 000 feet, did Mikigigio realize he wasn't swimming in the water

# "I'm walking in the air..." #

*sigh* "flying through the air brings a tear to my eye, or is it just a bug?"

And THAT'S when Mikigigio saw the jet engines travelling towards him.

Man...watched again.

I can see my house from here! No...wait...it's just a fly, GET OFF ME!!

is this the way to amarillo? every night i've been huggin ma pillow.........sha la la la la la la la *click, click*sha la la la la la la la*click,click* ;)

"AAAAAAHH! HELLLP! THE FUMES FROM MY BRIANS ARE MAKING ME FLY AND A GIANT CLOUDMONSTER'S ABOUT TO GOBBLE ME UP! HEEE-"

Chomp.

To boldly go where no worm has gone before.

An early form of reconnisance for worms was known, simply as the "giant slingshot".

"Perhaps I should try flapping my hands?"

However, Mikigigio's novel, "I Was Falling Towards Canada For Three Days Straight," sold remarkably well.

Todays winner is AK!
only at 15 000 feet, did Mikigigio realize he wasn't swimming in the water
Wow, just realised this is the 42nd pic I've done. I'll be out of screenies soon. Any funny ones you've got lying around are welcome.

Todays winner is AK!

Next!

ALWAYS read your manual before operating the jetpack!

Team 17 made some cut-backs on the animation for the Worms 4 "Armageddon" weapon.

Team17 unveils the new rocket-propelled kamikaze

this worm couldn't wait for W4's rocket

He was trying for somestupid Fart joke, but ended up just burning his ass off.

"OK, use the Gravity Defying Jetpack to get the Gravity Defying Jetpack..."

"Hey, look at that! I've successfully broken Newton's Third Law! Wait, why is it going all black? Aw, crap..."

And of course, welcome to the 42th Jetpack Race... Today in the Swimming Area with lots of sharks and other cool stuff....

''Boggy's attempts to get into the fourth dimension didn't go as planned''

"The thrusters for the new Jet Pack were just TOO powerful. As well as sending him flying out of control, poor old Jimbob had melted into a stodgy lump of hot waxy worm-flesh."

Don't worry, I'm fine...

*SPLASH!* *Eaten by a fish*

"Uh, guys, I think we need to have a look at those bluepr*GRUNCH*"

the box was just too tempting.

Delirious from watching too many Harry Potter videos, he raced towards the 'snitch' on his 'broomstick'.

Damn, I had a pretty good 'un for the last caption.

Anyway.

...I shouldn't have peeled off that "This way up" sticker...

During the worm's speech:"...and that is how a mobile incinerator works. Now, any questions? Keeping in mind that I already explained about what happened to my hair!"

He made some tweaking and finlly discovered how to make the jetpack better... for DYING! Muahahha (looks around...).... forget it...

During the worm's speech:"...and that is how a mobile incinerator works. Now, any questions? Keeping in mind that I already explained about what happened to my hair!"

uuuh what???

*cough*Simpsons*cough*

uuuh what???

*cough*Simpsons*cough*

I was thinking partly of the simpsons at the time. Except that it was because of the 'mobile incinerator'

Never mind Nemo, where have the bloody turtles gone???

Bah, a new pic, no idea for the jetpack one

Never mind Nemo, where have the bloody turtles gone???

What has that got to do with anything we said?

What has that got to do with anything we said?
That was going to my entry for the previous pic, as I hadn't seen the new pic

Todays winner is PP!
"Hey, look at that! I've successfully broken Newton's Third Law! Wait, why is it going all black? Aw, crap..."
Next!

Despite Pokie's best efforts for cheap advertising, everyone went to Worms Island instead of Worms is Pokie Land.

They said that pokie could not be in the place from the advertise worm. So he proved that they were wrong.

Roll up, roll up! Come to the greatest island on the world... or I'll jump!

Just like being at Blackpool.

Pokie's plan to sell advertise his 'iPokies' didn't exactly go as planned...

Pokie, the sign repariman, got a little carried away with his job...

if only pokie knew it wasn't a wet sponge everyone was about to throw at him

Pokie suddenly remembered he couldn't stand heights.

The worms advent caendar did not sell well.

HOW THE HELL DID I GOT HERE???
...
and... How am I going to get out?

''Isn't it amazing, how big a hole a skipping rope can create?''

Pokie wasn´t a very good advertising-shield-of-Worms-Island-mechanic.

it was time to go where no man had ever gone........worm island!!

"Come on mum, take my picture quickly! everyones laughing at me!"

"Come on mum, take my picture quickly! everyones laughing at me!"
Grr... Twoapenny, can you please stop being so good at this? :)

Todays winner of yet another point is Phillby!
The worms advent caendar did not sell well.
Next!

worms below: JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

"A little higher... further... further... good. Now tell us how it looks from there."

''Sorry, still can't see it.''

"Poor Bob realised that only birds are meant to fly"

"Oh no, not again"

..."At last, my search for the killer snowflakes is succesful!"...

And a magical worm spawned from the hat, jumping very, very high

"Oh Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore".

It was then that the oners of the model-village had had enough. Jimmy would have to pretend to be a giant elsewhere.

"And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very, very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like... ow... ound... round... ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!"

"I wonder if it will be friends with me?"

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.

:p

Experiment X-23 Y failed. Invalid chemical or worm. Please sit after the fly in the ejector seat and try again.

just looking at the drop made him dizzy, he wondered why he agreed to high diving for somones bean burrito.

"I can see my house from here!"

And wow! Hey! What's this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very, very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like... ow... ound... round... ground! That's it! That's a good name - ground!
I wonder if it will be friends with me?

And the rest, after a sudden wet thud, was silence.

:p
another Hitchikers reference :p

another Hitchikers reference :p
So was mine :P

edit: just read what you said...

this breeze is pleasant on my skin

Todays winner is Phillby!
It was then that the oners of the model-village had had enough. Jimmy would have to pretend to be a giant elsewhere.
Next!

"Are YOU tough enough for Hide and Go Seek EXTREME!?!?!?"
or
"Wack a Mole: Mofia Style"

"Handbook for shotgun begginers: Do not shoot allied worms with shotgun,Shoot them with da super big gun in front of you"
Todays winner is Phillby!

Next!
Why didin't you use my picture?

The only way to kill tartan's team is to kill tartan itself. I need to be silent and I dont need to be discov... DAMN! Why its everybody looking at me???

"oh how i wish that shotgun would give me three shots instead of two."

The large gun beside the worm just wasn't enough. He had to make sure the job was done properly.

JimBobWormZor just couldn't take the Scots' plan to take over the world and replace flan with their UBERHAGGISZOR!!!111!111

Scotworm sure wasn't going to like this...

Why didin't you use my picture?
Quite a few people have sent me pictures. Yours is waiting in the line, after the ones I have ready edited from CSSA. Scotworm gave me this a while ago.

Tarter: Stop!!!

Shotgun dude: But it's such a good shot!

Tarter: But I'm your TEAMMATE!!!!!

"Unfortunately the late mr. stephens did not acount for the bullet proof glass."

...stop looking at me... I said stop looking at me!.. STOP IT! *Bang*...

Quite a few people have sent me pictures. Yours is waiting in the line, after the ones I have ready edited from CSSA. Scotworm gave me this a while ago.
Ok.
The message you entered....

"Peekaboo!"

The tartan army found conclusive evidence that worms could infact suffer from colour blindness

Toadys winner, casually sneaking in at the end, is Star Worms! He gets the Offiial 100th point I've given away.
The tartan army found conclusive evidence that worms could infact suffer from colour blindness
From now on, points will only be given for exeptionally good entries, not every winner will get one. If I dont mention it in the post, no points are given.

So....are we cool yet? :p

"What an unexpected time for global freezing."

Is it just me, or is it getting a bit cold out here?

(edit)
Worm 1:What a bad situation... Ii this ice melts, we will fall in water. Otherwise, we will freeze...
Worm2:We're standing in a girder, idiot!

"Ice meeting you here."

It was about time Ghebbabre fixed the shutter speed control on his camera

There are actually reasons for this place to be called ICELand!
--OR--
Only 8 months left to summer boys!

- I thougt that the strategy of standing on a lonely island in the artic for not being founded by the enemy was perfect!
- Shut up and keep swinging that flag!

I'm confused...whose giving who the cold shoulder again?

"So, is this a good idea to wait until the jear 9999 comes?"

What a bunch of wimps.

Well this is... awkward.

Prehistoric worms found in antartica. Scientists say they could be armed and dangerous.

Todays winner is Plasma!
I'm confused...whose giving who the cold shoulder again?
Next!

...''Ah, that's the last time I steal the builders lunches.''...

Where on earth did you get a screenie from Swindl from? anyway...

The minigun was withdrawn shortly after the incident with worm 1

Where on earth did you get a screenie from Swindl from? anyway...
I've been looking through an old W3D screenshot thread for decent screenies. Some others are sent to me, and I'll be making some of my own when I get W4 or the demo.

worm 1 was sightly disturbed about the lack of golf course

New one: ''Well which hole do I put the golf ball in now then?''

The 19th hole...

I left my sheep to go around my golf camp, but I sometimes forget that they explode after 15 seconds.

"Termites?"

Hole in a thousand and one.

Oh, I thought you said "Throw the bomb back and then run away smoothly", not "Slow you swing down and follow through smoothly"...

Which hole am I aiming for?

"Ha! You missed!"

Worm 1 always forgot to yell fore.

"Is my golf really that terrible?"

"Memo to self - never play golf with a nuke"

Ah,got an new fun caption.
"Worm 1 realised it was easy to play golf until now"

Worm 1 took Crazy Golf a bit too far...

Todays winner is wormGod!
Worm 1 took Crazy Golf a bit too far...
Next-age!

Shadow of Colossus; Worm style

You HAVE to know what game that is, no joke in caption otherwise

Hayaaaaaaaaaa *whack* Ouch My Hand My Hand I Think It Broke!!!

Tread carefully, or he'll sneeze

Like hitting God in the face

On the head of the ass.

this darksider doesn't know what he's in for

A frozen Donkey. Now to heat it.

"You lookin' at me?"

Chirstopher's spell to make Eeyore more happy didn't exactly work... In the right way, anyway.

OR

"And they thought concrete was indestructible..."

"As said,Noting is impossible"

Staring into the eye of the tiger... erm, donkey...

"Look at the size of that ass!" :rolleyes:

"so as i was saying m'lord, i punched with my right like this and then a nice left uppercut..."
"umm i dont think concrete can talk"

"This is a biggun the one i have is only about 3 foot 7!"

"Kiss my ass!" - Sorry, it just had to be said...

Todays vinnar ist Star Worms!
Tread carefully, or he'll sneeze
Narkst!

Bob and his gang wanted to look tough, but actually they were a load of wimps!

"WormGod must've turned the heating off again."

I said "FREE US"!

-Freeze!
And they did

Teracotta army? ptcha, ICE!

Ice to see you

"Icely done."

Prehistoric worms found in 10.000 year old icecave

Buy Worms 3D today and receive four, yes FOUR, Limited Edition worm ice-cubes! (While stocks last) Warning: May cause projectile vomitting.

Our anti global warming suits appear to be working well...

Boss- ''You know you really should have listened to your mother, when she said to bring a coat.''
Bad Boy- ''Aw, shuttap''

Boss: "Frozen on paradise"

Todays winner is super_frea!
Boss- ''You know you really should have listened to your mother, when she said to bring a coat.''
Bad Boy- ''Aw, shuttap''
Next pic!

Todays winner is super_frea!

Next pic!

this worm had to deploy his chute. He was going too fast.

It took him an extra five seconds to realise he was drag racing without a car

"Did the world turn upside down or is it me?"

And I present you: bad quality parachute!

"whats wrong? i definetley pulled the cord and everything but im still plummeting!"

"The good news is I found the hurricane, but the bad news is...

"What the... Astro turf?"

.........."EXTERMINATE"

His plan to land in another Wormivers is failed. Now he is stuck in a PC of Team 17.

...so THIS is how you enter the Matrix...

Todays winner is super_frea!

Next pic!

"I have two questions... why am I skydiving over an endless ocean, and why did half a sheep skin deploy in place of my parachute?"

The world's first attempt to parachute over the Atlantic ended in disaster when the worm decided to see if floating upside-down would improve his "air-traction".

Health note: DO NOT Drink and sky dive!
"Jor moi Best Mate Jo are!"

No matter how dire or urgent the situation may be, do not use your parachute as a Porta-Potty.

"Poor Bob must have read the manual for parachutes Upside-down"

"If I'm correct, I've just broken the law of physics! Now, how to un-brake it..."

Todays winner is super_frea!

Next pic!
Yay point, anyway:

''I knew an oversized chef hat wouldn't cut it as a parachute!''

Yay! A point!
Sorry Super. *Points politely*
From now on, points will only be given for exeptionally good entries, not every winner will get one. If I dont mention it in the post, no points are given.
Todays winner is Phillby!
"What the... Astro turf?"
And he DOES get a point, because its originall and I'm feeling happy.

Unfortunately Billy's version of CSI: Hawaii didn't turn out well when it came to the bombing take.

W00T! 1000th post!

Bone Ben was very angry at his holiday rep.

"Oh dear god! they found me!"

Shame on you, spies!

btw, screenshots can be sent to my email if you have any you'd like to share. Please bear in mind, I might not use them if I dont think that people could get good enough captions out of them.

"Once the North Devon tourism council get something into their heads there's no stoping them."

Make my modem dail to your premium rate would you, you stupid little island!??! Take THAT!!!

not that I've ever had that happen, but meh

"No worm where hurt when preforming this movie,Every worm died"

-Hey, I think it will start to rain

or

- I have asked for an explosive party, not for an explosive air strike!

Crime doesn't take vacations, unfortunately I did. I had been investigating the operations of a drug lord who went by the name Don the Dealer. I was on him like a dingle berry on a dog for the past couple of months and I was finally able to put him behind bars a few days ago. He was back on the streets the very next day. A few hours after Don was released the commissioner came back from a business lunch and told me to take a few days off. Apparently I was a little too high strung. I told him that if high strung is punching a man in the face for asking me once to many times to pass the salt, then call me high strung. He wasn’t going to argue with me, and I didn’t want to feel the sting of his fast to my jaw again, and with all those fancy rings he wears now if I was to take a hit it would hurt more than a piranha down the pants. I went to a little sunny resort that the Commissioner recommended for a little R & R. I looked out my window when I saw a hot little number down at the pool. I decided to head down there and say hi. Maybe this vacation wouldn’t be as bad as I had thought. This is when I heard the whine of propellers. The next noise I knew a little too well, bombs. I ran to my window just in time to see Don the Dealer smile and wave from the window of his plane, the next second I was given a one way ticket to the pearly gates with a big honking explosion as my ride. I should have noticed that the commissioner was a little too eager to get me out here. That pile of money on his desk and all those new rings should have tipped me off. Usually I would never have missed such obvious clues, but the commissioner he had been right on one thing...I was a little high-strung.

What The Hell???

Crime doesn't take vacations, unfortunately I did. I had been investigating the operations of a drug lord who went by the name Don the Dealer. I was on him like a dingle berry on a dog for the past couple of months and I was finally able to put him behind bars a few days ago. He was back on the streets the very next day. A few hours after Don was released the commissioner came back from a business lunch and told me to take a few days off. Apparently I was a little too high strung. I told him that if high strung is punching a man in the face for asking me once to many times to pass the salt, then call me high strung. He wasn’t going to argue with me, and I didn’t want to feel the sting of his fast to my jaw again, and with all those fancy rings he wears now if I was to take a hit it would hurt more than a piranha down the pants. I went to a little sunny resort that the Commissioner recommended for a little R & R. I looked out my window when I saw a hot little number down at the pool. I decided to head down there and say hi. Maybe this vacation wouldn’t be as bad as I had thought. This is when I heard the whine of propellers. The next noise I knew a little too well, bombs. I ran to my window just in time to see Don the Dealer smile and wave from the window of his plane, the next second I was given a one way ticket to the pearly gates with a big honking explosion as my ride. I should have noticed that the commissioner was a little too eager to get me out here. That pile of money on his desk and all those new rings should have tipped me off. Usually I would never have missed such obvious clues, but the commissioner he had been right on one thing...I was a little high-strung.
Don't you have imagination for SHORTER captions?

Sorry Super. *Points politely*

Todays winner is Phillby!

And he DOES get a point, because its originall and I'm feeling happy.
I was tempted to say something involving a certain date in Autumn 2001... but it's harsh, so i'll leave it.

...get your cheap-o flights from wormy airways! See the once in a lifetime sight of you holiday resort from above... then see it getting blown up!...

P.S, short of ideas here. :p

New caption!
"Not time to sing the song: It's a happy holiday"

I was tempted to say something involving a certain date in Autumn 2001... but it's harsh, so i'll leave it.

ah yes, dont, really, dont...

Crime doesn't take vacations, unfortunately I did. I had been investigating the operations of a drug lord who went by the name Don the Dealer. I was on him like a dingle berry on a dog for the past couple of months and I was finally able to put him behind bars a few days ago. He was back on the streets the very next day. A few hours after Don was released the commissioner came back from a business lunch and told me to take a few days off. Apparently I was a little too high strung. I told him that if high strung is punching a man in the face for asking me once to many times to pass the salt, then call me high strung. He wasn’t going to argue with me, and I didn’t want to feel the sting of his fast to my jaw again, and with all those fancy rings he wears now if I was to take a hit it would hurt more than a piranha down the pants. I went to a little sunny resort that the Commissioner recommended for a little R & R. I looked out my window when I saw a hot little number down at the pool. I decided to head down there and say hi. Maybe this vacation wouldn’t be as bad as I had thought. This is when I heard the whine of propellers. The next noise I knew a little too well, bombs. I ran to my window just in time to see Don the Dealer smile and wave from the window of his plane, the next second I was given a one way ticket to the pearly gates with a big honking explosion as my ride. I should have noticed that the commissioner was a little too eager to get me out here. That pile of money on his desk and all those new rings should have tipped me off. Usually I would never have missed such obvious clues, but the commissioner he had been right on one thing...I was a little high-strung.
GAHAHA! That's brilliant! I liked the one you had for the parachute one better, though. ;)

Crime doesn't take vacations, unfortunately I did. I had been investigating the operations of a drug lord who went by the name Don the Dealer. I was on him like a dingle berry on a dog for the past couple of months and I was finally able to put him behind bars a few days ago. He was back on the streets the very next day. A few hours after Don was released the commissioner came back from a business lunch and told me to take a few days off. Apparently I was a little too high strung. I told him that if high strung is punching a man in the face for asking me once to many times to pass the salt, then call me high strung. He wasn’t going to argue with me, and I didn’t want to feel the sting of his fast to my jaw again, and with all those fancy rings he wears now if I was to take a hit it would hurt more than a piranha down the pants. I went to a little sunny resort that the Commissioner recommended for a little R & R. I looked out my window when I saw a hot little number down at the pool. I decided to head down there and say hi. Maybe this vacation wouldn’t be as bad as I had thought. This is when I heard the whine of propellers. The next noise I knew a little too well, bombs. I ran to my window just in time to see Don the Dealer smile and wave from the window of his plane, the next second I was given a one way ticket to the pearly gates with a big honking explosion as my ride. I should have noticed that the commissioner was a little too eager to get me out here. That pile of money on his desk and all those new rings should have tipped me off. Usually I would never have missed such obvious clues, but the commissioner he had been right on one thing...I was a little high-strung.
Woah. Big forum Story, thats your sort of thread. :p ;) I was thinking something a little shorter .

Pilot:"Is this is a secret military base?"
Worm on island: "Yes... not really i'm just pulling your leg..."
Pilot: "Oh well i'm tired and i've had a long days work!"
Worms on island:"No, really im just joking!!!"
Pilot:"My dinner must be getting cold so, BOMBS AWAY!"

Argh! I'm no good this! :(

Reporter: "Tom, I am standing here in one of the airplanes going over an unknown island. We've made alliance with this new commiunity and we made a deal to give them rockets and bombs. But in an unfortunate accident, the bombs were not emptied so it is a bad day to be that island...Can I get my paycheck now?

THAT IS FOR TOELLING ME MY RESERVATION WASN'T VALID!!! *BOOM*


I'm so running out of ideas...

Toadys winner is Phillby!
"Once the North Devon tourism council get something into their heads there's no stoping them."
Next!

Saved by the...floating arrow?

"while Chris here seems to be able to sleep through being crushed There's a fair chance the grenade will wake him up."

Offtopic:
Hey Preasure, you could also take one screen from the W4M Demo and post it here!

"Aww man... stuck in a submarine again... and now there's a grenade floating above my head... What the hell did I DO last night?"

Offtopic:
Hey Preasure, you could also take one screen from the W4M Demo and post it here!
Of cource! Pics from any worms game are welcome!

Splodge really hoped that prayer would make that grenade go away...

(Insert lady voice here) And now, ladys and gentlemen, this kind worm is showing us the best and more confortable way for sleeping. On a submarine, with a granade over the head.

There he lay on the floor of his Sub,
passed out from his recent trip to the Pub.
Looking at him filled me with dread,
should he have a grende on his head?

There he lay on the floor of his Sub,
passed out from his recent trip to the Pub.
Looking at him filled me with dread,
is he supposed to have a greande on his head?
HAHA! I forgot you were going to submit poetry this time.

There he lay on the floor of his Sub,
passed out from his recent trip to the Pub.
Looking at him filled me with dread,
is he supposed to have a greande on his head?Neat. Can you re-word the last line to shorten it by... (counts on fingers) ... 4 sylables so that it scans properly?

And you mis-spelt "grenade".

Neat. Can you re-word the last line to shorten it by... (counts on fingers) ... 4 sylables so that it scans properly?

And you mis-spelt "grenade".
"Why does it say "Original Screenshot by |8B>" on my sub?"

In this case, meditating is not going to be relaxing.

Todays winner is GnomeMan! He gets a point for his poetic skills!
There he lay on the floor of his Sub,
passed out from his recent trip to the Pub.
Looking at him filled me with dread,
should he have a grende on his head?
Next pic.

The second Ice Age is now finished.

Giant fridge monster that eats worms and freezes them? Yeah right!

'Yes, I'm think I'm quite sucessful in my program for new frezzers!'

Play the Worms 4:Mayhem demo!

Why do all the screenshots have frozen worms in them? Is it an epidemic?

...Mmm, microwavable worms...

"Wow, this is like the tenth time we've done this. Hey, Anders! Can we do the one with the giant chicken again?"

Tescos' giant ice cube with a worm inside it gag never really took off.

*pp..p..p..p...lease ll..l..l.e..tt.t.tt us out of.f.f.fff. the st..i..nking ff..f..f.ff...rid.d.d....gg..g..g..e, ITS COLD!!!*

He! Can you see what happens when you let the fridge open with worms inside?

"roll up roll up! get your ice cold drinks here! free ice cubes, heh heh heh!"

Why do all the screenshots have frozen worms in them? Is it an epidemic?
Its pure coincidence. I do in fact have another frozen worm in the line. But due to the fact we've had so many, its being held back for a while.

The wind blew a ghastly big breeze,
It made all the soilders freeze,
Luck'ly for me,
I hid by a tree,
And avoided a common disease!

"Think I'll grab a popcicle from the fridge! ;)"

Freedom, glorious FREEDOM!

Come meet these cool dudes.

You'll understand this if a) You live in England, and b) You live in England and have seen the Tesco advert.

Little Tesco, for when you want a worm for your fridge, or big Tesco, for when you want a fridge for your worm.

You'll understand this if a) You live in England, and b) You live in England and have seen the Tesco advert.

Little Tesco, for when you want a worm for your fridge, or big Tesco, for when you want a fridge for your worm.
Lol, frigde avert.

"This fridge can contain up to four, icy worms"

Todays winner is Cyclaws! He gets a point!
Little Tesco, for when you want a worm for your fridge, or big Tesco, for when you want a fridge for your worm.
Next!

"Ya know Jim, I'm not sure this is your best idea"

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they want me to put down a mine."

Well, it will definately get us out of here, though there is a slight risk of death

things that go bump in the night

"Bob's giant mine costume prank did not go down well."

"Hey Look! Barrels of those new green spicey gums! Think I'll grab one. Just let me use my crowbar here and... BOOM!"

This is incredible obvious :p : One worm will say:

Oh no!

"I got a lovely bunsh of..." "SHUT UP!!!"

Sorry, but this is the only way to get away from this...island.

"Im not sure, but I think it will hurt"

''Oh crap, er Pete? I think I'm going to sneeze!''

When I said teleport us onto an Island of paradise, this wasn't quite what I expected.

"You sure this will get us into orbit safely?"
"Safely? whoops, I thought you said cheaply"

"ok, nobody move"
"oh for gods sake! u dont have to tell us! Its pretty obvious dont u think?"
"no."
"whys that then?"
"coz i just moved."
BOOM!

"Don't... move..., I... think... it's... asleep...!"

"Paul! Why did you put a mine down?"
"Beucase you said, "Hurry Paul, lay down a mine.'"
"No I didn't! I said, "Don't worry y'all, it'll be fine!'"

Todays winner is Star Worms!
When I said teleport us onto an Island of paradise, this wasn't quite what I expected.
All next week is Bucket week on the caption competition! Featuring rather a lot of screenies by our good friend Bucket!

Sigh... death, dismay and destruction again, here we go...

- Muahahahha! You are all DOOMED!
And he pressed hardly the button, but he certainly wasnt aware that the button was made of landscape.

"What to do on these bank holidays"

"Must... not... press... button."

As the tranquiliser began to take effect, the worm was shot into outer space, where no worm had gone before.